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Hoff Matthews

@hoffmatthews.bsky.social
294 followers 122 following 1.4K posts

Comedian and video editor. T-shirts available now: www.bonfire.com/store/hoff-matthews

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Hoff Matthews @hoffmatthews.bsky.social · 1h
How to make 💩 #cheapfake
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chris bell @christopherbell.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
RIP Dennis Hastert who became the highest-ranking elected official in U.S. history to serve a prison sentence
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Dave Shire @hireddivas.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Protip - if your boss suggests you use AI to do something but you don't want to, do it yourself really poorly then tell them the AI did it!
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Tim Barnes @timbarnes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
proud (and afraid) to announce i have accepted that 2020 was 6 years ago
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Hoff Matthews @hoffmatthews.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Produced by me, @coolandnice.bsky.social, @timbarnes.bsky.social, @iangoldstein.bsky.social and Mary Bess Pritchett!
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Hoff Matthews @hoffmatthews.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Happy October! 🎃 Celebrate Halloween by getting your tickets to Hoff’s Horrorfest’s 10/19 screening of Dementia 13! Live comedy and a horror movie, presented by BrickFlix at the Brick theater in Brooklyn with guest performer Alyse Dreamhouse! Come through! Tickets: ci.ovationtix.com/122/producti...
Hoff’s Horrorfest show promo flyer
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Hoff Matthews @hoffmatthews.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Any presidential candidate who won’t pardon these people is an enabler of fascism at best www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
motherjones.com
How anti-ICE protesters became prisoners in Trump's war on antifa
“We are not terrorists.”
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Hoff Matthews @hoffmatthews.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Not sure pop culture can handle the addition of a spooky documentarian named “Michael Meyer”
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Henning @henningo.com · 23/09/2026
If there’s a lot of reverb on the rim clicks, that song takes place at night.
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Ian Goldstein @iangoldstein.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I’m excited! You should be too
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Hoff Matthews @hoffmatthews.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Produced by me, @coolandnice.bsky.social, @timbarnes.bsky.social, @iangoldstein.bsky.social and Mary Bess Pritchett!
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Hoff Matthews @hoffmatthews.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Hoff’s Horrorfest returns 10/19 with Francis Ford Coppola’s Dementia 13! Live comedy and a horror movie, presented by BrickFlix at the Brick theater in Brooklyn and featuring guest performer Alyse Dreamhouse! Come through! 🎃 Tickets: ci.ovationtix.com/122/producti...
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Hoff Matthews @hoffmatthews.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Lol just learned that I show up at 32:29 in this video www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rold...
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Ian Goldstein @iangoldstein.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This is being worked on by my doctor, but just a reminder of hoops and denials one has to deal with in this healthcare system. I'm on two immunosuppressants. My doctor says I need two. My body says I need two. My insurance says I need one.
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Hoff Matthews @hoffmatthews.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Don't call it a war 📺
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Hoff Matthews @hoffmatthews.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Found another incredible name in the C-SPAN archives
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Joe @joelastname.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
AI has been killed. activist group Hacker Disco Rebellion has claimed credit for the killing. AI will no longer be a part of our society or lives going forward
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Hoff Matthews @hoffmatthews.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Secretly British 🇬🇧 #cheapfake
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Tim Barnes @timbarnes.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
God scrolls through prayers the way we scroll through reels
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Hoff Matthews @hoffmatthews.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
8/28/06: Sally selling seashells by the seashore 🐚 #cheapfake
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Hoff Matthews @hoffmatthews.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I am the NCIS to Chanty Beluga’s Mad Men. Except NCIS makes money
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Hoff Matthews @hoffmatthews.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Again, meaning no disrespect: 500,000 ain’t shit. I have cracked 10 million twice. I have nearly as many total followers as Chanty Beluga across TikTok and Instagram. Where is my NBC News article
NBC News article excerpt saying the first Chanty Beluga video “was a hit with nearly 500,000 views”
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Hoff Matthews @hoffmatthews.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I bear Chanty Beluga no ill will. Sincerely. I am simply asking: How come everyone knows she’s famous and no one knows I am
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Joe @joelastname.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
they had to shut this down after Ronald McDonald became fixated on a family and tried to insert himself into their lives
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Hoff Matthews @hoffmatthews.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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Hoff Matthews @hoffmatthews.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Party! 🎉 #cheapfake
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Hoff Matthews @hoffmatthews.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
8/21/06: The Beatles 🎸 #cheapfake
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Joe @joelastname.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
decided on a whim to download my letterboxd data and go through all my orphaned reviews and getting very pissed off at the moderators who delete so much important and interesting stuff off of their platform
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Hoff Matthews @hoffmatthews.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Stepford Wives was not necessarily perceived that way at the time! www.nytimes.com/1975/02/26/a...
nytimes.com
Feminists Recoil At Film Designed To Relate to Them (Published 1975)
Columbia Pictures Corp, screenwriter Eleanor Perry and actress Ann Bayer hold special screening for women of film The Stepford Wives followed by ‘awareness session’ in which women were asked to air th...
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Hoff Matthews @hoffmatthews.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Social media does not generate income and if you try to promote anything that does generate income the algorithm will come to your house and kill you
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Hoff Matthews @hoffmatthews.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
8/19/91: Hotline 📞 #cheapfake
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Hoff Matthews @hoffmatthews.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Link in bio! 👕 #cheapfake
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chris bell @christopherbell.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I do think those that get a kick out of Nathan Fielder stuff, John Wilson stuff etc would probably find something to like with this one.
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Hoff Matthews @hoffmatthews.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
When Spirit Halloween only has the cheap Michael Myers mask
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hatercles.bsky.social @hatercles.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
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Hoff Matthews @hoffmatthews.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Head bumps 🐫 #cheapfake
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Hoff Matthews @hoffmatthews.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
🤮
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Hoff Matthews @hoffmatthews.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
8/15/91: Hand 🤚 #cheapfake
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Hoff Matthews @hoffmatthews.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
✊
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Hoff Matthews @hoffmatthews.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I see a lot of you think you’re too cool for Threads. You know who isn’t?
Dril’s Threads profile
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Hoff Matthews @hoffmatthews.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I swear I loaded up the screencap in my story and TikTok added Ice-T’s “Freedom of Speech” automatically. They’re taunting me
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Hoff Matthews @hoffmatthews.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I got another TikTok strike for this
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Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
the dream of every artist is to make enough money from art that they don't need to hold down a real job, but once you don't have a real job it makes it harder to relate the the world of normal people to make art
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Hoff Matthews @hoffmatthews.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
8/7/06: Asking for help 🙏 #cheapfake
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Hoff Matthews @hoffmatthews.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
8/5/96: Torture robot 🤖 #cheapfake
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Hoff Matthews @hoffmatthews.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Prayers up for Tony
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Hoff Matthews @hoffmatthews.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Court reporter? ⌨️ #cheapfake
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Hoff Matthews @hoffmatthews.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Happy birthday Pete & Pete
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Hoff Matthews @hoffmatthews.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
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Hoff Matthews @hoffmatthews.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Tom Homan describes his abduction 👽 #cheapfake
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