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You should’ve relegated us. Proper football man. hoff.football #COYS #Crew96

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hoffspur @hoff.football · 03/08/2026
I still miss In Bed With Maradona.
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hoffspur @hoff.football · 28/07/2026
I guess I shouldn’t be surprised that some folks think 100m now is the same as 100m 5, 10, 15 years ago. The “this player isn’t worth 100m, everyone is crazy,” articles are boring.
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hoffspur @hoff.football · 19/07/2026
Zero tactical awareness.
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hoffspur @hoff.football · 19/07/2026
An all-time fumble by him.
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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 09/07/2026
I’ve watched this 500x
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hoffspur @hoff.football · 05/07/2026
#FreeBalogun worked!
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hoffspur @hoff.football · 01/07/2026
Buon Natale 😬😬😬
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hoffspur @hoff.football · 29/06/2026
To go from pissing off the league with the potential of having Cucho, Zelarayan, and Rossi to having none of them, this kinda sucks. #crew96
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hoffspur @hoff.football · 26/06/2026
Project Mayhem meeting at SoFi. Pretty cool.
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hoffspur @hoff.football · 23/06/2026
#Salma2Columbus
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Bruno Fernandes needs punched in the throat @thombomb816.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
A Black man with the surname Freeman scored for the USA on Juneteenth in a home World Cup match.
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hoffspur @hoff.football · 17/06/2026
I completely forgot Baumi missed out on the WC. 😭😭😭
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hoffspur @hoff.football · 12/06/2026
Gotta pull out the Jose Francisco Torres ‘10 kit.
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hoffspur @hoff.football · 12/06/2026
Throw in a nice £5-10m buyback (like Madrid & Paz) and I don’t hate the idea. Brighton would never though.
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hoffspur @hoff.football · 08/06/2026
Found my new addiction. 🏆 CHAMPIONS — my all-time top-flight XI won the title with 85 pts (27-4-7) featuring Kevin Phillips. Can you top it on 38-0? 38-0.app/r/2OVnUvIP
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A 27-4-7 38-0 season — 85 pts (verified)
Verified at 38-0.app: 85 OVR XI went 27-4-7 (85 pts). Can you go unbeaten?
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hoffspur @hoff.football · 30/05/2026
Me rn
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Awake Kina in Hospital Bed
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Oz Football @ozfootball.coys.social · 30/05/2026
If anyone in North London is looking to see some European silverware, I’d just like to remind you where you can see it
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hoffspur @hoff.football · 30/05/2026
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Dave Chappelle: You Hate to See It
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hoffspur @hoff.football · 28/05/2026
2 players in within a week of the last game? What is this bizarroSpurs?
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hoffspur @hoff.football · 24/05/2026
They all wanted us down. Now we’re not allowed to be happy about staying up. Everyone hates us. We don’t care. Spurs against the world. #coys
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hoffspur @hoff.football · 24/05/2026
I can’t wait to watch De Zerbi’s post-match presser.
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Andy Gaffney @agaff.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
It's refreshing for Spurs to ruin everybody else's weekend but not mine.
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hoffspur @hoff.football · 24/05/2026
And now… Daje Roma!!!
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hoffspur @hoff.football · 24/05/2026
I’ll take the last one and just be happy with whatever comes of that.
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hoffspur @hoff.football · 24/05/2026
Yeah, I thought they were going to say his injury was “lingering” just to keep him out, but credit to RDZ for sticking with his gut.
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hoffspur @hoff.football · 24/05/2026
Was so impressed with his mentality, fits the system well also.
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hoffspur @hoff.football · 24/05/2026
Also, can we all agree to never do that again? K, great! #coys
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hoffspur @hoff.football · 24/05/2026
De Zerbi deserves massive credit as well. Let’s build for him and storm the league next year. No mercy, no prisoners. #coys
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hoffspur @hoff.football · 24/05/2026
This is the energy I’m here for now.
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hoffspur @hoff.football · 24/05/2026
Hats off to Antonin Kinsky, I don’t know if we stay up if he doesn’t play the run-in. Just a transformative effect on the squad. Give him the #1 for next season. #coys
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hoffspur @hoff.football · 24/05/2026
Hey. We’re Hot Shot Tottenham, we are the Super Spurs. Come on you Spurs!
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hoffspur @hoff.football · 24/05/2026
Now… To the real work. #coys
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hoffspur @hoff.football · 24/05/2026
I’d keep Palhinha if he’d stay. Easy decision, imo. I don’t think keeping him necessarily means not addressing other positions as some have implied.
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hoffspur @hoff.football · 24/05/2026
Hey. We’re Hot Shot Tottenham, we are the Super Spurs. Come on you Spurs!
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hoffspur @hoff.football · 21/05/2026
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MacGruber: I'm In
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hoffspur @hoff.football · 20/05/2026
RIP Bill Davidge. Gutted. 😢 #cbj
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hoffspur @hoff.football · 20/05/2026
Hey I’ve got that one!
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hoffspur @hoff.football · 19/05/2026
The “Aidan Morris to the Prem” dream is still alive!!!
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The Devil’s Re-Geoffs @geoffreykeel.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
I’ve done an inexplicable thing.
It’s the cover of Weezer’s Blue Album but I’ve replaced all their heads with Jar Jar and where it said WEEZER in the top corner now it says WEESA
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hoffspur @hoff.football · 19/05/2026
Brazil: actually shocked that Joao Pedro missed out.
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hoffspur @hoff.football · 18/05/2026
We’re all Burnley aren’t we?
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hoffspur @hoff.football · 17/05/2026
Not on my bingo card for today.
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Tom Bogert @tombogert.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
BREAKING: The Columbus Crew has fired head coach Henrik Rydström after 14 league games. "We believe a change was much needed," GM Issa Tall tells me. Sources say Rydström never got buy in from locker room. Laurent Courtois takes over as interim head coach. www.nytimes.com/athletic/728...
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Columbus Crew fires head coach Henrik Rydström after just 14 league games
The Swedish coach failed to make an impact and was let go just ahead of MLS' World Cup break
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hoffspur @hoff.football · 17/05/2026
*puts Lyon hat on*
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hoffspur @hoff.football · 17/05/2026
Just one point. Come on you Spurs!
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Dr. Strange: One More Chance
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hoffspur @hoff.football · 17/05/2026
I always mark Chelsea away 0 on fixture-release day.
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hoffspur @hoff.football · 17/05/2026
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Saint-Maximin's Joyful Newcastle Goal Celebration Dance
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hoffspur @hoff.football · 17/05/2026
Howay the lads!
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Up The Toon! UK Accent Fan Chant
ALT: Up The Toon! UK Accent Fan Chant
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hoffspur @hoff.football · 17/05/2026
Belgium: I can’t believe Godts missed out. France: I wonder how missing out will affect RKM in the last two games for Spurs. France is ridiculously loaded though.
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hoffspur @hoff.football · 17/05/2026
Going to use this thread to keep WC squad thoughts somewhat organized.
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