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Michael Hoffman

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Software engineer and union member building games for a newspaper. This sentence expresses my love of self-reference. ABD for life. (he/him) hof.fm

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Michael Hoffman @hof.fm · 5h
I can only assume the internet already discussed this for days and I missed it.
Detail of signature page of “super intelligence” EO capturing Greg Brockman’s signature. It looks like a third grader wrote “gdb”.
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Michael Hoffman @hof.fm · 24/09/2026
Human language rules.
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Michael Hoffman @hof.fm · 24/09/2026
“Science Night”: Banal, dorky, wholesome. “Night Science”: Mysterious, charged, dangerous.
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Michael Hoffman @hof.fm · 20/09/2026
good shit
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Michael Hoffman @hof.fm · 19/09/2026
In The Restaurant at the End of the Universe, the most advanced spaceship in the galaxy, The Heart of Gold, gravely endangers its crew by diverting all of its electrical power and CPU to the task of making Arthur Dent a cup of tea. Thinking about this for no particular reason.
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Michael Hoffman @hof.fm · 18/09/2026
I know plastic is bad, but man do I love a gallon ziplock. You fill that bad boy up and say to yourself, “I have a gallon of cauliflower” or whatever. Now that’s what I call living.
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Evan Washington @eewash.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
not wrong, but seems like this argument really should run more strongly in the other direction? "my computer is having thoughts rn" seems like the sort of claim that should rightly be met with initial skepticism and further questions, even if you can't give a good account of what it means to think
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Michael Hoffman @hof.fm · 16/09/2026
Brooklyn’s got the smells this morning. 🙏
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Michael Hoffman @hof.fm · 16/09/2026
“Let’s organize a union.”
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Michael Hoffman @hof.fm · 16/09/2026
Starting to use 🫀 instead of ❤️ and everybody loves it/me.
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Connie (she/her/auntie) @damemags.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Every time I see close-ups of this fabric in totally in awe of the spinners! The #spinning wheel wouldn't arrive in Europe for another 200~ years. All that thread, both for the woven background and the embroidery, was produced on a drop #spindle! #yarn
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Michael Hoffman @hof.fm · 16/09/2026
You might say Jamba “has the juice”.
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Michael Hoffman @hof.fm · 13/09/2026
Despite years of research by our greatest minds there still exists no human technology powerful enough to stop Pete Buttigieg from texting me.
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Michael Hoffman @hof.fm · 15/09/2026
If the world were really about to end, these people wouldn’t be sounding the alarm. They’d be quietly building an investment strategy to profit on the way down.
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Michael Hoffman @hof.fm · 15/09/2026
If the world were really about to end, these people wouldn’t be sounding the alarm. They’d be quietly building an investment strategy to profit on the way down.
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Michael Hoffman @hof.fm · 13/09/2026
Despite years of research by our greatest minds there still exists no human technology powerful enough to stop Pete Buttigieg from texting me.
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I'm so confused about the theology of this. Are they all also in Heaven? That's some radical universalism right there.
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Michael Hoffman @hof.fm · 11/09/2026
Delightful work by the staff and editors at @wikipedia.org. You can see all 230 feet of the Bayeaux Tapestry, all within its Wikipedia page!
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Michael Hoffman @hof.fm · 11/09/2026
Get the fuck out of my inbox—and my city—with this hustle culture 996 bullshit.
six days a week, soho, backendThis is six days a week in person, and they are blunt that it is not a normal job: long days Monday to Thursday, an ordinary Friday finish, Saturday yours, six to eight hours Sunday.

Worth a short conversation?
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Michael Hoffman @hof.fm · 11/09/2026
Delightful work by the staff and editors at @wikipedia.org. You can see all 230 feet of the Bayeaux Tapestry, all within its Wikipedia page!
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Michael Hoffman @hof.fm · 11/09/2026
Get the fuck out of my inbox—and my city—with this hustle culture 996 bullshit.
six days a week, soho, backendThis is six days a week in person, and they are blunt that it is not a normal job: long days Monday to Thursday, an ordinary Friday finish, Saturday yours, six to eight hours Sunday.

Worth a short conversation?
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Michael Hoffman @hof.fm · 09/09/2026
Subscribing to @theonion.com is all fun and games until the headline is about you.
theonion.com
Everything Finally Clicks For Man After Getting Diagnosed As Stupid
CARY, NC—Describing the experience as “a revelation,” 38-year-old Derrick Henard told reporters Wednesday that everything had finally clicked for him after he was given a diagnosis of stupid. “I remem...
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Michael Hoffman @hof.fm · 07/09/2026
Saw this going around. How is the blue category not labeled “Yes, you can”? We used to live in a society. Well I’m gone.
Periodic table of the elements categorized into four categories under the heading CAN I LICK IT?

Blue: Sure, go for it
Green: Maybe, not the best idea
Yellow: Please, don't do that
Orange: See you on the other side
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Michael Hoffman @hof.fm · 08/09/2026
Ok, sure, but tech folks aren’t equipped either. I may have dropped out of my philosophy PhD but I’m here to tell you that “what would it mean for a machine to think?” is not a technology question.
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Michael Hoffman @hof.fm · 08/09/2026
Ok, sure, but tech folks aren’t equipped either. I may have dropped out of my philosophy PhD but I’m here to tell you that “what would it mean for a machine to think?” is not a technology question.
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Michael Hoffman @hof.fm · 07/09/2026
Ordered and ate the “devil wings” to impress my 10 year old son. It totally worked. Score another one for toxic masculinity! (Also, please send help. For my body.)
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Michael Hoffman @hof.fm · 07/09/2026
This is dumb as shit and I want one.
MEGA SPRITZ
THE CLASSIC APEROL SPRITZ
Just completely out of control. Served in a massive 200oz wine glass. Perfect for sharing, but we won't judge.
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Michael Hoffman @hof.fm · 07/09/2026
Yes. So much more of what I read at work now is presented as normative rather than descriptive. That’s a tiring (at best) way to receive information.
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Michael Hoffman @hof.fm · 07/09/2026
Saw this going around. How is the blue category not labeled “Yes, you can”? We used to live in a society. Well I’m gone.
Periodic table of the elements categorized into four categories under the heading CAN I LICK IT?

Blue: Sure, go for it
Green: Maybe, not the best idea
Yellow: Please, don't do that
Orange: See you on the other side
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Michael Hoffman @hof.fm · 05/09/2026
Catholicism : Protestantism :: Waldorf : Montessori
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Michael Hoffman @hof.fm · 03/09/2026
This podcast is one of the few I consistently listen to on release day. I recommend sampling a thick slice of the Buffet episode. Maybe you will love it too!
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Michael Hoffman @hof.fm · 29/08/2026
Previously there were four elements and they just found another one.
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Starbucks Workers United @sbworkersunited.org · 26/08/2026
“It is no longer possible to be both a Starbucks customer and in support of workers.”
huffpost.com
Starbucks Workers Call For Boycott: 'No Other Choice'
The campaign has organized hundreds of stores since 2021 but still doesn’t have a collective bargaining agreement.
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Michael Hoffman @hof.fm · 24/08/2026
Huge news. The Mayor has promised to make a video on The Power Broker.
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Michael Hoffman @hof.fm · 22/08/2026
Kudos to the @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social staffers who somehow resisted calling this poll “nice”.
ZOHRAN
FOR NEW YORK CITY

Michael,

New polls show something incredible: 69% of New York City residents have a favorable view of Mayor Mamdani - that's an increase of 11% since June.
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Michael Hoffman @hof.fm · 16/08/2026
Voyeur-ass sea lion
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Kait Hoehne @khoehne.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Brushed off my editorial skills for this one and couldn't be prouder. These movements aren't built in one moment, it's a series of messy, complicated collective decisions. longhaulmag.com/first-tech-w...
longhaulmag.com
Sign of the Times: An Account of the First Tech Workers’ Strike | Long-Haul Mag
Workers in the New York Times Tech Guild went on the first official tech workers’ strike in the United States, during the week of the presidential election in November, 2024. Following the strike, the...
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Michael Hoffman @hof.fm · 13/08/2026
@jessethorn.bsky.social I’m listening to today’s @jordanjessego.bsky.social and just want to make double sure you know the delightful fact that Missy Elliott played Lilith Fair!
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Michael Hoffman @hof.fm · 10/08/2026
My colleagues/comrades wrote up a detailed and candid account of our experience inside the New York Times Tech Guild strike of 2024—the largest tech worker strike in American history.
longhaulmag.com
Sign of the Times: An Account of the First Tech Workers’ Strike | Long-Haul Mag
Workers in the New York Times Tech Guild went on the first official tech workers’ strike in the United States, during the week of the presidential election in November, 2024. Following the strike, the...
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Michael Hoffman @hof.fm · 10/08/2026
My colleagues/comrades wrote up a detailed and candid account of our experience inside the New York Times Tech Guild strike of 2024—the largest tech worker strike in American history.
longhaulmag.com
Sign of the Times: An Account of the First Tech Workers’ Strike | Long-Haul Mag
Workers in the New York Times Tech Guild went on the first official tech workers’ strike in the United States, during the week of the presidential election in November, 2024. Following the strike, the...
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Michael Hoffman @hof.fm · 08/08/2026
Auto guys from Europe try to heal your tires’ inflation And little cars from Sweden dream of oil-changing stations And if you want these kind of dreams, it's Mobilubrication
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Michael Hoffman @hof.fm · 03/08/2026
Tired: Waymo cars. Wired: Way less cars.
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Michael Hoffman @hof.fm · 08/08/2026
Auto guys from Europe try to heal your tires’ inflation And little cars from Sweden dream of oil-changing stations And if you want these kind of dreams, it's Mobilubrication
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Michael Hoffman @hof.fm · 07/08/2026
Curious to open this email and discover what sense of the word “and” is operative.
Songkick email subject line:

“Just announced: Ghostface Killah and Cleveland Orchestra”
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Michael Hoffman @hof.fm · 07/08/2026
In this era of omniscient surveillance machines, it’s comforting that Breakmaster Cylinder is still Mysterious.
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Michael Hoffman @hof.fm · 06/08/2026
dew point (derogatory)
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Michael Hoffman @hof.fm · 05/08/2026
fuckin stakeholders, amirite?
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Michael Hoffman @hof.fm · 05/08/2026
My son continues to prefer what we call “German hotel breakfast buffet” breakfasts.
Plate with salami, prosciutto, Finn crisp crackers, strawberries, and cucumbers.
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Michael Hoffman @hof.fm · 04/08/2026
youtu.be
Don't Trash Talk New York | Hardly Working
YouTube video by Dropout
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Michael Hoffman @hof.fm · 03/08/2026
Tired: Waymo cars. Wired: Way less cars.
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