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hailey

@hoejackborseman.bsky.social
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hahahahah this is a losing game anyways, no?

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less 🌞 @bauldlad.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
if i send this to you i just missed my uber and will not be attending the function #survivor51
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hailey @hoejackborseman.bsky.social · 4h
what a messy ride you’re in for hehe
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hailey @hoejackborseman.bsky.social · 4h
a man who clearly watched one (1) season of survivor before playing
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hailey @hoejackborseman.bsky.social · 5h
Conor bought 6 bottles of champagne for the three of us send help
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hailey @hoejackborseman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
the eagles lost and i about got lapped in fantasy i hate football
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Mike Bloom @amikebloomtype.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
SALINA ESTITTIES HAS OFFICIALLY DEBUTED ON #BB28
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hailey @hoejackborseman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I want the live feeds back just to see Rick hugging his proud and crying kids for the next hour :’)
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hailey @hoejackborseman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
KING OF THE SWEEP 🔥
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Mike Bloom @amikebloomtype.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
7/7/18: Rick Devens spends #Survivor 38 as the biggest endgame threat. He falls one competition shy of the win 10/1/26: Rick Devens spends #BB28 as the biggest endgame threat. He pulls through in the final competition, winning 6-1 In the “time trip” season, he was able to rewrite history
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hailey @hoejackborseman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Kolby, never having watched Survivor:
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hailey @hoejackborseman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
not my mom wrapping an onion to give conor for his bday!!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭
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hailey @hoejackborseman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
my grandma has been sending Conor videos of fungus removal for a few weeks now, but things escalated starkly tonight…
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hailey @hoejackborseman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Bianca Del Rio, Whitney Leavitt, and Q Burdette under one roof, I—
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Drew @drewofborg.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"God's not watching Big Brother" #bb28
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hailey @hoejackborseman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
noooo bc I cackled about this too 😭
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AL PAL @allisonsaiko.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
COMP BEAST MELODYYYYYY #bb28
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hailey @hoejackborseman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
THIS FUCKING SIMP OH MY GODDDDD
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hailey @hoejackborseman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
if they don’t vote Dee out right now just run that bitch her check
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hailey @hoejackborseman.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
fuck widow’s Bay and I LIKED widow’s bay !!!!!!!
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hailey @hoejackborseman.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
SHRINKING CONOR SHRINKING
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hailey @hoejackborseman.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
SHE DID IT!!!!!
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Kim Wexler: Girlboss from Better Call Saul
ALT: Kim Wexler: Girlboss from Better Call Saul
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hailey @hoejackborseman.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
taking a boring full time position just to get my health insurance paid for im officially an adult
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hailey @hoejackborseman.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
and the thousands of cartoon porn & VPN pop up ads begin
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hailey @hoejackborseman.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
how I feel when no one but my dad has asked about my fantasy lineup
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hailey @hoejackborseman.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
i have a severe bone to pick w whichever one of you fuckers told Conor that you die if you eat at ponchos
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hailey @hoejackborseman.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
2026 year of getting stitches & conor watching me pass out ig
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hailey @hoejackborseman.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
switching from 5th-6th grade to 1st-2nd is wild bc wdym you forgot what a k looks like ……
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hailey @hoejackborseman.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Dee bringing back old school big brother shit WE LOOOOOVE A HOUSE MEEEEEETING 🥰🥰🥰
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lukielovely SUCKERS4HOPE @lukielovely.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
SMILE IF YOU WHOOPED KAMU’S ASS IN A COMP #BB28
La Trice “Lala” Verrett (BB28)Angela Murray (BB28)
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hailey @hoejackborseman.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
John Mulaney was so sweaty & so angry to be in The Ozarks & so fucking funny while letting us know
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hailey @hoejackborseman.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I feel as deep of an attachment to shrinking at 28 as I did to bojack at 20 which is to say I’m still a depressed little bitch but a much more hopeful one
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hailey @hoejackborseman.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
yeahhhh i don’t think i needed the health app notification that my period is about to start, it’s 10:44am and ive already cried once from laughing & once thinking about how loved my friends make me feel
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hailey @hoejackborseman.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
the bum bum bum bum bum on NDA lives in my head rent free now
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hailey @hoejackborseman.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
post surgery nose so straight & skinny a republican senator might get caught w his dick in it 💅
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hailey @hoejackborseman.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
stats fm only logged two days of data in july so all 5 of my top tracks are from get rich or die tryin :/
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hailey @hoejackborseman.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
cried watching the Billie Eilish concert movie so ig im a stan now
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hailey @hoejackborseman.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
no okay definitely had a good read the movie just lost itself hating fat people in the second act
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hailey @hoejackborseman.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
guys I may have assumed the theme of wall-e too soon
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hailey @hoejackborseman.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
yes i am watching wall-e for the first time & YES LIFE IS WORTH LIVING & PRESERVING IN SPITE OF IT ALL
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hailey @hoejackborseman.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
hadn’t taken my adhd meds in over a week & i am RACING today ahahaha
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hailey @hoejackborseman.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
passed out when they took the stints out but woke up a new woman
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hailey @hoejackborseman.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Ted Lasso season 3 wrapped the night Conor & I met, and now we’re here, three years later, cozied up on the couch in our shared home watching the season 4 premiere we never thought would come 🤍
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hailey @hoejackborseman.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
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hailey @hoejackborseman.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
one of my new teaching fams is building me a classroom in their basement 👁️👄👁️
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hailey @hoejackborseman.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
at the recovery stage where benny knocked over my sonic water & i sobbed 🥰🥰🥰
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hailey @hoejackborseman.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
i got u just finished forbidden fruits & can guarantee half star tops
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hailey @hoejackborseman.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
knew i was gonna be a melody stan when she said she was in the uninvolved stoner sorority in college 🥰
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hailey @hoejackborseman.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Caleb babysitting me while Conor went to see Spider-Man is peak village shit
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hailey @hoejackborseman.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
got two black eyes and can’t tell where my nose stops and my cheeks start i love it here
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hailey @hoejackborseman.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
not me asking the nurse high as fuck “are you sure?” after she told me no vaping for 24 hours sksksk
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