Reposted by Michael HoagIan Karmel @iankarmel.bsky.social · 10/01/2026I'm having a bad time (football) 9582
Michael Hoag @hoagmichael.bsky.social · 14/11/2025He played 127 professional baseball games, and 1,027 professional basketball games, so can we call him 12% of baseball player? 010
Michael Hoag @hoagmichael.bsky.social · 01/11/2025It’s a shame this happened too late for somebody to make it a couples costume somehow 010
Reposted by Michael HoagPatrick Daugherty @rotopat.bsky.social · 07/10/2025The Dodgers actually having healthy October starting pitching is a sadistic "uh oh, Happy learned how to putt"! 21018
Reposted by Michael HoagMina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 03/10/2025Great command of the language on display here 6539619990
Michael Hoag @hoagmichael.bsky.social · 02/10/2025Military families being able to buy groceries is woke now. 020
Michael Hoag @hoagmichael.bsky.social · 26/09/2025I know the answer. My wife is from Burbank, and grew up on “Uclan” drive, which is right in between “Harvard” Road and “Cornell” lane. It’s pronounced “YOU-klin” 030
Reposted by Michael HoagThe Onion @theonion.com · 18/09/2025Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From theonion.comTrump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew FromLONDON—Claiming that he recognized the member of the royal family, but his memory was hazy, President Donald Trump has spent his entire trip to the U.K. trying to figure out where he knows Prince Andr... 172127043063
Reposted by Michael HoagOlúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 14/09/2025this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either 360318138272
Reposted by Michael HoagJeff Sharlet @jeffsharlet.bsky.social · 10/09/2025If I have any credibility with you from 20 years of reporting on rightwing & fascist movements, please listen when I beg you not to celebrate Charlie Kirk getting shot. Leave aside morality: this isn’t a match in dry grass, it’s a torch. We do not want what this could ignite & we would not win. 45574971845
Michael Hoag @hoagmichael.bsky.social · 04/09/2025I work in a coffee shop and we have nice fancy speakers. I can immediately hear the difference when someone has it on Spotify vs Tidal. Spotify flattens and compresses the sound so everything sounds like a CVS. 020
Michael Hoag @hoagmichael.bsky.social · 04/09/2025Tidal clears both easily, they also pay the artists way more 191
Michael Hoag @hoagmichael.bsky.social · 31/08/2025Yes, and we brought a two month old. (She’s doing great, fast asleep) 100
Michael Hoag @hoagmichael.bsky.social · 30/08/2025people are asking if this is a bad omen but last time it happened we went to 12-0 so 010
Michael Hoag @hoagmichael.bsky.social · 30/08/2025My two month old daughter saw Ohio State score a touchdown and immediately threw up. I get it. 000
Reposted by Michael Hoag𝚂𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚍𝚊𝚛𝚢 𝙿𝚛𝚘𝚝𝚘𝚌𝚘𝚕 @2ndaryprotocol.bsky.social · 25/08/2025‘Addams Family Values’ (1993) 🎥 🥂 🖤 251064138
Michael Hoag @hoagmichael.bsky.social · 08/08/2025Confederates killed more Americans than the Nazis, Soviets, Viet Cong, and Al-Qaeda combined. 040
Michael Hoag @hoagmichael.bsky.social · 23/07/2025Thinking of the kind of career Wolverine could’ve had. Hard for guys that short to throw fast though. Probably better off at running back. 000
Michael Hoag @hoagmichael.bsky.social · 22/07/2025Anyone who’s ever headbanged in their life owes Ozzy a small debt 000
Michael Hoag @hoagmichael.bsky.social · 21/07/2025You look at it and just know they paid consultants like $100,000 to come up with this. 000
Michael Hoag @hoagmichael.bsky.social · 12/07/2025Checked. It is real. Peepaw is crashing out again. 010
Michael Hoag @hoagmichael.bsky.social · 11/07/2025There is a sequel, Love’s Labours Won, but it’s lost. Likely in either the Globe fire or the great fire of London in 1666. LLL is still mid. 45 Shakespeare plays, half are masterpieces, half aren’t. 010
Reposted by Michael Hoagdamniel spookradski @self.agency · 30/06/2025"you taught the world about freedom and it's time for us to return the favor" hot damn 61642298
Michael Hoag @hoagmichael.bsky.social · 23/06/2025It’s just crazy we’re still making these kinds of movies in a post Walk Hard world. 080
Michael Hoag @hoagmichael.bsky.social · 16/05/2025The way I reflexively almost sent this to @natsparaccio.bsky.social 110
Michael Hoag @hoagmichael.bsky.social · 12/05/2025“Accountability matters” and “Without fear or favor” is still in this guy’s bio for some reason 0100
Michael Hoag @hoagmichael.bsky.social · 02/05/2025The nerve of the 3% of Iowans to say they’re not in the Midwest somehow. 261
Michael Hoag @hoagmichael.bsky.social · 01/05/2025Dillon Brooks vs Draymond Green has been excellent heel vs heel 010
Michael Hoag @hoagmichael.bsky.social · 27/04/2025Then it’s not really clear what your argument is. Is Not Voting such a sacred act that you think it cannot be judged or criticized? If I see someone jaywalking, and say “that’s dumb and unsafe” are you gonna say “hey fuck you man, it’s the cities responsibility to make cities more walkable!!” 100
Michael Hoag @hoagmichael.bsky.social · 26/04/2025I hear your argument, but it’s a fact that sitting out of voting in protest accomplished nothing. It never does. Criticize Democrats all you want, they deserve it, but don’t pretend like not voting is a solution to any problem we’re facing. 150
Michael Hoag @hoagmichael.bsky.social · 25/04/2025@ihavethatonvinyl.com another bit is whenever a song from this album comes on I’m like “hey that’s Natalie’s mom.” 220
