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Natalie Sparaccio

@natsparaccio.bsky.social
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long islander in LA. photographer. what the fuck is up denny's. www.natsparaccio.com

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Natalie Sparaccio @natsparaccio.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
hey what’s up just popping in to see if anyone wants to send me money before i have a panic attack
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inthefade @ihavethatonvinyl.com · 17/08/2026
thanks to @natsparaccio.bsky.social for making me laugh out loud
text from my daughter:

are you telling me a ben fried this rice??
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Natalie Sparaccio @natsparaccio.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
this is my biological niece
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Natalie Sparaccio @natsparaccio.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
i usually only come on here to complain into the void once every other month, but today i am here instead just to say i love matthew schaefer
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Natalie Sparaccio @natsparaccio.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
i was not built for LA air quality bro
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Natalie Sparaccio @natsparaccio.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
put a merch clean out sale over on my Instagram stories. here it is for you guys:
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Natalie Sparaccio @natsparaccio.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
here we are again
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Natalie Sparaccio @natsparaccio.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
only one more shoot available for my august visit lmk if you want more details 😊
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Natalie Sparaccio @natsparaccio.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
why did euphoria have to do that
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Natalie Sparaccio @natsparaccio.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
i really love that there is one very specific way that all baseball lovers say "good pitch"
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Natalie Sparaccio @natsparaccio.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
“you’re probably wondering how i got here” bro no the fuck i’m not shut up
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Natalie Sparaccio @natsparaccio.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
watching a bullpen clear right in front of me last night might have healed me
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inthefade @ihavethatonvinyl.com · 08/04/2026
two years ago today @natsparaccio.bsky.social went to see springsteen and this exchange happened
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nat: is that dead ass the guy from the sopranos?
me: little steven?
nat: yes. omg
me: omg you had no idea?
nat: NOOOOOOnat:
this rules
how did i not know this
i was just like, "wow he looks like silvio"
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inthefade @ihavethatonvinyl.com · 05/04/2026
happy easter from the freakiest bunny you ever saw ( @natsparaccio.bsky.social 1996)
my daughter at six years old sitting on the lap of the easter bunny. it is a woman in a whit fuzzy suit with her face painted white and she's wearing bunny slippers
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Natalie Sparaccio @natsparaccio.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
sad about patrick roy ☹️
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inthefade @ihavethatonvinyl.com · 13/03/2026
post a great photo of a musician home is where taken by my talented @natsparaccio.bsky.social
singer of the ban Home is Where live in concert
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Natalie Sparaccio @natsparaccio.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
just learning that sharks fans are a bunch of pussies
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Natalie Sparaccio @natsparaccio.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
The January blur.
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inthefade @ihavethatonvinyl.com · 28/01/2026
texts from @natsparaccio.bsky.social, volume 167
what if ibuprofen made a laxative and called it ibepoopin
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Natalie Sparaccio @natsparaccio.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
the person responsible for the new messages interface on the last iphone update has clearly never taken a screenshot of a text… this is awful
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Natalie Sparaccio @natsparaccio.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Three years in LA. I love the life I’ve made here, and everyone who is a part of it. Feeling immensely grateful and proud. Thank you, thank you, thank you. 🤍
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Natalie Sparaccio @natsparaccio.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
too much timing runnings errands is spent waiting for the people of southern california to FUCKING MOOOOOOOOVE
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Natalie Sparaccio @natsparaccio.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
if i tag you in my IG story and you don’t share it, i’m just going to assume you hate me
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Natalie Sparaccio @natsparaccio.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
working on making art for the public again has reminded me why i stopped lol
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Natalie Sparaccio @natsparaccio.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
only 16 calendars left! shop link is in my bio if you want to grab yours before they sell out
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Natalie Sparaccio @natsparaccio.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
it’s that time again 🤍 2026 nature calendars are ready for ordering
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inthefade @ihavethatonvinyl.com · 02/12/2025
texts with my daughter, part 127
i just wondered for a few seconds what rice cakes are made out of
i thought “i wonder if they’re made out of oats”
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Natalie Sparaccio @natsparaccio.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
i am tired of the government finding more and more and more ways to take my money!!!!!!! i’ve!! had!! enough!!!!!!
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inthefade @ihavethatonvinyl.com · 15/10/2025
texts from @natsparaccio.bsky.social
a plate with crumbs and some liquid that looks like squidward
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Natalie Sparaccio @natsparaccio.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
fire aaron boone immediately
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Natalie Sparaccio @natsparaccio.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
if everyone on my street didn’t know before that a yankee fan lives here, they know now
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Natalie Sparaccio @natsparaccio.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
if you leave your yappy ass dog outside unattended for extended periods of time, you are a piece of shit
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Natalie Sparaccio @natsparaccio.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
this will go down as one of my favorite things anyone has ever said to me
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Natalie Sparaccio @natsparaccio.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
what time is the rapture
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Natalie Sparaccio @natsparaccio.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
going to make a list of every time in a day i do/want to quote billy madison
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Natalie Sparaccio @natsparaccio.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
happy birthday to the one and only @ihavethatonvinyl.com! i’m so lucky you’re my mom 🖤
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Natalie Sparaccio @natsparaccio.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
was in new york for a fun-filled ten days and my favorite part was my nephews and my friends kids remembering me AND my name. gonna be riding this high until it happens again.
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Natalie Sparaccio @natsparaccio.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
love when people make an incomplete sentence starting with “because” and think they’re being poetic and deep when really THEY ARE MAKING NO FUCKING SENSE.
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Natalie Sparaccio @natsparaccio.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
in new york and someone just asked if i was “on line” and not “in line.” i love being amongst my people.
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Natalie Sparaccio @natsparaccio.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
may the love of someone who asks our social media followers to vote for us for America’s Favorite Couple never find me
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Natalie Sparaccio @natsparaccio.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
coldplay’s first two albums are absolute bangers and i am not ashamed to admit that
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Natalie Sparaccio @natsparaccio.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
baseball broadcasts are legally required to say “how about that” at least twice per game
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Natalie Sparaccio @natsparaccio.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
got sick five times in three months, which is unreasonably strange for me. burnt tf out, i guess. used up all of my PTO after the third time, and had all these unexpected copays, so i am pretty financially behind. if anyone has a lil to spare for lil me in these trying times, venmo is natsparaccio 🙃
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Natalie Sparaccio @natsparaccio.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
i love watching dodgers/padres game with the windows open and really claiming my position as the only padres fan on my street
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Natalie Sparaccio @natsparaccio.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
go fuck yourself, @mlb.com
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
my soul left my body watching the fox news feed glitching out as the tanks roll past the president’s observation stand and the announcer’s voice echoes across the mostly empty streets, “special thanks to our sponsor, palantir”
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Kai Ryssdal @kairyssdal.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Hello. I live in Los Angeles. The president is lying.
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Natalie Sparaccio @natsparaccio.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
i really love that the lighting of the bathroom is such a consistently important detail of mookie’s injury
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Natalie Sparaccio @natsparaccio.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
sports? never heard of her
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Natalie Sparaccio @natsparaccio.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
i accidentally wrote “may 50th” as today’s date. and honestly, that feels correct.
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