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Haley Noel

@hnlt61.bsky.social
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I have opinions on a lot of things, often unserious ones, and this is where I put them. If you’d like to hear (slightly) more serious takes check out my substack.

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Haley Noel @hnlt61.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Who tf at SpongeBob thought writing a Leif Erickson joke into an early 00s kids show was a great idea? You weren’t wrong I just want to salute you
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Child's RE2PECT Hat Moment
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Vulture @vulture.com · 12/10/2026
RJ Mitte, who played Walter White’s breakfast-loving son Walter Jr. on all five seasons of ‘Breaking Bad’, died at the age of 34.
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RJ Mitte, Who Played Walter Jr. on Breaking Bad, Dead at 34
RJ Mitte, who played Walter White’s breakfast-loving son Walter Jr. on all five seasons of ‘Breaking Bad’, died at the age of 34.
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Haley Noel @hnlt61.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I own the Daniel Craig series on dvd but this will due for streaming.
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Haley Noel @hnlt61.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
And just like that I went from liking Zara Larson to being a fan. She’s killing it! #iheartfestival2026
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Haley Noel @hnlt61.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Would recommend waiting until your emotionally strong or have nothing to do for a while before you watch the premiere of real housewives of Salt Lake City. I ugly cried #rhoslc
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Shefali Luthra @shefali.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Big news: The family of Tierra Walker, who died after she couldn't get an abortion, is suing a slate of Texas actors in state court, including AG Ken Paxton. They say the state ban is unconstitutional. This is the first suit of its kind. 19thnews.org/2026/09/texa...
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Tierra Walker died after she couldn’t get an abortion. Her family is suing Ken Paxton
The case, filed Tuesday, argues that Texas’ near-total abortion ban violates the state and U.S. Constitutions, which “prohibit state actors from killing their citizens.”
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Haley Noel @hnlt61.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Whatever timeline I’m on I need to flip it and reverse it out of her because wanting ALL kids to grow up without violence shouldn’t be controversial. Being against war, occupation and forced starvation should be a universal truth.
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Haley Noel @hnlt61.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Mrs Rachel has continually stood 10 toes down when it comes to protecting kids. She’s not only spoken unapologetically about the genocide in Gaza but the genocide in the Sudan as well. She’s also loudly calling for justice for Nolan Wells. She’s earned my respect so I do not play about her.
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Haley Noel @hnlt61.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Huge respects for these artists and huge disappointment in Ed Sheeran. I hope being in Robert Krafts pocket is worth it. Anyway, stream these acts. I know I will.
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ed Sheeran’s band just quit the Ed Sheeran tour.
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Haley Noel @hnlt61.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I’m drunk and we’re at the Dolly tribute. FUCK.
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Glee Rachel Berry Crying
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Haley Noel @hnlt61.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Not to sound dramatic but this is healing
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Haley Noel @hnlt61.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
So I guess I need to watch widows bay
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Haley Noel @hnlt61.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Let me just say now if the gilded age walks away empty handed I’m rioting
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Haley Noel @hnlt61.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I’ve watched A LOT of Emmys (award shows in general) and let me tell you, they are flying through this one.
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Haley Noel @hnlt61.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Another example of my duality (or more likely my ADHD) is watching the Emmys and Monday Night Football at the same time.
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Haley Noel @hnlt61.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The duality of women is listening to an episode of a history podcast about Eva Braun and then listening to a housewives recap.
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Haley Noel @hnlt61.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
If you get a foldable iPhone please go sit at the lunch table with the cyber truck owners
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Judge Joe Brown with Gavel
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Haley Noel @hnlt61.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Being a hobby historian is hard sometimes because how do I tell people I’ve been deep diving on the rise nazi germany without raising any alarms
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Haley Noel @hnlt61.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Someone please turn the humidity off in California. This is ridiculous
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Man Fans Self Because He's Hot
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Megan Greenwell @greenwell.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
WNBA commissioner Nneka Ogwumike, you're hearing it more and more.
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Haley Noel @hnlt61.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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Homer Simpson: The End Is Near
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Haley Noel @hnlt61.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
STEP BACK GRIM!
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I Rebuke It In The Name Of The Lord!
ALT: I Rebuke It In The Name Of The Lord!
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Haley Noel @hnlt61.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I can’t be friends with anyone who didn’t vote in the celebrity cameo for HSM2 poll. It’s an age thing but it’s also a taste thing.
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Sharpay Evans' Sassy Style in High School Musical
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Haley Noel @hnlt61.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
What fucking timeline are we on and how can I get to the other one?
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Jen Bendery @jbendery.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
It’s been at least 74 days since anyone has publicly seen Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.) and his office has no new updates. www.huffpost.com/entry/live-u...
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Is Mitch McConnell OK? His Office Has No Updates.
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Haley Noel @hnlt61.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
God don’t keep the good ones here yall. Losing Mrs Dolly and Tim Curry back to back is a clear reminder of that. I’m still mad tho.
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Bernie Mac Shaking Head (SMH)
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Haley Noel @hnlt61.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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Prempdr Fc Mobile: Man Crying on Couch
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Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 25/08/2026
this is genuinely LeBron in his prime shit
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Human Rights Campaign @hrc.org · 26/08/2026
BREAKING: Everton Blair Jr. wins runoff for Georgia’s 13th Congressional District, meaning he will be the first Black openly gay Congressman from the South. Congrats to Everton Blair Jr. on his victory.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 25/08/2026
"We watched it on TV. And it's like, 'That's our son. That's Alex. And they killed him' ... trying to help someone" -- Alex Pretti's dad
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Haley Noel @hnlt61.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
LOWER THE FLAG! I’m so serious
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Luca Migo @victinibcn.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
72 Days before the Midterms. Make your voice heard in the upcoming elections! Check your voter registration status right away to ensure you are not purged from the rolls before election day. Verify your information or register using resources like USAGov or your state election portal.
Sticker on car bumper

VOTING IS LIKE DRIVING TO GO FORWARD CHOOSE "D" TO GO BACKWARD CHOOSE R"
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Gary, Indiana residents have been without power for ten days. Here’s how you can help.
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Gary Residents Have Been Without Power For 10 Days. Here's How You Can Help
A South Side business is offering free laundry service for storm-affected Gary families, while another fundraiser is collecting money for essentials as some residents face a second week without electr...
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Haley Noel @hnlt61.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Hey so uh I guess I’m old as shit
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 19/08/2026
Byron Donalds: "The reason why so many families have been struggling is because of Democrat policy" (Republicans have had total control of the federal government for nearly two years, and have had total control of Florida for even longer)
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Haley Noel @hnlt61.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Either Charles is going to way of Mitch McConell or somebody is lying.
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
These people’s barbers and hairstylists are trying their damndest to tell us who they are. This is a coded message.
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Haley Noel @hnlt61.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Yall are shaking me down for my 30k federal student loans but dolling out 20 mil for these losers to have gloves??
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Seraphina Spang @seraphinaspang.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
The Dodgers have had the touch of the devil and may never recover.
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Haley Noel @hnlt61.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I respect animals and I that but if I catch the birds that jumped her…
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Pop Pop!
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fraser ram🎃n @fraserramon.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Kanter getting cooked by a woman not even in the wnba here:
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Brady Klopfer @bradyklopfer.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
The legend Robin Lopez
Tweet from Robin Lopez that reads: Biggest issue: if you’re being drafted, people are saying “we want you around for 4 years” & I can’t imagine anybody wants Enes Kanter or Royce White around them for even 4 minutes. We’ve seen this illustrated whenever Enes is near Turkey or Royce comes close to logic/reality
Robin Lopez responding to Royce white. White says: lol join the club ROBIN … I’ll slap your big goofy ass, bitch slap you like pootie tang! I will fight over these trans rights.

Lopez responds: yes we get it you love slapping people with women’s names
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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 09/08/2026
people are dunking on this but it raises a really troubling question, namely "who is royce white"
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Black.Metronome 🇧🇧 🇧🇲 @blackmetronome.blacksky.app · 09/08/2026
The worst thing about getting beaten by the Lynx isn't the beating they put on you on the court, it's the fact that they do the Electric slide after they beat you. #wnba It's humiliating and you can't do anything about it 😬😬😬😬
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Minnesota Lynx do the Electric Slide Dance
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Murshed Zaheed @murshedz.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Tim Walz was and is right about these guys - they are just weird.
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Barb McQuade @barbmcquade.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I don’t agree with all Abdul El-Sayed’s views, but GOP “othering” is a disgrace. He was born in US, educated at Bloomfield Hills Andover, where he captained football team; Univ of Mich; Oxford as a Rhodes Scholar; Columbia, where he earned an MD. Debate his views, not whether he’s a “real” American.
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Taylor Farms said it was recalling more than a dozen prepared food items containing jalapeños, including salsas and guacamole, from retailers over concerns about potential salmonella contamination
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Taylor Farms Recalls Salsa, Guacamole Over Salmonella Risk
Salmonella infections can cause diarrhea, fever and stomach cramps and can be particularly severe in young children, older adults and people with weakened immune systems.
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Haley Noel @hnlt61.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
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No I Don'T Buy It Maddy Masters
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Jenifer Lewis’ Afro @msjlaw.blacksky.app · 05/08/2026
Happy #FadeInTheWater Day to those who celebrate! 🪑
Montgomery Brawl 2023.
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