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H.M. Stiller

@hmstiller.bsky.social
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Defies description. Was assured that is a compliment. Occasionally, with truly backbreaking effort, manages to make a funny.

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H.M. Stiller @hmstiller.bsky.social · 56m
There are better, more finely made comedies out there, but NOTHING surpasses AIRPLANE on sheer joke density.
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H.M. Stiller @hmstiller.bsky.social · 1h
Just sayin'.... creemee
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www.eater.com/23309799/ver...
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H.M. Stiller @hmstiller.bsky.social · 2h
Creemee?
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H.M. Stiller @hmstiller.bsky.social · 20h
Just waiting for the inevitable pro-livestreamed-execution stance from a campist who wants it to prove that This Is What America Has Always Been.
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Vituperative Erb @vituperativeerb.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Bottoms for Ossoff
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H.M. Stiller @hmstiller.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
You'd think this would be trite and obvious to everyone. And yet. And yet.
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H.M. Stiller @hmstiller.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I hate bloodlust. I hate that the people in the highest positions in the country encourage it. Even if it were for a righteous cause, it'll always, *always* corrode you from the inside out.
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H.M. Stiller @hmstiller.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Live Free and Burp
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max power 🌌 @sneptech.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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H.M. Stiller @hmstiller.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Does anyone else remember that point in NY in the 2010s when there were random subway ads for the Taiwanese city of Kaohsiung? Like, it wasn't even recognizably a tourist campaign? More like "Kaohsiung! It exists! We have businesses!"?
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H.M. Stiller @hmstiller.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Glad to know people are taking the anniversary as an opportunity to be extremely normal. 🙃
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Nathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
valuing hustle unfairly privileges Indian supremacy over indigenous White ways of knowing
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H.M. Stiller @hmstiller.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
He's high-T, but the T stands for "tired."
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Spheal Posting @sphealposting.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
low effort spheal post showing the pokemon spheal from the pokearth youtube video in the snow looking vacant and the text says "I am both dumber and smarter than I look. do not estimate me"
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H.M. Stiller @hmstiller.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
In the face of geniunely clever and catchy commercials from their competitors, I can't help but admire the overarching theme of their marketing campaign: "Liberty Mutual: We don't try as hard."
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A penitent who is loud @loudpenitent.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
What is there to say on the third anniversary of October 7th, except that it did not have to be this way?
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If anyone at Sanrio had any sort of compassion, they would make a spoof of the Lacoste polo with Big Challenges on the side just for me.
Sanrio's alligator mascot Big Challenges
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H.M. Stiller @hmstiller.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
oh no i think my 73-year-old father might be getting into anime
Text from Dad: "Have you ever heard of 'Space Battleship Yamato?'"
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H.M. Stiller @hmstiller.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Lol, this probably also means you roll your eyes at James Bond.
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paulpro @mariopro.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
https://www.instagram.com/goattoself?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet&stkn=ZDNlZDc0MzIxNw==
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H.M. Stiller @hmstiller.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"Felled" is such a funny choice of word to me. Well well well, if it isn't the axe of my own actions!
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H.M. Stiller @hmstiller.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It's wild to me how many people still pretend like he's just a normal Republican with a lil' extra moxie.
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Anthony L. Fisher @anthonylfisher.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Found the perfect screengrab to use the next time someone tries to tell me I’m missing out on important discourse by not using Elon Musk’s mircoblog site
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Nolan Hicks @ndhapple.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
“20 Chestnut Trees: A Cause for Celebration at the Bronx Zoo” — www.nytimes.com/2026/10/05/n...
nytimes.com
20 Chestnut Trees: A Cause for Celebration at the Bronx Zoo
American chestnut trees were wiped out more than a century ago. Now, new trees that are fungus-resistant are being planted at the zoo.
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Citizen Screen @citizenscreen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
PSA: It’s Myrna Loy day on #TCM #StarOfTheMonth
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H.M. Stiller @hmstiller.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Well thanks a buch—this is just reminding me I am old enough to remember L'affaire John Rocker.
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H.M. Stiller @hmstiller.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Roger Rabbit, dip
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H.M. Stiller @hmstiller.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Short straw has to be the yacht.
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H.M. Stiller @hmstiller.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Lovely use of light
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H.M. Stiller @hmstiller.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Boy howdy, do I. So many things broke beyond repair.
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Andrew D Thaler @drandrewthaler.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
No matter how bleak things may seem, just remember that in the 1960s the US Coast Guard received reems of earnest letters begging them to save those poor castaways on Gilligan's Island.
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Rabih Alameddine @rabihalameddine.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Matisse in his studio 1949, Nice, France. Photo by Robert Capa.
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H.M. Stiller @hmstiller.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
So I had an overdue library book and I was in the line wondering how much inflation had pushed the fines up since I last had this problem only to find out that the fine at my local library is now $0. Yay, libraries!
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Catherine Rampell @crampell.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Now he’s gone too far www.tpr.org/government-p...
tpr.org
Trump tomato tariffs could spell the end of free chips, salsa at restaurants
The 17% tariff on Mexican tomato imports, combined with bad weather in Florida and Mexico, has caused the price of salsa ingredients to spike in recent months.
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H.M. Stiller @hmstiller.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"Showing Scotland at its Best," indeed.
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 02/10/2026
Wait. What? www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/ten...
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Ten Objects Around Your House That Are Actually Just Tilda Swinton Getting Lost in a Role
November 5, 2021 (her b-day) 1/13/23
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H.M. Stiller @hmstiller.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Lil Night Muppet
My cat, Cookie, keeping watch
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H.M. Stiller @hmstiller.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"El babka de canela no tiene nada que envidiar a ningún otro babka."
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 01/10/2026
BREAKING NEWS: Tensions between Thor and the Care Bears have escalated rapidly overnight.
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H.M. Stiller @hmstiller.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Mmm, if you catch someone at the sweet spot of being broke, alone, and disillusioned...
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H.M. Stiller @hmstiller.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Dank je wel, Hans van Doorn
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H.M. Stiller @hmstiller.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I... made my bed this morning.
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H.M. Stiller @hmstiller.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
But why, Danny Trejo? Why?
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H.M. Stiller @hmstiller.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
And yes, those daughters will be legal adults, but also, how many 18-year-olds manage to cut earn a living wage fresh out of high school without parental support and without focused vocational training?
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H.M. Stiller @hmstiller.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Can't take my mind off the fact that a nonzero number of parents are going to use what happened at Cornell as an excuse to ban their daughters from going away to college.
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Tech industry is laser focused on solving the problem of humans enjoying each other’s company bsky.app/profile/down...
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H.M. Stiller @hmstiller.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's clearly a bird, unless you're telling me a goat bought lipstick at Hot Topic.
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H.M. Stiller @hmstiller.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
locating the button on the dashboard labeled "populist backlash" and smashing it again and again www.engadget.com/2272211/mcdo...
engadget.com
McDonald's is reportedly using AI to "dynamically" price its burgers - Engadget
Its food isn't the only thing leaving a bad taste in customers' mouths.
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I feel like society is running on Aldous Huxley software and the government is running on George Orwell software
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