H.M. Stiller @hmstiller.bsky.social · 56mThere are better, more finely made comedies out there, but NOTHING surpasses AIRPLANE on sheer joke density. 020
H.M. Stiller @hmstiller.bsky.social · 20hJust waiting for the inevitable pro-livestreamed-execution stance from a campist who wants it to prove that This Is What America Has Always Been. 020
Reposted by H.M. StillerVituperative Erb @vituperativeerb.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Bottoms for Ossoff 3437
H.M. Stiller @hmstiller.bsky.social · 09/10/2026You'd think this would be trite and obvious to everyone. And yet. And yet. 000
H.M. Stiller @hmstiller.bsky.social · 09/10/2026 I hate bloodlust. I hate that the people in the highest positions in the country encourage it. Even if it were for a righteous cause, it'll always, *always* corrode you from the inside out. 120
H.M. Stiller @hmstiller.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Does anyone else remember that point in NY in the 2010s when there were random subway ads for the Taiwanese city of Kaohsiung? Like, it wasn't even recognizably a tourist campaign? More like "Kaohsiung! It exists! We have businesses!"? 010
H.M. Stiller @hmstiller.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Glad to know people are taking the anniversary as an opportunity to be extremely normal. 🙃 010
Reposted by H.M. StillerNathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026valuing hustle unfairly privileges Indian supremacy over indigenous White ways of knowing 1383485
H.M. Stiller @hmstiller.bsky.social · 07/10/2026In the face of geniunely clever and catchy commercials from their competitors, I can't help but admire the overarching theme of their marketing campaign: "Liberty Mutual: We don't try as hard." 110
Reposted by H.M. StillerA penitent who is loud @loudpenitent.bsky.social · 07/10/2026What is there to say on the third anniversary of October 7th, except that it did not have to be this way? 721844
Reposted by H.M. StillerCheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 07/10/2026If anyone at Sanrio had any sort of compassion, they would make a spoof of the Lacoste polo with Big Challenges on the side just for me. 117940
H.M. Stiller @hmstiller.bsky.social · 07/10/2026oh no i think my 73-year-old father might be getting into anime 061
H.M. Stiller @hmstiller.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Lol, this probably also means you roll your eyes at James Bond. 110
H.M. Stiller @hmstiller.bsky.social · 06/10/2026"Felled" is such a funny choice of word to me. Well well well, if it isn't the axe of my own actions! 110
H.M. Stiller @hmstiller.bsky.social · 06/10/2026It's wild to me how many people still pretend like he's just a normal Republican with a lil' extra moxie. 120
Reposted by H.M. StillerAnthony L. Fisher @anthonylfisher.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Found the perfect screengrab to use the next time someone tries to tell me I’m missing out on important discourse by not using Elon Musk’s mircoblog site 105075702
Reposted by H.M. StillerNolan Hicks @ndhapple.bsky.social · 05/10/2026“20 Chestnut Trees: A Cause for Celebration at the Bronx Zoo” — www.nytimes.com/2026/10/05/n...nytimes.com20 Chestnut Trees: A Cause for Celebration at the Bronx ZooAmerican chestnut trees were wiped out more than a century ago. Now, new trees that are fungus-resistant are being planted at the zoo. 2167
Reposted by H.M. StillerCitizen Screen @citizenscreen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026PSA: It’s Myrna Loy day on #TCM #StarOfTheMonth 08720
H.M. Stiller @hmstiller.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Well thanks a buch—this is just reminding me I am old enough to remember L'affaire John Rocker. 000
H.M. Stiller @hmstiller.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Boy howdy, do I. So many things broke beyond repair. 130
Reposted by H.M. StillerAndrew D Thaler @drandrewthaler.bsky.social · 04/10/2026No matter how bleak things may seem, just remember that in the 1960s the US Coast Guard received reems of earnest letters begging them to save those poor castaways on Gilligan's Island. 17650108
Reposted by H.M. StillerRabih Alameddine @rabihalameddine.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Matisse in his studio 1949, Nice, France. Photo by Robert Capa. 2644
H.M. Stiller @hmstiller.bsky.social · 03/10/2026So I had an overdue library book and I was in the line wondering how much inflation had pushed the fines up since I last had this problem only to find out that the fine at my local library is now $0. Yay, libraries! 040
Reposted by H.M. StillerCatherine Rampell @crampell.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Now he’s gone too far www.tpr.org/government-p...tpr.orgTrump tomato tariffs could spell the end of free chips, salsa at restaurantsThe 17% tariff on Mexican tomato imports, combined with bad weather in Florida and Mexico, has caused the price of salsa ingredients to spike in recent months. 641714388
Reposted by H.M. StillerMcSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 02/10/2026Wait. What? www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/ten...mcsweeneys.netTen Objects Around Your House That Are Actually Just Tilda Swinton Getting Lost in a RoleNovember 5, 2021 (her b-day) 1/13/23 271778301
H.M. Stiller @hmstiller.bsky.social · 02/10/2026"El babka de canela no tiene nada que envidiar a ningún otro babka." 2110
Reposted by H.M. StillerRyan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 01/10/2026BREAKING NEWS: Tensions between Thor and the Care Bears have escalated rapidly overnight. 5761991684
H.M. Stiller @hmstiller.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Mmm, if you catch someone at the sweet spot of being broke, alone, and disillusioned... 020
H.M. Stiller @hmstiller.bsky.social · 01/10/2026And yes, those daughters will be legal adults, but also, how many 18-year-olds manage to cut earn a living wage fresh out of high school without parental support and without focused vocational training? 020
H.M. Stiller @hmstiller.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Can't take my mind off the fact that a nonzero number of parents are going to use what happened at Cornell as an excuse to ban their daughters from going away to college. 130
Reposted by H.M. StillerAdam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Tech industry is laser focused on solving the problem of humans enjoying each other’s company bsky.app/profile/down... 724360643
H.M. Stiller @hmstiller.bsky.social · 30/09/2026It's clearly a bird, unless you're telling me a goat bought lipstick at Hot Topic. 130
H.M. Stiller @hmstiller.bsky.social · 30/09/2026locating the button on the dashboard labeled "populist backlash" and smashing it again and again www.engadget.com/2272211/mcdo...engadget.comMcDonald's is reportedly using AI to "dynamically" price its burgers - EngadgetIts food isn't the only thing leaving a bad taste in customers' mouths. 011
Reposted by H.M. StillerThor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I feel like society is running on Aldous Huxley software and the government is running on George Orwell software 521177165