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Best-selling adventure writer, creator and showrunner of The Guild of Icons, streamer, YouTube Partner, video editor, inclusive space curator, cartographer, coder, former scientist, idiot, and friend. Business enquiries 👉 HisCursedness@gmail.com

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HisCursedness | Hire Caps @hiscursedness.bsky.social · 8h
I wouldn't trust a single thing they wrote about tech if they got suckered in by that thing.
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HisCursedness | Hire Caps @hiscursedness.bsky.social · 8h
The Gell-Mann amnesia effect hitting hard for that "tech writer" who just posted absolute bullshit about the slop coded "decompile" of the Adobe suite
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HisCursedness | Hire Caps @hiscursedness.bsky.social · 23h
Renaming it to super insemination
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HisCursedness | Hire Caps @hiscursedness.bsky.social · 23h
Getting the good internet now youtube.com/watch?v=wXPy2U3_w0A
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HisCursedness | Hire Caps @hiscursedness.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This tracks but also when do you SLEEP
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Xalavier Nelson Jr. @writnelson.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm delighted to announce that I was a lead writer & narrative consultant on Star Wars: Galactic Racer for a year. Super proud of my teammates, honored to be trusted with the opportunity--and so excited that people are already connecting with the game. Jump in today!!
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Iris @iris-spring.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I have about 7 months of HRT left, which is a long time, but with things happening in my life right now i need to be proactive in keeping a large stockpile, my goal is to have 2 years of hrt saved up. if you are willing please consider donating ko-fi.com/iris_spring/...
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Support Iris Spring
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HisCursedness | Hire Caps @hiscursedness.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Is this ludonarrative consonance? #ttrpg #rpg
Ganging up in melee

Flanking or surrounding an enemy operative provides no benefits because, as in all action movies, melee attackers take turns to attack.
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HisCursedness | Hire Caps @hiscursedness.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"Everybody's on sickness benefits these days" yeah, strawman, we used to practice preventative medicine but have cancelled any program that might yield a short term financial benefit to paper over the cracks, with no thought to the long term. What did you expect?
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HisCursedness | Hire Caps @hiscursedness.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Received a message today that me and two others are somebody's canonical VAs for a series that we dubbed over, and it's the only version of the show they watch. As somebody who never really thinks of himself as an amazing voice actor, I'm touched :)
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HisCursedness | Hire Caps @hiscursedness.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Every Stephen King novel
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HisCursedness | Hire Caps @hiscursedness.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm live on Twitch with a whole host of other people for the finale of Big Walk! Finally, the end of walking. twitch.tv/hiscursedness #gaming #bigwalk #twitch #videogames
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HisCursedness - Live on Twitch
Endwalkers | Streaming big walk.
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Iris @iris-spring.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
: A smash or pass spinoff
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HisCursedness | Hire Caps @hiscursedness.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
How To Drain Your Dragon
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HisCursedness | Hire Caps @hiscursedness.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Going live with some Nick Attempts, my indie game review series! Starting off with Sludgineers :) twitch.tv/hiscursedness #indiegames #videogames #gaming #review
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Nick Attempts... | Streaming sludgineers.
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Jonas 'The Rising Star' Gawe @jttg.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Welcome to October 1st 2026! Tomorrow it will be January 3rd 2034 and there's nothing you can do about it 🙂🙃🙂🙃
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HisCursedness | Hire Caps @hiscursedness.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm so sorry, Iris. Hit me up if you need a distraction at all.
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HisCursedness | Hire Caps @hiscursedness.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
One translator of The Lord of the Rings famously inserted ads into the book.
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💀 Alba Armoury | COMMISSIONS CLOSED ⚔️ @albaarmoury.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Going live in 10 minutes! Come and play ✨
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HisCursedness | Hire Caps @hiscursedness.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I consider myself a movie fan, but also I only learned today that this Ray Gun movie isn't a biopic of the Australian olympic breakdancer
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HisCursedness | Hire Caps @hiscursedness.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm Soderberghing
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HisCursedness | Hire Caps @hiscursedness.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Every dungeon master's worst nightmare also
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Eniko Fox @enikofox.com · 25/09/2026
it was never fun actually
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HisCursedness | Hire Caps @hiscursedness.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm live on Twitch with like 10 other nerds for Big Walk, a game about navigating terrain and solving puzzles, things we are all famously bad at. Come check out my perspective at twitch.tv/hiscursedness #bigwalk #gaming #videogames #twitch
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AY I'M WALKIN ERE | Streaming big walk.
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HisCursedness | Hire Caps @hiscursedness.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Both the Persona and Nier serieses are on sale right now, go get yourself some weird, some long, some very good games. My personal recommendation, if you're new to both serieses: Grab Nier Automata Grab Metaphor Re:Fantazio both are exemplary entries that work standalone
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HisCursedness | Hire Caps @hiscursedness.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Remember to connect to communities of like-minded creators to receive a garbage hose of cargo cult thinking straight to the eyeballs
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HisCursedness | Hire Caps @hiscursedness.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is a video essay danger space. If you are a video essay you came to the wrong account kiddo
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HisCursedness | Hire Caps @hiscursedness.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I'm continuing Nick Attempts with some DUNE: Awakening! Getting a ᑐᑌᑎᑕaccino if anybody needs anything twitch.tv/hiscursedness #gaming #dune #duneawakening #videogames
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HisCursedness - Twitch
I can't believe I've done this. — HisCursedness streams live on Twitch! Check out their videos, sign up to chat, and join their community.
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HisCursedness | Hire Caps @hiscursedness.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I'm live on Twitch with my indie game review series, Nick Attempts! Today we got a game that's not out yet, embargo dropped this morning! twitch.tv/hiscursedness #gaming #twitch #indiegames
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HisCursedness - Twitch
I can't believe I've done this. — HisCursedness streams live on Twitch! Check out their videos, sign up to chat, and join their community.
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HisCursedness | Hire Caps @hiscursedness.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I first learnt this when I ran a charity monster drawing game D&D didn't invent tarrasques (they're French) youtube.com/shorts/f... #dnd #ttrpg #rpg #dungeonsanddragons
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D&D Didn't Invent Tarrasques
The Tarrasque actually hails from medieval french mythology! #DnD #DungeonsAndDragons #mythology #Tarrasque #France #History #SmashOrPass #TTRPG #Tabletop #TabletopGaming #RPG #Shorts
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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HisCursedness | Hire Caps @hiscursedness.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Dokapon Dokapon Dokapon Dokapon Dokapon Dokapon Dokapon Dokapon Dokapon Dokapon Dokapon Dokapon Dokapon Dokapon Dokapon Dokapon Dokapon Dokapon Dokapon Dokapon Dokapon Dokapon Dokapon Dokapon Dokapon Dokapon Dokapon Dokapon Dokapon Dokapon Dokapon Dokapon Dokapon twitch.tv/hiscursedness #gaming
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ALWAYS PUNISHED | Streaming dokapon kingdom: connect.
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HisCursedness | Hire Caps @hiscursedness.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
yeah absolutely, unit tests are to prevent regression, they do nothing* for initial implementation errors, which is what LLMs will sneak in *TDD "people" don't @ me
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HisCursedness | Hire Caps @hiscursedness.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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HisCursedness | Hire Caps @hiscursedness.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Said excerpt, as read verbatim, btw:
 Dreamers under Sky. Stone giants view the world outside their underground homes as a realm of dreams where nothing is entirely true or real. They behave in the surface world the way humanoids might behave in their own dreams, making little account for their actions and never fully trusting what they see or hear. A promise made above ground need not be kept. Insults can be made without apology. Killing prey or sentient beings is no cause for guilt in the dreaming world beneath the sky.
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HisCursedness | Hire Caps @hiscursedness.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
they are Big Mad and, of course, muted on the channel
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HisCursedness | Hire Caps @hiscursedness.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
oh lmao they then posted that taking a *verbatim* line out of the monster manual about giants and extrapolating on that must mean I do the same about real people IRL too
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HisCursedness | Hire Caps @hiscursedness.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
haha somebody got pissy in the replies to one of my jokey shorts and blocked me when I pointed out that It Was Not That Deep. Bluesky never change
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HisCursedness | Hire Caps @hiscursedness.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Is this your first time encountering humour?
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HisCursedness | Hire Caps @hiscursedness.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
D&D's stone giants are like tech bros. They have super weird world views and absolutely no sense of shame or remorse for their actions. youtube.com/shorts/i... #dnd #ttrpg #tabletop #gaming #rpg
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D&D Stone Giants Think The World Is A Simulation
D&D's stone giants are like tech bros. They have super weird world views and absolutely no sense of shame or remorse for their actions. Oh sorry, this was meant to be a joke. #DnD #giant #DungeonsAndDragons #SmashOrPass #TTRPG #Tabletop #TabletopGaming #RPG #Shorts
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HisCursedness | Hire Caps @hiscursedness.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
ooo. If it's before about 7 my time I'll be able to watch! (playtesting breach after that)
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HisCursedness | Hire Caps @hiscursedness.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I am an analysis-minimalist. The only way to make better games is to make games.
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HisCursedness | Hire Caps @hiscursedness.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Would you do it for an Iris snack? ($5 on kofi)
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sexy baba yaga @beardynoise.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Glad people are enjoying this, but I do need to make it clear a superior version exists
Man in black suit & top hat hoisting a woman in a blue dress but her front half has been replaced by GROND
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HisCursedness | Hire Caps @hiscursedness.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Unfortunately,
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Iris @iris-spring.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
i need yall to understand, that they are reacting specifically to what i said about a specific monster in a smash or pass video. this is the response i created specifically
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HisCursedness | Hire Caps @hiscursedness.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I'm live on Twitch with more No Man's Sky COSMOS I've come into a lot of money, let's see if we can finally get that CORVETTE twitch.tv/hiscursedness #gaming #nomanssky #twitch
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I can't believe I've done this. — HisCursedness streams live on Twitch! Check out their videos, sign up to chat, and join their community.
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HisCursedness | Hire Caps @hiscursedness.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I'm off to the one place unCORRUPTED by capitalism (It's spAyss) twitch.tv/hiscursedness #nomanssky #gaming #videogames #twitch
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I can't believe I've done this. — HisCursedness streams live on Twitch! Check out their videos, sign up to chat, and join their community.
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HisCursedness | Hire Caps @hiscursedness.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Number get :)
My YouTube channel has a total of 1.1m views
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HisCursedness | Hire Caps @hiscursedness.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I make normal D&D content is what I mean. youtube.com/shorts/Vx6bV... #dnd
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Can I Say Something Unhinged About The Slaad?
YouTube video by His Cursedness
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