Mike Hirsch @hirsch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Sometimes I listen to John Cage’s 4’33” at 2x speed because I have things to do. 010
Mike Hirsch @hirsch.bsky.social · 27/09/2026With a little gumption and hustle you can sing that along to Alanis Morissette 030
Mike Hirsch @hirsch.bsky.social · 11/09/2026And I said “What about Breakfast at Tiffany’s” She said “I think I remember the film “And as I recall I think I loved Mickey Rooney” And I said “Well that’s the one thing wait what” 1273
Mike Hirsch @hirsch.bsky.social · 08/09/2026He was interviewed live on-air on 9/11 and while I can remember him sounding legitimately shaken up (for him), he still managed to work in a comment about how, now whatever building he owned was the tallest, because of course he did 1250
Mike Hirsch @hirsch.bsky.social · 03/09/2026The CEO of the company I worked for at the time needlessly purchased a warehouse because he couldn’t handle working remotely, and worked out of the warehouse 070
Mike Hirsch @hirsch.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Remembering the time that Jacoby Ellsbury of the Red Sox stole a base in the 2007 World Series which, as part of a promotion, won everyone in the country a free taco from Taco Bell, and briefly everyone (or maybe just me?) started referring to him as Tacoby Bellsbury. 000
Mike Hirsch @hirsch.bsky.social · 22/08/2026As they say in A Bug’s Life: “First rule of leadership: *everything* is your fault.” 000
Mike Hirsch @hirsch.bsky.social · 18/08/2026“You can always not post” is a concept too few of us comprehend. 2260
Mike Hirsch @hirsch.bsky.social · 18/08/2026youtu.be/1IBdZ645S-o?...youtu.beGordon Lightfoot - Sundown (Official Audio)YouTube video by Gordon Lightfoot 171
Mike Hirsch @hirsch.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Appreciate the double-clacking of the tongs as he puts them aside 011
Mike Hirsch @hirsch.bsky.social · 15/08/2026static.klipy.comUnforgiven DeserveAlt: Unforgiven - Clint Eastwood shot from below, looking down at the camera and saying “Deserve’s got nothing to do with it.” 000
Mike Hirsch @hirsch.bsky.social · 14/08/2026AI is the worst. I googled “All the times we saw dong in Oz” and I get an overview of “Ding-Dong The Witch Is Dead” NOT REMOTELY WHAT I ASKED ABOUT. 010
Mike Hirsch @hirsch.bsky.social · 10/08/2026“The Last Starfighter….” “…is dead!” One of the all-time greatest conclusion-jumps in movie history 010
Mike Hirsch @hirsch.bsky.social · 04/08/2026So successful an event this was that, when I went back and read the 1960s introduction of Havok, and Alex starts out all, “Golly gee, I love my big brother Scott!” it felt like Alex’s characterization got screwed up *by his creators* 061
Mike Hirsch @hirsch.bsky.social · 04/08/2026static.klipy.comItysl I Think You Should LeaveAlt: Itysl I Think You Should Leave gif of man in shirt and tie saying “I’m not in trouble at all.” 010
Mike Hirsch @hirsch.bsky.social · 03/08/2026This New Trend In Surfing Doesn’t Use A Board. Instead It Uses A Very Specific (And Smelly!) Body Part 0100
Mike Hirsch @hirsch.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Old Blade: Now He’s The Motherfucker Always Trying To Ice Skate Uphill 010
Mike Hirsch @hirsch.bsky.social · 30/07/2026And it has Dazzler with Destiny’s mask stabbed to her face! 010
Mike Hirsch @hirsch.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Why is Snoopy listening to Snoopy? Why is Linus a judge, member of the jury (or defense) and also standing with his friends? 000
Mike Hirsch @hirsch.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Poltergeist did a number on me (I was 7): I had a hard time sleeping in rooms with closets and/or tvs for several months (years?) after. 000
Mike Hirsch @hirsch.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Andy Dufresne (said in Morgan Freeman’s silken voice) 100
Mike Hirsch @hirsch.bsky.social · 10/07/2026It’s a Friday though, so I’m sure we’ll have a new cease fire in a few hours 010
Mike Hirsch @hirsch.bsky.social · 18/06/2026I have no clear memory of when it was, if it was at Harrington, Parker, McCarthy, or maybe I just went to see the Boston Pops once. Ah well, thanks anyway! 010
Mike Hirsch @hirsch.bsky.social · 18/06/2026@joshuajfriedman.com: do you remember the time we had some sort of assembly to watch an orchestra, and they played "Fanfare for Rocky"? I remember that part because the song starts off exactly like "Gonna Fly Now," before veering off into disappointing kids everywhere by not being "Gonna Fly Now." 120
Mike Hirsch @hirsch.bsky.social · 17/06/2026I want him to do a parody of Jason Statham movies just so we get “oh, beehive!” 000
Mike Hirsch @hirsch.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Laney Boggs, only “flawed” in that she had flat hair and glasses 100
Mike Hirsch @hirsch.bsky.social · 26/05/2026My personal belief is that in The Muppet Movie, “Steve Martin” is upset that, having done The Muppet Show already and gotten on well with Kermit and everyone, he’s been reduced to playing a waiter in their movie. 010
Mike Hirsch @hirsch.bsky.social · 26/05/2026I’d land with the show representing their “real” selves. It’s interesting to me that the first two movies, they go out of their way to acknowledge that it’s a movie, but then Takes Manhattan comes along and we’re just supposed to buy into it as genuinely happening. 100
Mike Hirsch @hirsch.bsky.social · 23/05/2026Hear us out: youtu.be/e8oR4DB6SAA?...youtu.beSushi Glory Hole - SNL Digital ShortYouTube video by Saturday Night Live 011
Mike Hirsch @hirsch.bsky.social · 16/05/2026In college, my friend Adam and I would do the Sour Grapes VHS box pose a lot. “Want to watch Sour Grapes?” *Sour Grapes shrug* “What’d you think of Sour Grapes?” *Sour Grapes shrug* 120
