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Mike Hirsch

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Sometimes I sing, sometimes I play pickleball. He/him

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Mike Hirsch @hirsch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sometimes I listen to John Cage’s 4’33” at 2x speed because I have things to do.
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Mike Hirsch @hirsch.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Cut my pie into pieces This is my apple torte
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Mike Hirsch @hirsch.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Remembering the time that Jacoby Ellsbury of the Red Sox stole a base in the 2007 World Series which, as part of a promotion, won everyone in the country a free taco from Taco Bell, and briefly everyone (or maybe just me?) started referring to him as Tacoby Bellsbury.
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Mike Hirsch @hirsch.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
AI is the worst. I googled “All the times we saw dong in Oz” and I get an overview of “Ding-Dong The Witch Is Dead” NOT REMOTELY WHAT I ASKED ABOUT.
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Mike Hirsch @hirsch.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
@joshuajfriedman.com: do you remember the time we had some sort of assembly to watch an orchestra, and they played "Fanfare for Rocky"? I remember that part because the song starts off exactly like "Gonna Fly Now," before veering off into disappointing kids everywhere by not being "Gonna Fly Now."
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Mike Hirsch @hirsch.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
In the song Bust-a-Move, we are confronted with this scenario: your best friend (Harry) has a brother (Larry) who is getting married five days hence, and is hoping (hoping!) that you’ll be his best man. Does Larry not have friends of his own? What of his brother, Harry? Would you really say “neato”?
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Mike Hirsch @hirsch.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
One of my main issues with the Alanis Morissette song “Ironic” is how she sings “life has a funny way of helping you out” right after Mr. Play-It-Safe, who was already cursed with a terrible surname, just died in fiery plane crash.
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Mike Hirsch @hirsch.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Pitch an unnecessary sequel: And Then There Were None 2: A Quiet 80 Minutes
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Mike Hirsch @hirsch.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
In Die Hard, Ellis has a nice little arc where right at the end of it he realizes that the whole time, the real bad guy has been cocaine
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Mike Hirsch @hirsch.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Anytime Rocketman plays: She packed my bags last night Pre-flight Zero-hour Jimenez cuts the cable, Franko cuts the phone
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Mike Hirsch @hirsch.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Kris, of Kris Kross fame, claims he was born to warm things up, but it seems like he never quite gets around to doing so
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 23/12/2025
The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
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Mike Hirsch @hirsch.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
It turns out 666 is actually just the Area Code of the Beast
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Mike Hirsch @hirsch.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
He was quoted as saying “Oeuf.”
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Mike Hirsch @hirsch.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
I could have sworn it was called the Mandela Affect
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Mike Hirsch @hirsch.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
I’ve had discussions before as to how mean all the other kids are to Charlie Brown (sample evidence: when he decides to enter the school Spelling Bee in A Boy Named Charlie Brown, Lucy, Violet and Patty sing a particularly mean song about him called “Failure Face,” directly to his failure face).
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Mike Hirsch @hirsch.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
I can’t be the only person who, when coming across the name of noted 70s and 80s actor Vic Tayback, sings a la James Brown, “Get ready…for the Vic Tayback,” right? Oh god, I am the only one. Delete post, delete po—
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Mike Hirsch @hirsch.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
AI being something nobody wants that’s pushed on everyone anyway feels a lot like that one U2 album all over again
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Mike Hirsch @hirsch.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
11 years ago today I posted on FB: “I created a Spotify playlist that is a mix of Iron Maiden and Bread songs called The Number Of The Yeast.” This prompted a lot of replies where we combined Iron Maiden song titles and bread. Some of my favorites: 22 Focaccia Avenue Aces Rye Bun To The Hills
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Mike Hirsch @hirsch.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
I’m having a Billy Pilgrim moment(s)
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Mike Hirsch @hirsch.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Motherfuckers out here cosplaying Escape From New York every time they go to a Wawa
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Mike Hirsch @hirsch.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
Why is it that whenever anyone is BLASTING music from their car at eardrum-shattering decibel levels, the song is never, ever, anything remotely approaching “Space Truckin’?”
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Mike Hirsch @hirsch.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
JASON SINGS! FRIDAY THE 13TH PART VI #MildHorror
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Mike Hirsch @hirsch.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
The tables are my corn!
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Mike Hirsch @hirsch.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
My favorite Ozzy song is “Bark At The Moon,” chiefly because when listening to it I can pretend that the rest of the band was pranking guitarist Jake E. Lee and told him that the tempo was four times as fast as it actually was.
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Mike Hirsch @hirsch.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Does anyone know if The Bee Gees ever came to any conclusions regarding the New York Times’ effect on man?
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Mike Hirsch @hirsch.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Happy Father’s Day! frinkiac.com/video/S13E03...
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Mike Hirsch @hirsch.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Reast easy, Brian: youtu.be/uoDm_flnwxc?...
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The Warmth Of The Sun (Remastered)
YouTube video by The Beach Boys - Topic
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Mike Hirsch @hirsch.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
What I think I look like whenever I tear up a cardboard box with my hands for the recycling
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a man in a blue shirt is holding a large piece of wood and a shovel .
Alt: Chris Evans as Captain America (Steve Rogers) rips a large log in two using only the power of his very fine muscles. He’s mad about some thing or another but it’s pretty hot
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Mike Hirsch @hirsch.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
The Yule Ball scene in Goblet of Fire would have worked way better if Sade was the singer, and sang "Smooth Apparater."
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Mike Hirsch @hirsch.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
If this Pope doesn’t talk like Dennis Farina what are we even doing here
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Mike Hirsch @hirsch.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
“Fleetwood Mac’s a Fleetwood Mac but they call it Le Fleetwood Mac” —Pulp Fiction (1st Draft)
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Mike Hirsch @hirsch.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
I just find it hard to believe there are only 7. In my town there are 3 Dunkin’s literally all on the same street
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Mike Hirsch @hirsch.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
I like you, Clarence. Always have…always will.
Val Kilmer, as a spiritual vision of Elvis Presley, wears a gold lamé dinner jacket and points in a nifty way at Christian Slater’s Clarence, who is staring at himself in a bathroom mirror, debating his next move, from the film True Romance.
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Mike Hirsch @hirsch.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Ok, so there’s a non-zero chance that Trump thinks Mike Waltz and Tim Walz are the same person, right?
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Mike Hirsch @hirsch.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
When you really think about it, that ”saddest short story ever” of “For sale: baby shoes. Never worn” doesn’t really land, because what baby is wearing shoes? I’d bet a good number of baby shoes for sale have never been worn.
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Mike Hirsch @hirsch.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Can you even claim to be an adult if you don’t have, somewhere in your residence, a plastic bag full of other plastic bags?
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Mike Hirsch @hirsch.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
This is the exact example that everyone needs to follow.
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Mike Hirsch @hirsch.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
“Democrat lawmakers will absolutely rise to meet this moment!” Democrat lawmakers: youtube.com/watch?v=opoL...
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Molemans kids
YouTube video by AirHoward
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Mike Hirsch @hirsch.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
They should package The Fly with The Fly II and call it The Brundle Bundle
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Mike Hirsch @hirsch.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Season 48! Let’s do this! #Survivor
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Mike Hirsch @hirsch.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
If the internet existed and caught on 20 years earlier, we would have been up to our armpits in fanfic in the 80s that was just Simon & Simon wincest
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Lee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
My general take is any awards show could’ve been an email.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/02/2025
Numerous Teams Express Interest In Aaron Rodgers Playing Elsewhere theonion.com/numerous-tea...
Numerous Teams Express Interest In Aaron Rodgers Playing Elsewhere
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Mike Hirsch @hirsch.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Everyone in Philly’s gotta have “Going The Distance” queued up right now
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Mike Hirsch @hirsch.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
I’d love to have Samuel L. Jackson come to my work and shout at me
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Mike Hirsch @hirsch.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
I listened to Also Sprach Zarathustra, and it made me want to listen to Sprach Zarathustra to see how similar they actually are
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Mike Hirsch @hirsch.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
I’m a conceptualist in that all my ideas die at the concept stage
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Mike Hirsch @hirsch.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Thinking of the year my fantasy football league got really into root vegetables, and I named my team “Yammin’ On The 1” and used this as my team photo:
A b&w, photoshopped picture of Malcolm Jamal Warner during his Theo Huxtable days, looking at the camera, smiling, and holding a yam, which is in color for some reason
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Mike Hirsch @hirsch.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Michael J. Fox, Teen Wolf
Hirsute guitar legend Steve “The Colonel” Cropper, wearing sunglasses and looking not entirely unlike Teen Wolf
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