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Andrew Lisowski 💻

@hipstersmoothie.com
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Senior Software Engineeer snowflake.com Co-Founder @graze.social, @cocore.dev Co-Host of @devtools.fm Creator of @kich.io, @kikbak.tv, @atstore.fyi, @standard-reader.app hipstersmoothie.com

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Andrew Lisowski 💻 @hipstersmoothie.com · 28/09/2026
This is cool as fuck
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Andrew Lisowski 💻 @hipstersmoothie.com · 27/09/2026
Mushoku tensei has no business being as good as it is Easily best reincarnation anime I’ve seen and they actually do harem in a way that doesn’t make me want to peel my skin off
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Andrew Lisowski 💻 @hipstersmoothie.com · 25/09/2026
@jensimmons.bsky.social Safari interop wishlist: Fix nested subgrids losing sizing (work in chrome) WebKit doesn't propagate track sizes through the second level:
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Standard Reader @standard-reader.app · 25/09/2026
🔥 The 5 hottest reads on Standard Reader this week 1. Quick tips on how to code a cute lazy website from a lazy art hoe with audhd who hates math (no chatbot) — @torrentempress.neocities.org
standard-reader.app
Quick tips on how to code a cute lazy website from a lazy art hoe with audhd who hates math (no chatbot)
w/ pictures and gifs by a non-engineer tech person
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Andrew Lisowski 💻 @hipstersmoothie.com · 25/09/2026
I think spaces is a killer feature I also think communities has a mountain to climb to be a successful feature If updates are provided at the rate of the rest of the app, those odds lessen
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Andrew Lisowski 💻 @hipstersmoothie.com · 25/09/2026
rip takeoff (really tho 😢)
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Andrew Lisowski 💻 @hipstersmoothie.com · 24/09/2026
I do find it funny when people blame the bsky team of being to AI pilled. If they were they would be shipping a whole lot faster (laudatory)
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Andrew Lisowski 💻 @hipstersmoothie.com · 23/09/2026
in every @devtools.fm i hold myself back from shilling atproto
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Hugo @there-hugo.dev · 23/09/2026
A new AI step is available in Airglow ✨ It lets your automations call @cocore.dev: you pick the model, write the prompt, choose the input data, and the answer flows into the next steps
Airglow's step picker, "Flow and data" section, showing the Condition, Loop, Fetch a record, Search records, Variable and Collect links cards, plus the new "Ask an AI agent" card with a sparkle icon: "Send a prompt to a co/core model and use its answer downstream".
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Andrew Lisowski 💻 @hipstersmoothie.com · 23/09/2026
Do atproto spaces mean that trying to monetize "teams" is harder? That was a go to payment model for many apps
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Andrew Lisowski 💻 @hipstersmoothie.com · 23/09/2026
90 day fiance has really perfected and iterated on the reunion show They're doing important work here
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Andrew Lisowski 💻 @hipstersmoothie.com · 20/09/2026
All roads lead to me giving thousands to ubiquiti
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Andrew Lisowski 💻 @hipstersmoothie.com · 19/09/2026
If you wanna know why standard reader was stale for a little while ☠️
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Andrew Lisowski 💻 @hipstersmoothie.com · 18/09/2026
I just released something but I have been sworn to secrecy and can never tell you about it
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Andrew Lisowski 💻 @hipstersmoothie.com · 16/09/2026
Stylex’s biggest super power is that it fixes non deterministic css loading in bundlers If you’ve run a large app and had 2 styles get put in the page in a different order (breaking ui), you’ve experienced it too It’s been a problem at every job I’ve had, but with stylex you can actually fix it
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Andrew Lisowski 💻 @hipstersmoothie.com · 16/09/2026
@nmn.sh congrats on the recent notoriety :D
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Andrew Lisowski 💻 @hipstersmoothie.com · 16/09/2026
I take my cookies Wendy’s style
A square cookie
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Andrew Lisowski 💻 @hipstersmoothie.com · 16/09/2026
Ive realized it basically doesn’t matter how much I have, I will always stress about this Best to set and forget! The days where I look though ☠️
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Andrew Lisowski 💻 @hipstersmoothie.com · 16/09/2026
Ai haters: If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck then it’s a stochastic parrot
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Andrew Lisowski 💻 @hipstersmoothie.com · 15/09/2026
Went on an all day spiral thinking about my money situation and investing I am now very tired
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devtools.fm @devtools.fm · 14/09/2026
Mail on atproto?! What does that even mean! Find out from out latest guests @scottlanoue.com creator of comail. www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEMa... open.spotify.com/episode/125l...
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Scooty @scottlanoue.com · 14/09/2026
Had a great time chatting about the atmosphere and Comail on @devtools.fm! Thanks for having me @hipstersmoothie.com and @just-be.dev
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Andrew Lisowski 💻 @hipstersmoothie.com · 14/09/2026
I think both things can be true I think llms will be transformative: anyone can make the software they want. That’s amazing. Professionals can can create more, still great That doesn’t take away from it being an art, and sad that it’s changing
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Andrew Lisowski 💻 @hipstersmoothie.com · 14/09/2026
I think both things can be true I think llms will be transformative: anyone can make the software they want. That’s amazing. Professionals can can create more, still great That doesn’t take away from it being an art, and sad that it’s changing
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Andrew Lisowski 💻 @hipstersmoothie.com · 14/09/2026
Completely reasonable television height \s
A television above a very tall mantle 

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Andrew Lisowski 💻 @hipstersmoothie.com · 14/09/2026
Lutron Caseta is a nice system! Still kinda need a lightbulb system too for lamps but far smoother than hue (which I use for bulbs)
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Andrew Lisowski 💻 @hipstersmoothie.com · 13/09/2026
Super interesting "white" has killed many cultures
youtu.be
The Last Texas Germans
YouTube video by Channel 5 with Andrew Callaghan
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Andrew Lisowski 💻 @hipstersmoothie.com · 12/09/2026
People who dont think AI can do anything should try setting up a smarthome with and without it
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Andrew Lisowski 💻 @hipstersmoothie.com · 11/09/2026
I shouted at the void and it shouted back, wtf
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Andrew Lisowski 💻 @hipstersmoothie.com · 11/09/2026
Chrome really came for all the vertical tab apps, even has split screen now!
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Andrew Lisowski 💻 @hipstersmoothie.com · 11/09/2026
Claude stopped complimenting me :( Ideas?
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Andrew Lisowski 💻 @hipstersmoothie.com · 10/09/2026
Coding before LLMs [A] => [B] => ... => [Z] Coding after LLMs [A => Z] --- [] is a pr or unit of work for a project
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Andrew Lisowski 💻 @hipstersmoothie.com · 10/09/2026
I vote we fund bailey to walk across america sprinkling these across the land like johnny appleseed
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Andrew Lisowski 💻 @hipstersmoothie.com · 09/09/2026
We're kinda living in a modern space race
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Andrew Lisowski 💻 @hipstersmoothie.com · 09/09/2026
one thing i realized while building this is if you want to build an agent that is at all capable it's gotta code a little bit it makes sense, coding is speaking the computers language and what better to do if you're stuck in one
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Andrew Lisowski 💻 @hipstersmoothie.com · 09/09/2026
BRB vibing my dream smart home + personal assistant + knowledge base
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Andrew Lisowski 💻 @hipstersmoothie.com · 09/09/2026
There is a difference between building and app with an LLM and hoping an LLM builds an app
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Andrew Lisowski 💻 @hipstersmoothie.com · 08/09/2026
The sign of the beast
a curled colored thick left border - a common tell of ai coding
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Andrew Lisowski 💻 @hipstersmoothie.com · 08/09/2026
The lack of consent is appalling
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Andrew Lisowski 💻 @hipstersmoothie.com · 07/09/2026
I think atproto’s ideas are too radical for 90% of the userbase
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Andrew Lisowski 💻 @hipstersmoothie.com · 07/09/2026
holy fuck do i not want to do that
I'm recruiting for a Senior ML Engineer, Perception role at COMPANY. They build autonomous laser weapon systems for counter-UAS, and this role owns the full perception stack: detection, tracking, classification, and multi-sensor fusion, all deployed on embedded compute at the edge. Wasn't sure this is the right fit given your background is more on the software/product side, but wanted to flag it in case perception work is something you're looking to move into.

Their flagship platform, PRODUCT OF DEATH, is an AI-guided laser system built for counter-UAS at a fraction of the cost of traditional air defense. They just closed a $40M Series A co-led by A BUNCH OF FUCKED UP DUDES, and they field test weekly on their own 400-acre private range.

In-office 5 days/week in San Francisco, with weekly field tests on their own 400-acre range
First ML hire on a team of 17, growing to 50 by EOY, partnering directly with the CTO
Must be U.S. Citizen
They're looking for someone who's shipped perception on real hardware against real targets, not just benchmarks. If this sounds interesting, just reply and I can share your info with the team.
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Andrew Lisowski 💻 @hipstersmoothie.com · 07/09/2026
this kids is why, under no circumstances, should you be checking your email
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Andrew Lisowski 💻 @hipstersmoothie.com · 07/09/2026
holy fuck do i not want to do that
I'm recruiting for a Senior ML Engineer, Perception role at COMPANY. They build autonomous laser weapon systems for counter-UAS, and this role owns the full perception stack: detection, tracking, classification, and multi-sensor fusion, all deployed on embedded compute at the edge. Wasn't sure this is the right fit given your background is more on the software/product side, but wanted to flag it in case perception work is something you're looking to move into.

Their flagship platform, PRODUCT OF DEATH, is an AI-guided laser system built for counter-UAS at a fraction of the cost of traditional air defense. They just closed a $40M Series A co-led by A BUNCH OF FUCKED UP DUDES, and they field test weekly on their own 400-acre private range.

In-office 5 days/week in San Francisco, with weekly field tests on their own 400-acre range
First ML hire on a team of 17, growing to 50 by EOY, partnering directly with the CTO
Must be U.S. Citizen
They're looking for someone who's shipped perception on real hardware against real targets, not just benchmarks. If this sounds interesting, just reply and I can share your info with the team.
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Andrew Lisowski 💻 @hipstersmoothie.com · 07/09/2026
teenage wasteland was a fun documentary on netflix the world is pretty fucked up
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emily s. @emily.news · 10/01/2026
everyone who automates less than me is an idiot, and everyone who automates more than me is a maniac
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Andrew Lisowski 💻 @hipstersmoothie.com · 07/09/2026
My grandpa never ate hot dogs after visiting a hot dog factory in New York in the 60s …you don’t want know what was going into the hot dogs (it was a gorilla) Sounds fake but he really never at a hot dog again for 50 years after that
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Andrew Lisowski 💻 @hipstersmoothie.com · 07/09/2026
I personally only like an app if the person sacrificed time with their loved ones for an extended period of time tsk tsk
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Teefa @tifaret.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
"AI coding is cool but all AI art is trash" takes are actually shitty. There is a vibrant AI art scene on Bluesky with passionate people who have often spent decades honing their craft in traditional media. Precluding artistic expression is dehumanizing. It is denying an essential human quality.
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P(aul) Frazee @pfrazee.com · 06/09/2026
We should stop thinking about software as anything other than getting the computer to do what we want it to do for us
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Andrew Lisowski 💻 @hipstersmoothie.com · 06/09/2026
idea: make an invisible "community" of all _those_ accounts so they can have a nice little echo chamber aka bluesky in bluesky (we can go deeper)
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