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@hippoqueenv.bsky.social
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she/they/any discord: valerіe5 massive loser, also a splatoon player, will yap at a moments notice

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hippo @hippoqueenv.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
drill run + hone claws is such a cool combo but unfortunately excadrill gets earthquake + swords dance well before its signature move...
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hippo @hippoqueenv.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
i genuinely collapsed in despair
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hippo @hippoqueenv.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
ugliest gym in series history? theres no puzzle either, its just a gauntlet of 8 trainers
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hippo @hippoqueenv.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
if hollow knight continues past silksong, i hope they treat the title like the fire emblem, where every installment has a clear and distinct hollow knight, even if the story doesnt explicitly refer to it by that name
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hippo @hippoqueenv.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Looking at encounter tables tickles me sometimes. someone fat fingered 31 instead of 36 for no reason on Route 9 BW. In Melemele Meadows, all encounters are 9-12 for SM and Ultra Sun, but and 10-12 for Ultra Moon.
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hippo @hippoqueenv.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom (2023)
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hippo @hippoqueenv.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
im a div 1 professional hoarder
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hippo @hippoqueenv.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
GODS DO BLEED
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hippo @hippoqueenv.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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hippo @hippoqueenv.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i just learnt that mienshao has visible paws
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hippo @hippoqueenv.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
its actually kind of fun if you limit it from all of fiction to franchises you recognise
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hippo @hippoqueenv.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
what the fuck is this website
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hippo @hippoqueenv.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Daily Rhythm Heaven Groove Review! Day 80: Remix 20 Music: ★★☆☆☆ Gameplay: ★★★☆☆ Theme: ★★★☆☆ Synergy: ★★☆☆☆ 5/10; Rank 72 of 82
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hippo @hippoqueenv.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Daily Rhythm Heaven Groove Review! Day 79: Remix 19 Music: ★★★★☆ Gameplay: ★★★★☆ Theme: ★☆☆☆☆ Synergy: ★★★☆☆ 6/10; Rank 60 of 82
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hippo @hippoqueenv.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
gen V has the most "yeah we both know this is arbitrary, deal with it" roadblocks in the series and i kinda love it like wtf am i looking at here. WRONG GENERATION ASSHOLE theres random traffic cones that disappear at arbitrary points in relic castle a guys like "its too sandy i cant let you in"
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hippo @hippoqueenv.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Daily Rhythm Heaven Groove Review! Day 78: Remix 18 Music: ★★★☆☆ Gameplay: ★★★☆☆ Theme: ★★★☆☆ Synergy: ★★★★☆ 6/10; Rank 59 of 82
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hippo @hippoqueenv.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Daily Rhythm Heaven Groove Review! Day 77: Remix 17 Music: ★★★★☆ Gameplay: ★★★☆☆ Theme: ★☆☆☆☆ Synergy: ★★★★☆ 6/10; Rank 61 of 82
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hippo @hippoqueenv.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Daily Rhythm Heaven Groove Review! Day 76: Remix 16 Music: ★★★☆☆ Gameplay: ★★★☆☆ Theme: ★★★★★ Synergy: ★★★★☆ 7/10; Rank 45 of 82
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hippo @hippoqueenv.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
this is only 6.25% of the way there, im not 100%ing this game before im done with the reviews lol
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hippo @hippoqueenv.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Daily Rhythm Heaven Groove Review! Day 75: Remix 15 Music: ★★★☆☆ Gameplay: ★★☆☆☆ Theme: ★★★★★ Synergy: ★★☆☆☆ 6/10; Rank 64 of 82
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hippo @hippoqueenv.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
im so glad this nickname i came up with on the spot barely fit lol
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hippo @hippoqueenv.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
for a vanilla pokemon game, not a romhack actually designed around nuzlocke rules, setting your level cap and party size to the next gym leaders LOWEST level pokemon and party size is so much more interesting and difficult all my pokemon are at the cap, and the bottom two tipped over
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hippo @hippoqueenv.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
is that a pride flag. is burgh gay
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hippo @hippoqueenv.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Daily Rhythm Heaven Groove Review! Day 74: Synchro Wings 2 Music: ★★★★☆ Gameplay: ★★★★☆ Theme: ★★★☆☆ Synergy: ★★★★★ 8/10; Rank 29 of 82
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hippo @hippoqueenv.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Daily Rhythm Heaven Groove Review! Day 73: High-Fiver Fever 2 Music: ★★★★☆ Gameplay: ★★★★☆ Theme: ★★★★★ Synergy: ★★★★★ 9/10; Rank 18 of 82
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hippo @hippoqueenv.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
nintendo is terminally avoidant of having their characters go through permanent physical change to match their character growth if i had a nickel for every time a nintendo protagonist got their body hijacked by an alien virus, but came out the other side completely unscathed...
splatoon 2 octo expansion screenshot

agent 3s right eye is covered and infected with oozesplatoon 3 screenshot

agent 3s face looks the same as it did prior to the events of splatoon 2metroid fusion screenshot

samus is in her power armor undergoing surgery, the armor cannot be removed safely while she is unconscious

samus's narration states that it dramatically altered her physical appearancemetroid fusion screenshot

samus after the events of metroid fusion, in a crop top and short shorts, with no visible damage to her skin
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hippo @hippoqueenv.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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hippo @hippoqueenv.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Daily Rhythm Heaven Groove Review! Day 72: Feeding the Beast 2 Music: ★★☆☆☆ Gameplay: ★★★★☆ Theme: ★★☆☆☆ Synergy: ★★★☆☆ 5/10; Rank 73 of 82
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hippo @hippoqueenv.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Daily Rhythm Heaven Groove Review! Day 71: Germ Aerobics 2 Music: ★★★★☆ Gameplay: ★★★★☆ Theme: ★★★★★ Synergy: ★★★★★ 9/10; Rank 18 of 82
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hippo @hippoqueenv.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
OH MY GOD THAT SECOND TO LAST LESSON TOOK ME THREE DAYS TO DO BUT A PASS IS A PASS BABY (BEBE) OTHERWORLDLY SKILL TIME
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hippo @hippoqueenv.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Bonus Rhythm Heaven Groove Review! Cast of Characters Music: ★★★★★ Gameplay: ★★★★★ Theme: ★★★★★ Synergy: ★★★★★ 10/10; Rank 1 of 82
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hippo @hippoqueenv.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Daily Rhythm Heaven Groove Review! Day 70: Remix 14 Music: ★☆☆☆☆ Gameplay: ★☆☆☆☆ Theme: ★☆☆☆☆ Synergy: ★☆☆☆☆ 2/10; Rank 82 of 82
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hippo @hippoqueenv.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
yeah metroid 2 is great
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hippo @hippoqueenv.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Daily Rhythm Heaven Groove Review! Day 69: Synchro Wings Music: ★★★★☆ Gameplay: ★★★★☆ Theme: ★★★★★ Synergy: ★★★★☆ 8/10; Rank 25 of 82
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hippo @hippoqueenv.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Daily Rhythm Heaven Groove Review! Day 68: Pop, Don't Drop 2 Music: ★★★★☆ Gameplay: ★★★★☆ Theme: ★☆☆☆☆ Synergy: ★★★★★ 7/10; Rank 49 of 82
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hippo @hippoqueenv.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
i dont have an explanation but these two are the same person
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hippo @hippoqueenv.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Daily Rhythm Heaven Groove Review! Day 67: Slice N Dice Kitchen 2 Music: ★★★★★ Gameplay: ★★★★★ Theme: ★★★☆☆ Synergy: ★★★★★ 9/10; Rank 12 of 82
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hippo @hippoqueenv.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Daily Rhythm Heaven Groove Review! Day 66: Space Sentry 2 Music: ★★★★★ Gameplay: ★★★★★ Theme: ★★★★★ Synergy: ★★★★★ 10/10; Rank 1 of 82
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hippo @hippoqueenv.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
i decided it was about time i do hollow knight steel soul and i accidentally got the first speedrun achievement too lol
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hippo @hippoqueenv.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
whenever nintendo releases a complete 9+/10 singleplayer title, they inevitably release some bullshit like "luigis mansion 3 + polterpups pizzaria" no one wanted that retroactively breaks the entire game but when you ask nintendo to fix the glaring issues in their brand new game they go
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hippo @hippoqueenv.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Daily Rhythm Heaven Groove Review! Day 65: Remix 13 Music: ★★★☆☆ Gameplay: ★★☆☆☆ Theme: ★☆☆☆☆ Synergy: ★★★☆☆ 4/10; Rank 75 of 82
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hippo @hippoqueenv.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Daily Rhythm Heaven Groove Review! Day 64: Germ Aerobics Music: ★★★★★ Gameplay: ★★★★★ Theme: ★★★★★ Synergy: ★★★★★ 10/10; Rank 1 of 82
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hippo @hippoqueenv.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The original struggled with the overall quality of its stock images, so A for Effort 2 immediately surpasses it by shifting the focus onto the live band. Its really cool that the band members are actually animated to the music! And the bassist... I gotta break character here uh waow...
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hippo @hippoqueenv.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Daily Rhythm Heaven Groove Review! Day 63: A for Effort 2 Music: ★★★★☆ Gameplay: ★★★★★ Theme: ★★★★☆ Synergy: ★★★★★ 9/10; Rank 13 of 82
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hippo @hippoqueenv.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Daily Rhythm Heaven Groove Review! Day 62: Soda Hop 2 Music: ★★★★☆ Gameplay: ★★★★★ Theme: ★★★★☆ Synergy: ★★★★★ 9/10; Rank 13 of 82
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hippo @hippoqueenv.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
ok i think one metroid 1 playthrough is enough for a lifetime ill just replay dread in january
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hippo @hippoqueenv.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
MK8DX wiped 75% of my time trial data so i decided to just beat all 192 staff ghosts all over again im not compositing 192 screenshots you just gotta trust me here the patch obv made things easier but i beat them all by a big enough margin for it to mostly not matter
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hippo @hippoqueenv.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Daily Rhythm Heaven Groove Review! Day 61: Can Do 2 Music: ★★★★★ Gameplay: ★★★☆☆ Theme: ★★★☆☆ Synergy: ★★★★★ 8/10; Rank 27 of 82
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hippo @hippoqueenv.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Daily Rhythm Heaven Review! Day 60: Remix 12 Music: ★★★★☆ Gameplay: ★★★☆☆ Theme: ★☆☆☆☆ Synergy: ★★★★★ 6/10; Rank 57 of 82
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hippo @hippoqueenv.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Daily Rhythm Heaven Review! Day 59: High-Five Fever Music: ★★★★☆ Gameplay: ★★★☆☆ Theme: ★★★★☆ Synergy: ★★★★★ 8/10; Rank 29 of 82
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