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Hippokloppamus @hippokloppamus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Hippokloppamus @hippokloppamus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Hippokloppamus @hippokloppamus.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Ndukwe is so good, omission in past strategy not to be regularly looking to poach that level of talent in that age group instead of just hoping the academy kids brought in for nothing come good.
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Hippokloppamus @hippokloppamus.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
It's weird to be seeing so many injuries and none of them are for us. I've no doubt the cosmos will look benignly on this sentiment and no ill will come from it.
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Hippokloppamus @hippokloppamus.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
@mclikey.bsky.social Kostas has a great tan, fair play to him. video.liverpoolfc.com/live
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Dean Van Nguyen @deanvannguyen.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Andy Robertson this week became the first player in squad ready to admit the affect Diogo Jota’s death had on the club (“None of us wanted to train.”) To rally and qualify for the Champions League is something to be proud of. Criticism of Arne Slot has veered between harsh and a disgrace
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Hippokloppamus @hippokloppamus.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
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Hippokloppamus @hippokloppamus.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
How the fuck can these French dweebs be so good at defending when they play cowering plumbers every weekend and spend most of their time Harlem Globetrotting said cowering plumbers.
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Hippokloppamus @hippokloppamus.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
PSG's keeper will definitely end up getting clipped by John McClane.
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Jordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Might be the greatest opening paragraph of anything ever.
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Nick Harris @sportingintel.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
"HERE WE GO!": the lowdown on "football journalist" Fabrizio Romano sportingintelligence832.substack.com/p/here-we-go...
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"HERE WE GO!": the lowdown on "football journalist" Fabrizio Romano
The Italian "influencer" who has never worked as a real journalist, has 100m+ followers on social media and leverages them for cash. This is a tale about modern sports media
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Hippokloppamus @hippokloppamus.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
I wonder does Arsenal's high average defensive line, which they're very proud of, and low average defensive line faced have anything to do with this? (Yes)(And this is just corners).
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Hippokloppamus @hippokloppamus.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
For a bunch of lads who were at pains to convince anyone who'd listen they don't give a fuck what anyone thinks about their set-piece reductive grock ball the Arsenal lads are sure taking a keen interest in the current discourse around their set-piece reductive grock ball.
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Hippokloppamus @hippokloppamus.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
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Alisson Becker lying pensively on a couch, a projection of me pondering my own massive f*ck up in predicting how Liverpool's season would play out.
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Hippokloppamus @hippokloppamus.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Loved the way Salah went, alright - if you're going to man handle me every time I get the ball I'll give it right back, to get to the point where he won the pen. More of that @goat
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Hippokloppamus @hippokloppamus.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
it's so in the post, the beautiful idiots can't help themselves
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Hippokloppamus @hippokloppamus.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Playing around with a think-piece entitled "Would Liverpool be better post 60 minutes if they hadn't been forced to cancel their pre-season training". It appears like it's niche.
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Hippokloppamus @hippokloppamus.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Arsenal have the 2nd most corners in the league (by a distance) and take 44 seconds on average to take them, considerably longer than anyone else. Liverpool for example, 24 seconds. I wonder how much that feeds into defensive action height faced.
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Hippokloppamus @hippokloppamus.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Still though, we looked immense for about ten minutes after going 2 up.
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Hippokloppamus @hippokloppamus.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Back to basics Liverpool who're coming off a multi-generational bad run (70 years) of form this is about where you could hope we could be. Not shitting the bed is the priority here, and accidentally leaving one on Anthony Taylor, it's slippy out there.
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Hippokloppamus @hippokloppamus.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
It's ok. Whenever they're ready.
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Hippokloppamus @hippokloppamus.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Szobo is making a strong case for the immediate execution of anyone that ever decides to play him anywhere other than right in the middle of the park. An extremely polarising figure the Hungarian.
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Hippokloppamus @hippokloppamus.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
I don't know why it wasn't made clearer about Fede's fitness when we couldn't figure out why he wasn't getting more game time last season. Wouldn't have been a big deal, especially as it's being briefed now anyway.
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Niamh @niamhpuirseil.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
“Boarded” is a neutral term. They will have been violently and illegally intercepted. Solidarity with the volunteers. All eyes on Gaza
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Hippokloppamus @hippokloppamus.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
All the technique but on top of it he's got that imagination that separates the good from the great strikers. 'Does mad shit' I think is what they call it in the industry.
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Hippokloppamus @hippokloppamus.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Curtis Jones remains a generational footballer.
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Guardian Sport @sport.theguardian.com · 28/09/2025
US fan ugliness at the Ryder Cup was merely a reflection of Trump’s all-caps America
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US fan ugliness at the Ryder Cup was merely a reflection of Trump’s all-caps America
European players were subjected to slurs and crude insults about their families. They were no surprise as public discourse in America has broken down By the time Europe finished the job, finally, on Sunday, the golf had the last word. But, until the thrilling denouement, the lasting memory of this Ryder Cup threatened not to be a single swing of the club so much as the ugly backdrop: galleries that drifted from partisan into venomous and the organizers who let the line slide until it snapped. It didn’t happen all at once. For the first day and a half of golf’s most intense rivalry, it was New York-loud without being unruly. Then Saturday afternoon arrived and the tenor shifted. Rory McIlroy, the visiting lightning rod, kept stepping off shots as volleys of abuse landed in the quiet of his pre-shot routine. Shane Lowry played teammate and minder. Justin Thomas, not exactly a shrinking violet, began shushing his own end of the grandstand so his opponents could putt. Continue reading...
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David @rebelalliance77.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Someone has managed to drop a Palestinian flag at the very top of the Spire. Fair fucks. Gonna be comical watching Dublin City council trying to figure out how to get that down :) #Speirgorm
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Hippokloppamus @hippokloppamus.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Need an Ibou goal today so we can better judge his transfer situation from the celebration. Not always a reliable source of information though, granted.
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Hippokloppamus @hippokloppamus.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
The getting people to ingest bleach to get rid of corona virus and the pickpocketing players thing are both from the same strata of intellectual stables.
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Hippokloppamus @hippokloppamus.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Haha - football is silly.
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Hippokloppamus @hippokloppamus.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
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Liverpool FC @lfcbot.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Liverpool Football Club welcomes the introduction of the Hillsborough Law, a landmark legislation that stands as a legacy for the 97.
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Hippokloppamus @hippokloppamus.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Potential ankle breaker only getting a yellow aside I think these two weren't absolute dog-shit today, which is where I'd optimistically set the bar.
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Hippokloppamus @hippokloppamus.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
I'd like to take a moment to register my deep concern over having a ref/VAR combo of Michael Oliver and Paul Tierney today.
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Hippokloppamus @hippokloppamus.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Marvelling at the astronomical difference in Trent's defensive effort at Madrid now compared to last year for us. Literally called it in for the whole season. 🤫
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Hippokloppamus @hippokloppamus.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Reuben Peeters sizing up his latest fitness project. If he gets this one right the sky's the limit.
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Hippokloppamus @hippokloppamus.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Liverpool's media team should think about changing their formula in new player interviews of getting the player to say the same thing 8 different ways as the player becomes increasingly uncomfortable trying to rephrase the same sentiment 8 different ways.
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Hippokloppamus @hippokloppamus.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Guehi didn't get his move because he was too sound? He's going to fit in great.
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Hippokloppamus @hippokloppamus.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Isak stood firm in the face of a huge & one sided media hit campaign, personal attacks, dubious house visits from even more dubious senior PIF officials, team mate anger, club threats and fan vitriol like I've never seen, all to get to the Reds. Some lad.
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Hippokloppamus @hippokloppamus.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
If that was a 6 pointer then if we beat Arsenal at the Emirates that'll be a 12 point swing we'll have influenced between us over the season, mad. And we'll be going there with Isak as our 9.
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Hippokloppamus @hippokloppamus.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Very straight forward run now for Liverpool from after the international break to the end of the season.
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Hippokloppamus @hippokloppamus.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
This is going to be the best international break ever.
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Hassinator @hassinator.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
turns out you really can win le ballon d’or from RB 💪
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Hippokloppamus @hippokloppamus.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
No more 'no losses' against the top 6 gimmick.
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a man in a red shirt and black hat is standing in a dark room and says `` unluckeeee '' .
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Hippokloppamus @hippokloppamus.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
My sweet Euro-prince douchebag
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Hippokloppamus @hippokloppamus.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Nice little win against Arsenal today, tired of their anti-football 'no losses' defensive gimmick against the top 6 only to get done by Bournemouth the next week when they actually try to play football again.
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Hippokloppamus @hippokloppamus.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Grudgingly accepting now that a victory against Arsenal next weekend wouldn't be a bad result.
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Hippokloppamus @hippokloppamus.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
What an inspired substitute by Slot, it goes against pretty much every trope and piece of common footballing sense you'll ever see. Good for you Rio.
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Hippokloppamus @hippokloppamus.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Riooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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