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Heidi

@hippochan.nl
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🇳🇱⌨🎧⏱🎢♥ EN/NL, she/her, mid 20s (for now) speedrunner, roller coaster fan, rhythm gamer, alleged game developer, stereotype destroyer high functioning fujoshi software engineer @wooting.io avatar @whim.bsky.social made speedpastes.org

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Heidi @hippochan.nl · 28/09/2026
why massachusetts in particular?
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Heidi @hippochan.nl · 27/09/2026
oh
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Heidi @hippochan.nl · 27/09/2026
discord are legally obligated to implement some kind of age-gating and they have done so in the best way that i have seen from any social media company. wtf are people mad about
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Heidi @hippochan.nl · 27/09/2026
capacitive buttons should be banned
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Heidi @hippochan.nl · 25/09/2026
hmmm i think ms rachel should be president of the united states
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Heidi @hippochan.nl · 22/09/2026
stay winning
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Heidi @hippochan.nl · 20/09/2026
bus replacements for cancelled trains should be completely Free
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Dewie @judgedewie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
In 1994 when they were taking off but by no means massive or wielding any influence within the music industry, Green Day took gay punk band Pansy Division on tour with them. People were very vocally homophobic back then (in England, section 28 was still very much in force - not repealed until 2003!)
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Heidi @hippochan.nl · 18/09/2026
This is already evergreen
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Heidi @hippochan.nl · 17/09/2026
I finally feel so heard thanks to this piece oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/User:Cook_...
oldschool.runescape.wiki
User:Cook Me Plox/OSRS Wiki and RuneLite are increasingly under strain from low-effort AI development - OSRS Wiki
I spend an unusual amount of time making weird graphs about RuneScape, and this is the single craziest graph I've ever seen.
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Heidi @hippochan.nl · 15/09/2026
load-bearing cock in claude's ass
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Heidi @hippochan.nl · 15/09/2026
me when the small business has an AI poster
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Heidi @hippochan.nl · 10/09/2026
youtu.be/6vRZRZVDlqU?... same energy
youtu.be
Kyle Gordon - Crawl to Me (feat. Stool Sample) [Official Music Video]
YouTube video by kylegordonisgreat
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Heidi @hippochan.nl · 10/09/2026
what is more terrifying than getting an email about a package when i did not order anything? who is sending me anthrax rn
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Heidi @hippochan.nl · 09/09/2026
to be clear this is not a "frustration post" because i had a bad time using streamlabs. i hate streamlabs because they are selling someone else's open source project to people who don't know any better
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Heidi @hippochan.nl · 09/09/2026
man i really hate streamlabs
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Heidi @hippochan.nl · 09/09/2026
is that the new model or whatever
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Heidi @hippochan.nl · 08/09/2026
haven't seen a guy like this since
It's the david dees image of the huge guy with the bush '04 pin drinking aspartame cola eating MSG burger and MSG fish filet with fluoride springs water and genetically altered spuds taking prozac and chewing aspartame gum with CCTV cameras and chemtrails shown in the background. you know the one
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Heidi @hippochan.nl · 04/09/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Ijw... damn I didn't know he moved like THAT
youtube.com
Mamdani plans AI ban in New York schools
YouTube video by PoliticsJOE
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Heidi @hippochan.nl · 03/09/2026
is AI _gentrifying_ software engineering?
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Heidi @hippochan.nl · 31/08/2026
Maybe? DM request?
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Heidi @hippochan.nl · 29/08/2026
i don't think we ever really actually needed to have computers with a 64-bit architecture. we could have stopped
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Heidi @hippochan.nl · 28/08/2026
kinda funny how the last time they released a gta game we were still measuring RAM in megabytes
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NanoDrive @nanodrive.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
STOP USING RETROARCH

* EMULATORS WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE CORES
* YEARS OF ADDING "FEATURES" YET NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for switching to retroarch
* Wanted to use shaders anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called "CRTs"
* "Yes please give me MAME 2003 Plus" "Please give me 14 different versions of bsnes and snes9x to choose from" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged

LOOK at what retroarch devs have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the emulators we built for them
**(This is REAL emulation, done by REAL retroarch devs):**

Shows a picture of cryptic retroarch errors
Shows awful looking shaders applied to Sonic 2 before and after
Shows a clunky UI design with a dropdown for every possible number to set for audio latency

"Hello Steznek, developer of Duckstation help me with my retroarch problem"

They have played us for absolute fools
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Heidi @hippochan.nl · 25/08/2026
they had this exact thing at my school cafeteria for 80 cents. bacon is the same colour and everything. ketchup for an extra 10 cents
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Heidi @hippochan.nl · 25/08/2026
oh ok they made my dream game
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Heidi @hippochan.nl · 23/08/2026
feel really bad cuz my favourite food truck started doing it
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Heidi @hippochan.nl · 22/08/2026
has anyone noticed this recent "graphic design aesthetic" of text on a paintbrush textured background? i feel it may be an ai-ism? is there a name for it?
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Heidi @hippochan.nl · 21/08/2026
been thinking about this. i find it interesting that a lot of social media has a while ago removed our ability to push back on things (see: YT dislikes) or only allowed us the ability to react to things positively to where it becomes very difficult to see dissent and for dissenters to band together
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Heidi @hippochan.nl · 21/08/2026
i wouldnt want one but there is a nostalgic nerve in me for seeing rows and rows of CRTs on display at the store back in the day
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Heidi @hippochan.nl · 21/08/2026
they should let me downvote repos on github
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Thursday The 20th @thursday-the-20th.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
#thursday #thursday20th
Thursday the 20th
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Heidi @hippochan.nl · 20/08/2026
holy shit 10 bucks these are like 50 cents at ikea
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Heidi @hippochan.nl · 18/08/2026
shiny hunting IS one of the most unemployed things one can do
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Heidi @hippochan.nl · 15/08/2026
also im live with duelists of the roses: twitch.tv/hippochans
twitch.tv
hippochans - Live on Twitch
[ad-free stream!] back from esa doing some prep save runs :) | Streaming yu-gi-oh! the duelists of the roses.
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Heidi @hippochan.nl · 15/08/2026
I have a discord server where I ping when I'm live now: discord.gg/nTk7FcPbgh I tend to forget to post here when I'm live because I've been successfully keeping off social media :p but in return I'm trying to remember to ping in discord!!
discord.gg
Join the hippohangout/speedpastes.org Discord Server!
Check out the hippohangout/speedpastes.org community on Discord – hang out with 16 other members and enjoy free voice and text chat.
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Heidi @hippochan.nl · 14/08/2026
photographed by bleachfruit who is not on bluesky as far as i can tell
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Heidi @hippochan.nl · 14/08/2026
Fuck MTV
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Heidi @hippochan.nl · 14/08/2026
i think i need to know more about the "taco bell lettuce thing"
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Heidi @hippochan.nl · 10/08/2026
I get to update this now: Lived: 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇳🇱 Visited: 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇫🇷🇧🇪🇩🇪🇯🇵🇹🇼🇩🇰🇸🇪 ^_^b
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Heidi @hippochan.nl · 10/08/2026
Finally made it home from COE and ESA. I kept off social media the whole time, which means I never actually posted that I had a run at ESA! Check it out here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMF6... Anyway, best 2 weeks of my life lol
youtube.com
Yu-Gi-Oh! The Duelists of the Roses [Any%] by hippochan - #ESASummer26
YouTube video by ESA Speedrunning
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Heidi @hippochan.nl · 03/08/2026
no by that i meant the video was not that one and it was also a lot more positive of a video :p
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Heidi @hippochan.nl · 03/08/2026
oh your mention is a lot more positive than mine
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Heidi @hippochan.nl · 03/08/2026
dude my fucking coworker saw this and pinged me
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 25/07/2026
rob
@OkButSti
me and 107 other guys are hanging out at odysseus's house eating all his food and perving on his wife. this is awesome because he is certainly dead lol.
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Heidi @hippochan.nl · 25/07/2026
@depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social cant send images in dms but this disambiguation brings a tear to my eye
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Heidi @hippochan.nl · 24/07/2026
talk about nightmare blunt rotation
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Xploshi @xploshi.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Babies when they find batteries
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Heidi @hippochan.nl · 24/07/2026
i somewhat support the idea of curbing chinese garbage because it destroys non-chinese companies but every counter-measure has a loophole thats 10x worse
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Heidi @hippochan.nl · 23/07/2026
is anyone talking about anti-AI psychosis?
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