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Heidi

@hippochan.nl
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🇳🇱⌨🎧⏱🎢♥ EN/NL, she/her, mid 20s (for now) speedrunner, roller coaster fan, rhythm gamer, alleged game developer, stereotype destroyer high functioning fujoshi software engineer @wooting.io avatar @whim.bsky.social made speedpastes.org

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Heidi @hippochan.nl · 27/09/2026
capacitive buttons should be banned
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Heidi @hippochan.nl · 25/09/2026
hmmm i think ms rachel should be president of the united states
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Heidi @hippochan.nl · 20/09/2026
bus replacements for cancelled trains should be completely Free
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Dewie @judgedewie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
In 1994 when they were taking off but by no means massive or wielding any influence within the music industry, Green Day took gay punk band Pansy Division on tour with them. People were very vocally homophobic back then (in England, section 28 was still very much in force - not repealed until 2003!)
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Heidi @hippochan.nl · 17/09/2026
I finally feel so heard thanks to this piece oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/User:Cook_...
oldschool.runescape.wiki
User:Cook Me Plox/OSRS Wiki and RuneLite are increasingly under strain from low-effort AI development - OSRS Wiki
I spend an unusual amount of time making weird graphs about RuneScape, and this is the single craziest graph I've ever seen.
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Heidi @hippochan.nl · 15/09/2026
load-bearing cock in claude's ass
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Heidi @hippochan.nl · 15/09/2026
me when the small business has an AI poster
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Heidi @hippochan.nl · 10/09/2026
what is more terrifying than getting an email about a package when i did not order anything? who is sending me anthrax rn
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Heidi @hippochan.nl · 09/09/2026
man i really hate streamlabs
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Heidi @hippochan.nl · 04/09/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Ijw... damn I didn't know he moved like THAT
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Mamdani plans AI ban in New York schools
YouTube video by PoliticsJOE
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Heidi @hippochan.nl · 03/09/2026
is AI _gentrifying_ software engineering?
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Heidi @hippochan.nl · 29/08/2026
i don't think we ever really actually needed to have computers with a 64-bit architecture. we could have stopped
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Heidi @hippochan.nl · 28/08/2026
kinda funny how the last time they released a gta game we were still measuring RAM in megabytes
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NanoDrive @nanodrive.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
STOP USING RETROARCH

* EMULATORS WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE CORES
* YEARS OF ADDING "FEATURES" YET NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for switching to retroarch
* Wanted to use shaders anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called "CRTs"
* "Yes please give me MAME 2003 Plus" "Please give me 14 different versions of bsnes and snes9x to choose from" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged

LOOK at what retroarch devs have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the emulators we built for them
**(This is REAL emulation, done by REAL retroarch devs):**

Shows a picture of cryptic retroarch errors
Shows awful looking shaders applied to Sonic 2 before and after
Shows a clunky UI design with a dropdown for every possible number to set for audio latency

"Hello Steznek, developer of Duckstation help me with my retroarch problem"

They have played us for absolute fools
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Heidi @hippochan.nl · 22/08/2026
has anyone noticed this recent "graphic design aesthetic" of text on a paintbrush textured background? i feel it may be an ai-ism? is there a name for it?
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Heidi @hippochan.nl · 21/08/2026
been thinking about this. i find it interesting that a lot of social media has a while ago removed our ability to push back on things (see: YT dislikes) or only allowed us the ability to react to things positively to where it becomes very difficult to see dissent and for dissenters to band together
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Heidi @hippochan.nl · 21/08/2026
they should let me downvote repos on github
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Thursday The 20th @thursday-the-20th.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
#thursday #thursday20th
Thursday the 20th
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Heidi @hippochan.nl · 15/08/2026
I have a discord server where I ping when I'm live now: discord.gg/nTk7FcPbgh I tend to forget to post here when I'm live because I've been successfully keeping off social media :p but in return I'm trying to remember to ping in discord!!
discord.gg
Join the hippohangout/speedpastes.org Discord Server!
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Heidi @hippochan.nl · 14/08/2026
Fuck MTV
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Heidi @hippochan.nl · 10/08/2026
I get to update this now: Lived: 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇳🇱 Visited: 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇫🇷🇧🇪🇩🇪🇯🇵🇹🇼🇩🇰🇸🇪 ^_^b
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Heidi @hippochan.nl · 10/08/2026
Finally made it home from COE and ESA. I kept off social media the whole time, which means I never actually posted that I had a run at ESA! Check it out here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMF6... Anyway, best 2 weeks of my life lol
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Yu-Gi-Oh! The Duelists of the Roses [Any%] by hippochan - #ESASummer26
YouTube video by ESA Speedrunning
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 25/07/2026
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@OkButSti
me and 107 other guys are hanging out at odysseus's house eating all his food and perving on his wife. this is awesome because he is certainly dead lol.
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Heidi @hippochan.nl · 25/07/2026
@depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social cant send images in dms but this disambiguation brings a tear to my eye
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Xploshi @xploshi.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Babies when they find batteries
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Heidi @hippochan.nl · 23/07/2026
is anyone talking about anti-AI psychosis?
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Heidi @hippochan.nl · 23/07/2026
listening to some @shoebillcor3.bsky.social on my ps2 today
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Heidi @hippochan.nl · 19/07/2026
argentina were actually pathetic and i expect to root against them for a good long time. sorry. thank god spain won
SPAIN 1 - 0 ARGENTINA
FULL TIME STATS
20 ATTEMPTS AT GOAL 2
12 ATTEMTPS ON TARGET 0
1.72 EXPECTED GOALS (xG) 0.09
9 CORNERS 4
858 TOTAL PASSES 456
774 PASSES COMPLETED 357
10sec BALL RECOVERY TIME 13sec

SPAIN: 0 YELLOW, 0 RED
ARGENTINA: 5 YELLOW 1 RED
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Heidi @hippochan.nl · 19/07/2026
my tony hawk custom character in the cutscene
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cavoes osu! event @cavoe.events · 19/07/2026
⌨️ Wooting UwU Upgrades Your UwU sounds sad? Bring your UwU keypads to the Wooting booth and we’ll make it scream UWU for free, thanks to @Wooting. Open 9:00–17:00, the Wooting booth will give you the new Lekker Tikken Light switches and a keycap/switch puller! ⬇️⬇️⬇️
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Heidi @hippochan.nl · 16/07/2026
ive been so many different flavours of stream monster over the years
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Heidi @hippochan.nl · 14/07/2026
cat in tha webcam preview window
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
it's been almost 20 years since wikipedia user "enriquecardova" uploaded this homemade illustration of argentina's famous goal against england at the 1986 world cup
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Heidi @hippochan.nl · 26/06/2026
software development and open source, two of my greatest passions, now just make me depressed. when people take software i've contributed to over the years and use it to create AI slop.. it just makes me profoundly sad
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Heidi @hippochan.nl · 24/06/2026
i'm finally not sick anymore (hopefully) and my RGB scart splitter should be arriving tomorrow. it may finally be time to stream and do speedruns again :)
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Heidi @hippochan.nl · 24/06/2026
lit julius caesar be like: hemperor
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Heidi @hippochan.nl · 22/06/2026
another day another unsub from channel that decided to start doing ai generated thumbnails
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Heidi @hippochan.nl · 22/06/2026
not very accurate - the netherlands is still on the map
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Heidi @hippochan.nl · 22/06/2026
kier starmer just had to take a jab at jeremy corbyn on the way out. i suppose that saves me from feeling even a little bit bad for him
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Heidi @hippochan.nl · 22/06/2026
do cats have intrusive thoughts
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Polly Mackenzie @pollymackenzie.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
My nine year old asked for a Rosetta Stone cake for his birthday
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Heidi @hippochan.nl · 19/06/2026
we had a hackathon today at work so i made a cool integration with our keyboards to communicate with livesplit to control the LED strip on the keyboard to indicate split progress and ahead/behind ^_^ youtu.be/opwoptxwm4I
youtu.be
wooting hackathon livesplit thing :)
YouTube video by hippoheidi
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Heidi @hippochan.nl · 16/06/2026
what if infinite scroll was illegal in the EU that would be so dope
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Heidi @hippochan.nl · 15/06/2026
can i stop being sick i want to stream and do speedruns
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Heidi @hippochan.nl · 14/06/2026
oh that's... gore..... of my comfort streamer
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Heidi @hippochan.nl · 13/06/2026
cookiezi is the siglemic of osu
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Heidi @hippochan.nl · 12/06/2026
giving my cat so much food he requires a project manager to approach eating it
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Heidi @hippochan.nl · 11/06/2026
my approach to web development is javascript-last
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Heidi @hippochan.nl · 10/06/2026
"common cold" implies that there is uncommon, rare, epic, and legendary colds
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Heidi @hippochan.nl · 09/06/2026
im sick of square enix making these beautiful hd-2d pixel art games and then sticking arial font on the UI
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