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Chris Hind

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Chris Hind @hindchristopher.bsky.social · 16h
Alas, we are all educated stupid.
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Chris Hind @hindchristopher.bsky.social · 17h
This caused an enormous political scandal once. www.vice.com/en/article/o...
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What Owen Smith's Attempt at Being 'Normal' Tells Us About the State of Politics
"Coffee with biscuits? Never heard of it!"
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Chris Hind @hindchristopher.bsky.social · 17h
It is not illegal in Canada simply to ask someone who they voted for. It is illegal to put pressure on them to answer.
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Chris Hind @hindchristopher.bsky.social · 23h
Famous for their invention of a world governed only by war between innumerable factions of deadly enemies, the Labour Party etc. etc.
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Chris Hind @hindchristopher.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Randy England (Catholic) is ny dating app profile
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Chris Hind @hindchristopher.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
yes, garlic bread only, and where's the chips?
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Chris Hind @hindchristopher.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Congratulations, Doctor Weldon
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Chris Hind @hindchristopher.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Try telling Sean Connery that
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Chris Hind @hindchristopher.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Or 'Conservative' as they call it
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Chris Hind @hindchristopher.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Get out there and give 'em ℓ
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Chris Hind @hindchristopher.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
DER EWIGE JUDE (1940)
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Chris Hind @hindchristopher.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
10 PRINT "I LUV AI" 20 GOTO 10
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Chris Hind @hindchristopher.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
this is exactly what we didn't want to happen
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Chris Hind @hindchristopher.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You don't feel split on this?
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Chris Hind @hindchristopher.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oh no! The immensely lucrative development opportunity will have to go to someone else!
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Chris Hind @hindchristopher.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Bràlarecherchedutempsperdu
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Chris Hind @hindchristopher.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Internal Green data suggests that if my grandmother had wheels, she would have been a bike
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Chris Hind @hindchristopher.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I have never naturally been preyed on by lions. The enormous amount of technology that my species has deployed due to its biological advantages has seen to that. So shut it dickhead.
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Chris Hind @hindchristopher.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
what is the current population of humans on the planet vs the current population of lions?
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Chris Hind @hindchristopher.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
this is the internet, we all live in America
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Chris Hind @hindchristopher.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Britain cannot lose its strategic sausage roll manufacturing capability
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Chris Hind @hindchristopher.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh no, Taylor Swift model collapse
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Chris Hind @hindchristopher.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
L'Origine du Monde
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Chris Hind @hindchristopher.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
puck me, baby
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Chris Hind @hindchristopher.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
that person would be very surprised at the mean number of undergraduate 20th century history classes I attend daily
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Chris Hind @hindchristopher.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I find the "well all these people keep saying they'd support a customs union AND that they'd support the single market AND they want to rejoin AND they'd like youth mobility, don't they know those are all different things, how can the EU tell what they want?" people the most tedious
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Chris Hind @hindchristopher.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Finally, a sensible portfolio for the discerning robot investor
Bender from Futurama gets his money out to buy Anthropic stock so they can kill all humans
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Chris Hind @hindchristopher.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There's the future that sci-fi promised us
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Chris Hind @hindchristopher.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Will they monitor closely enough to pick up the ones singing "most highly flavoured lady"?
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Chris Hind @hindchristopher.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
O'Brien logging on for another exhausting day of posting "You're so right - you should firebomb a Walmart!" in 400 people's replies
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Chris Hind @hindchristopher.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I know Andy Burnham promised to tackle little nuisances that affect us all, but I didn't expect setting Special Branch to catch flytippers
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Chris Hind @hindchristopher.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Whereof we cannot remain silent, thereof we must argue with Will Stancil
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Chris Hind @hindchristopher.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
National spare room database?
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Chris Hind @hindchristopher.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Bank of England - especially after the South Sea Bubble
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Chris Hind @hindchristopher.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
if your left hand offends you...
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Chris Hind @hindchristopher.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Pete Venkman: Cats and dogs living together - mass hysteria!
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Chris Hind @hindchristopher.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
*sandbrooking intensifies*
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Chris Hind @hindchristopher.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
it's OK, Owen Jones doesn't give a shit about Russian history after 1989 either, except as a stick to beat The Wrong Sort Of Left-Winger
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Chris Hind @hindchristopher.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
They would have one they verified earlier.
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Chris Hind @hindchristopher.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
And that it rounded the temples of a mortal King?
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Chris Hind @hindchristopher.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The Hulk, saying the tweet above
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Chris Hind @hindchristopher.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
open.spotify.com/track/23axmn...
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Nobody Likes Me (Think I'll Go Eat Worms)
ABC Kids · Smelly Songs and Repulsive Rhymes · Song · 2008
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Chris Hind @hindchristopher.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"I am too focused on speed and heat" is a great line for my end of year self-review.
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Chris Hind @hindchristopher.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
That was Nirvana
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Chris Hind @hindchristopher.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
she wetmore on my langley till I PEOPLE reports
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Chris Hind @hindchristopher.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Diana Wynne Jones tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwik...
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Uncoffee - TV Tropes
Every single Speculative Fiction setting comes with a hot, mildly stimulant beverage that can take the place of coffee, and more often than not has a name that sounds very much like "coffee". Apparent...
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Chris Hind @hindchristopher.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
One time we put that song on 10 times back to back on the student union jukebox
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Chris Hind @hindchristopher.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Ah, Henry VIII
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Chris Hind @hindchristopher.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
controversial "rule of law" idea from Duncan this morning
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Chris Hind @hindchristopher.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
One of the 34% bsky.app/profile/youg...
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