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Tedd’s Dead 🎃

@himbiologist.bsky.social
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Nolite te bastardes carborundorum. 📍PNW || 🍉 || BLM || TLM || he/they || Partnered || linktr.ee/Himbiologist

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Tedd’s Dead 🎃 @himbiologist.bsky.social · 8h
CLOCK ITTTT
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Tedd’s Dead 🎃 @himbiologist.bsky.social · 8h
That was my nickname in highschool
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Tedd’s Dead 🎃 @himbiologist.bsky.social · 11h
Oh Glute and ham day they could never make me hate you
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Tedd’s Dead 🎃 @himbiologist.bsky.social · 12h
LMAO
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Tedd’s Dead 🎃 @himbiologist.bsky.social · 14h
The way I had to say this out loud in a German accent to get it 😭
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Tedd’s Dead 🎃 @himbiologist.bsky.social · 23h
That’s Naruto I think!
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Tedd’s Dead 🎃 @himbiologist.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Okay this is crazy crazy but you still have some insane bicep vascularity
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Tedd’s Dead 🎃 @himbiologist.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Holy shiiiiit
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Tedd’s Dead 🎃 @himbiologist.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I have a distinct memory of an image of boxxy doing it but I could NOT FIND IT this is as close as I could get
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Tedd’s Dead 🎃 @himbiologist.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The vascularity holy 😵‍💫
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Tedd’s Dead 🎃 @himbiologist.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Why does young goku sound like a South Park character
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Tedd’s Dead 🎃 @himbiologist.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Well! Okay you got me there
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Casey @caseystudy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The lats/shoulder width that’s developing is giving me such LOUD gender euphoria.
Man with shoulders broadened.
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Tedd’s Dead 🎃 @himbiologist.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Any pace you ran for distance is good 🫡
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Tedd’s Dead 🎃 @himbiologist.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I just said I wanna be the music meister for Halloween 😭 what do you mean
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Tedd’s Dead 🎃 @himbiologist.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
No!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He’s the exact villain I hate
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Tedd’s Dead 🎃 @himbiologist.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Ohh scarecrow would be sick
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Tedd’s Dead 🎃 @himbiologist.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
This is gold 😭
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Tedd’s Dead 🎃 @himbiologist.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Like I’ve wanted to do the riddler or the music meister as a costume for a minute but they’re soooo bad
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Tedd’s Dead 🎃 @himbiologist.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
What’s up with Batman villains and having corny ass hats
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Tedd’s Dead 🎃 @himbiologist.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Im not saying im like, the pinnacle of anything at the gym, but very rarely does the unsolicited advice ever actually offer anything helpful
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Tedd’s Dead 🎃 @himbiologist.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Me, when someone asks me for lifting tips: yeah idk what I’m doing honestly I just do xyz and it’s worked Me, as soon as someone offers unsolicited lifting advice:
static.klipy.com
Do Not Recite the Deep Magic to Me
ALT: Do Not Recite the Deep Magic to Me
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Tedd’s Dead 🎃 @himbiologist.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
This was a rhetorical btw it’s ball knowledge
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Alex @alex-woods.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Johnny Santoro @huskyfit.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I would have been such a good douche bag character in a 2006 coming of age film
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🇦🇺 🐨 @aussie-himbo.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
do you like my teeny tiny camera?
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Tedd’s Dead 🎃 @himbiologist.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
So there’s this thing about men’s anatomy….
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Tedd’s Dead 🎃 @himbiologist.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Tea
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Tedd’s Dead 🎃 @himbiologist.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Tucked shirt ✅ beeeeeg arms ✅ smirk ✅ I think you hit it pretty well
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Himbology @throwajock.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Okay how’d I do trying to emulate @himbiologist.bsky.social and @huskyfit.bsky.social
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Tedd’s Dead 🎃 @himbiologist.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Very that. I don’t really wear scents during the day so this one works great for the evening.
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Tedd’s Dead 🎃 @himbiologist.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
E tu
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Tedd’s Dead 🎃 @himbiologist.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Tedd’s Dead 🎃 @himbiologist.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I had to go look for mine. It’s not as in-depth but this is pretty accurate. I think it gives a little bit of a chocolate smell too but
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Tedd’s Dead 🎃 @himbiologist.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This profile sounds soooo good
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Tedd’s Dead 🎃 @himbiologist.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Te adoro, te quiero 🫰
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Tedd’s Dead 🎃 @himbiologist.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
😂😂😂
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Tedd’s Dead 🎃 @himbiologist.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
As they should
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Tedd’s Dead 🎃 @himbiologist.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Barber gave me the gay guy modern mullet instead of the fluffy messy mullet I’ve had just shorter
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Tedd’s Dead 🎃 @himbiologist.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Pre event crash out imminent
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Tedd’s Dead 🎃 @himbiologist.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Yeah kinda lowkey
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enntropy.bsky.social @enntropy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
like í still look like this btw
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Tedd’s Dead 🎃 @himbiologist.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
How did you just realize this
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Johnny Santoro @huskyfit.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Tedd’s Dead 🎃 @himbiologist.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Will not make you swole but they are decent warmed.
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spooky lerrrgan 👻 @lerrrgan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
gm
A Moomin sitting at a dinner table and staring at the camera with wide eyes. The text says “my main goal in life is genuinely just to have a good day”.
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Tedd’s Dead 🎃 @himbiologist.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Chat are VMO leg extensions ball knowledge or am I doing too much
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Tedd’s Dead 🎃 @himbiologist.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This place has everything: lukewarm appetizers, aggressive LinkedIn requests, men named Brad who describe themselves as “serial entrepreneurs,” and a woman who keeps saying “synergy” despite being effectively unemployed.
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Tedd’s Dead 🎃 @himbiologist.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Every single night… I pray that….
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