Cum. Is. Not. Social. Media. @hillzy.ca · 1hpopped a second one and i have the ~perfect buzz going on 010
Cum. Is. Not. Social. Media. @hillzy.ca · 3hpicking up strong “this edible ain’t shit” vibes from this edible 150
Cum. Is. Not. Social. Media. @hillzy.ca · 21hliterally thank god i didn’t get the job i would’ve been LES MISERABLES 110
Cum. Is. Not. Social. Media. @hillzy.ca · 21hand it was 1 day a week mandatory in office, excuse me while i blow my brains out 100
Cum. Is. Not. Social. Media. @hillzy.ca · 22hthinking about how i got turned down for a job that would’ve been training an ai bot how to do my job and taking the biggest sigh of relief you have ever heard 170
Cum. Is. Not. Social. Media. @hillzy.ca · 23hshould i have myself a cunty winter, never seen em available in a 42 🥲 150
Cum. Is. Not. Social. Media. @hillzy.ca · 30/09/2026all this cornell rapist talk is giving me severe anxiety 020
Cum. Is. Not. Social. Media. @hillzy.ca · 29/09/2026ordered a second pair of clogs, dopamine arriving tomorrow 🥰 010
Reposted by Cum. Is. Not. Social. Media.Cum. Is. Not. Social. Media. @hillzy.ca · 27/09/2026using a comically large slingshot to bodyslam myself into a wall 161
Cum. Is. Not. Social. Media. @hillzy.ca · 29/09/2026i’ve been up since 5:30am so i cleaned the kitchen and smoked a lil weed 011
Cum. Is. Not. Social. Media. @hillzy.ca · 29/09/2026keep seeing those rice krispy treats but ruffles on my insta now i know what im making tomorrow night 000
Cum. Is. Not. Social. Media. @hillzy.ca · 29/09/2026Steely: *motioning at the treat drawer* me: i’m sorry i can’t Steely: *whining under his breath* me: i’m sorry, i already brushed your teeth the treats are all do— also me: ok here you go 130
Cum. Is. Not. Social. Media. @hillzy.ca · 28/09/2026i am upset about my dutch oven’s enamel having a chip in it years old 140
Cum. Is. Not. Social. Media. @hillzy.ca · 28/09/2026the new U2 song is very good, sarry if this offends 140
Cum. Is. Not. Social. Media. @hillzy.ca · 27/09/2026gonna embrace my inner white girl and make a pumpkin spice syrup 140
Cum. Is. Not. Social. Media. @hillzy.ca · 27/09/2026using a comically large slingshot to bodyslam myself into a wall 161
Cum. Is. Not. Social. Media. @hillzy.ca · 27/09/2026enjoying the fruits of my labour (clean makeup brushes) 130
Cum. Is. Not. Social. Media. @hillzy.ca · 26/09/2026my mom does this all the time, she cooks them till a v v v light golden brown, drains the oil and later bakes in oven or air fryer to serve, A+ 020
Cum. Is. Not. Social. Media. @hillzy.ca · 26/09/2026i was born to slop little bottles of potion on my face 020
Cum. Is. Not. Social. Media. @hillzy.ca · 26/09/2026respectfully why was the onsite interview 90 mins long and included a written assignment by hand 🥲 010
Cum. Is. Not. Social. Media. @hillzy.ca · 26/09/2026i did this last week, surprisingly did not get the job 120
