aaron 👻🎃💀 @hillenjoyer.myatproto.social · 6mwhen you tax smething you get less of it so if we tax bilionaires we’ll get less billionaires? sounds good to me. and besides its the humane thing to do because if theres no billionaires then we can reach across the aisle with the kill all billionaires people and agree if one slips through then 020 2
aaron 👻🎃💀 @hillenjoyer.myatproto.social · 9mthe thing about me is that i’m aaron. they say not to use your real name on the internet but then they listen to you through your tv so they can know exactly what your name is as well as your greatest fears and most damaging secrets. but sure if i call myself cactus disphit or whatever ill be safe 040 4
aaron 👻🎃💀 @hillenjoyer.myatproto.social · 1hmy sister was born with a fatal heart condition but then the doctors were like nevermind we figured something out and the cut a slit in her leg and snaked a laser up her heart and zapped a nerve that was shorting in her hear and now she’s cured. so that’s cool 1110 11
aaron 👻🎃💀 @hillenjoyer.myatproto.social · 1hwhy does new mexico have to be called new america and not new york or new hampshire. we should call everything america. west virginia? west america. north dakota? that’s right north america. 291 9
aaron 👻🎃💀 @hillenjoyer.myatproto.social · 2hi read that he didn’t poop. but everybody poops. so i think he died from that 0140 14
aaron 👻🎃💀 @hillenjoyer.myatproto.social · 3hgood morning bluesky, i woke up hours before sunrise and im just awake now i guess. whats up with you 020 2
aaron 👻🎃💀 @hillenjoyer.myatproto.social · 11hi’m sure oil stocks went up. when you see people selling that means he’s about to announce they won’t do it afterall 020 2
aaron 👻🎃💀 @hillenjoyer.myatproto.social · 11hthey’re really just running the transphobia when they got nothin. like they’re saying deb haaland in new mexico is for they them and not for you. i don’t even know who she’s running against. doesn’t matter tho because they’re gonna lose 060 6
aaron 👻🎃💀 @hillenjoyer.myatproto.social · 11hi’m rooting for the brewers because i like beer and a ray killed steve irwin 071 7
aaron 👻🎃💀 @hillenjoyer.myatproto.social · 11hi don’t kno, i’m channeling, letting the universe speak through me. they don’t tell me shit 010 1
aaron 👻🎃💀 @hillenjoyer.myatproto.social · 11hi think people get these speakers that make the music sound like shit more than any other speaker and when it sounds good on those speakers then it will be good everywhere 140 4
aaron 👻🎃💀 @hillenjoyer.myatproto.social · 12hdog that’s a doctor and he diagnosis you by smell. cancer, diabetes, affluenza. he can smell it. oh but he’s a dog so there’s not much he can do sadly 270 7
aaron 👻🎃💀 @hillenjoyer.myatproto.social · 12hyeah they traced it back to the us military base and then they were like like wow that’s crazy anyway look over there 010 1
aaron 👻🎃💀 @hillenjoyer.myatproto.social · 12hpeople will still call you divisive for saying to maybe give the people who shoot babies and call it justified a little less money. instead they give them more money. better equipment for shooting babies. and training that teaches them how to plant a gun on the baby. that’s warrior mindset 084 8
aaron 👻🎃💀 @hillenjoyer.myatproto.social · 12hare they refusing to make the theatcrical versions of the lord of the rings movie trailer available so that we have to watch three four hour extended editition movies 110 1
aaron 👻🎃💀 @hillenjoyer.myatproto.social · 22hcollege republicans tend to have a certain set of personality traits known from here on out as the dork triad 081 8
aaron 👻🎃💀 @hillenjoyer.myatproto.social · 23hthank you helping fill in the details. i still have a lot of questions 0100 10
aaron 👻🎃💀 @hillenjoyer.myatproto.social · 23hwait so aging is just the worst you have ever felt is the best you will ever feel for the rest of your life, so it’s like climate change, and it’s still anyone’s game for which can kill me first 072 7
aaron 👻🎃💀 @hillenjoyer.myatproto.social · 23hhe was just a patsy. the real killer was george h.w. bush and he was jewish when he did it 090 9
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aaron 👻🎃💀 @hillenjoyer.myatproto.social · 19/10/2026it was probably flagged by ai for having “why women deserve” but then approved because it says “less” 040 4
aaron 👻🎃💀 @hillenjoyer.myatproto.social · 19/10/2026i think that hood is taller than my wife, an adult woman who is not getting any taller 020 2
aaron 👻🎃💀 @hillenjoyer.myatproto.social · 19/10/2026the original way to spell original was orygynale. or least that’s an old way to spell it. i don’t know. before my time 130 3
aaron 👻🎃💀 @hillenjoyer.myatproto.social · 19/10/2026yeah i saw a post saying you gotta see it now before a certain spoiler becomes just a thing that everyone knows and since that’s not on the table for me i just googled it and what i found where several spoilers and im not sure which one was the one but maybe i just don’t get it time will tell 000 0
aaron 👻🎃💀 @hillenjoyer.myatproto.social · 19/10/2026if they ever made beauty and the beast sequel it could be about how she thinks about the beast and wants him to turn back into the beast and ah forget about it you wouldn’t understand 120 2
aaron 👻🎃💀 @hillenjoyer.myatproto.social · 19/10/2026i only ever bought and sold one stock and it was gme and that’s only because i had made sense of tesla stock basically as whatever goes viral goes up and i saw it going viral and it looked like this and i bought at first sentiment extreme and sold at bull trap and i was very happy with my quick 6x 030 3
aaron 👻🎃💀 @hillenjoyer.myatproto.social · 19/10/2026area candidate accused of having close ties with self 020 2
aaron 👻🎃💀 @hillenjoyer.myatproto.social · 19/10/2026he was never cancelled, he was cut down by the cowardly admins, who strike at heroes while shielding predators 0120 12
aaron 👻🎃💀 @hillenjoyer.myatproto.social · 19/10/2026do they speak english or is it like the minions or what 110 1
aaron 👻🎃💀 @hillenjoyer.myatproto.social · 19/10/2026every time someone brings him up i have to google him to remind myself who he is but this time im not gonna do that 130 3
aaron 👻🎃💀 @hillenjoyer.myatproto.social · 19/10/2026they should make a mib movie about jfk. what’s the alien angle on that 260 6
aaron 👻🎃💀 @hillenjoyer.myatproto.social · 19/10/2026technically kids are zero percent of the electorate so it’s just smart for a politician to run on an anti kid platform, fuck them kids, they don’t vote, kill the little shits 0265 26
aaron 👻🎃💀 @hillenjoyer.myatproto.social · 18/10/2026that’s why as a cis person i make it a point to be ten times as fierce about trans rights because you’re going to regret doing that math wrong when you failed to consider trans people have friends and loved ones and some of us have figured out that we have to make sure there are consequences 0101 10
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aaron 👻🎃💀 @hillenjoyer.myatproto.social · 18/10/2026the moderator who suspended has died of botulism 021 2