aaron 👻🎃💀 @hillenjoyer.myatproto.social · 20/10/2026this is what 5GW looks like and they want to build 350GW of data centers so that’s seventy manhattans producing 800 atom bombs worth of heat every, using billions of gallons of water every day, millions of tons of emissions, hundreds of new power plants required. there’s no way 65313 53
aaron 👻🎃💀 @hillenjoyer.myatproto.social · 20/10/2026update on this: it asked me to click a button to confirm i still want it. i still don’t think it will come but who knows 150 5
aaron 👻🎃💀 @hillenjoyer.myatproto.social · 11/10/2026this is nuts florianriou.com/redsprites-f... 213036 130
aaron 👻🎃💀 @hillenjoyer.myatproto.social · 09/10/2026this video was hard to find and so i’m postin it 182 8
aaron 👻🎃💀 @hillenjoyer.myatproto.social · 04/10/2026lifetime warranty? hell yeah i can get this one replaced no more tape 020 2
aaron 👻🎃💀 @hillenjoyer.myatproto.social · 29/09/2026sorta worked actually i mean arguably i got the raindrops and the video mysteriously playing that was the doing of the raindrops 100 1
aaron 👻🎃💀 @hillenjoyer.myatproto.social · 28/09/2026ok i’m typing this before even looking, of course i think i remember but im not gonna cheat so here goes: 030 3
aaron 👻🎃💀 @hillenjoyer.myatproto.social · 27/09/2026las vegas new mexico is the original las vegas and also it’s the better one 030 3
aaron 👻🎃💀 @hillenjoyer.myatproto.social · 26/09/2026this made me realize i had no idea what kind of lamborghini i got to drive one time in real life. looking at pics im pretty sure it was a huracan 131 3
aaron 👻🎃💀 @hillenjoyer.myatproto.social · 22/09/2026hit em with this they’ll never see it comin 070 7
aaron 👻🎃💀 @hillenjoyer.myatproto.social · 18/09/2026lightning storm of the year right now and my cat is out there somewhere cuz she and her sister got out and i only managed to get her sister back in before the skies opened up. be safe out there emma 170 7
aaron 👻🎃💀 @hillenjoyer.myatproto.social · 18/09/2026oh now i’m not allowed to unfollow people is that how it is 190 9
aaron 👻🎃💀 @hillenjoyer.myatproto.social · 16/09/2026today i learned about teenage mutant ninja turtle porn at guitar center dot com 290 9
aaron 👻🎃💀 @hillenjoyer.myatproto.social · 10/09/2026she said give up the fantasy of being “fitter” than the fascists. it’s in quotes because she’s talking about eugenics and the idea that there are superior specimens of human with better genes who are fitter as in survival of the fittest. she’s not talking about the gym 060 6
aaron 👻🎃💀 @hillenjoyer.myatproto.social · 08/09/2026looks like evil wins today. this will be the killing blow. wow what a way to go 100 1
aaron 👻🎃💀 @hillenjoyer.myatproto.social · 08/09/2026red team bringing it home individually but as part of a bigger thing, makes u think 100 1
aaron 👻🎃💀 @hillenjoyer.myatproto.social · 08/09/2026then everything changed when the red stage lights attacked 100 1
aaron 👻🎃💀 @hillenjoyer.myatproto.social · 08/09/2026okay i found the zelda video everyone was talking about and i deleted all the zelda and also the mario watching from the corner 110 1
aaron 👻🎃💀 @hillenjoyer.myatproto.social · 08/09/2026OH i forgot to tell everyone, 9 to 5 isn’t just a song, it’s a movie. it has jane fonda and uh forget her name but you’d recognize her. and dolly of course. they added it to netflix so i put it on and it we all watched it and laughed. i had no idea this movie existed 010 1
aaron 👻🎃💀 @hillenjoyer.myatproto.social · 01/09/2026my friends cheap ass smart tv just called me fat, he was like sit down, make yourself comfortable, and the tv menu went to a full screen ad that literally said “your fat” 070 7
aaron 👻🎃💀 @hillenjoyer.myatproto.social · 01/09/2026the cat wanted my to stop typing a skeet and pet her so bad she got carried away and bit my face a little bit but then she stopped herself and kind of braced herself for me to get mad but i didn’t get mad 1110 11
aaron 👻🎃💀 @hillenjoyer.myatproto.social · 31/08/2026headed to the end of deer trap mesa, anyone need anything? 251 5
aaron 👻🎃💀 @hillenjoyer.myatproto.social · 31/08/2026k i guess just one video per post so here’s the one of him talkin shit, i only caught the end of it but he was going for it. he even did a little somersault. i think he stopped because i stopped driving again and he was like oh fuck and gtfo 041 4
aaron 👻🎃💀 @hillenjoyer.myatproto.social · 31/08/2026i saw something i couldn’t id so i stopped to look and it was a little guy eating his own butt and he looked so annoyed like i was def intruding on his me time, but im like what is that, a badger? he’s staring daggers so im like ok ok and start driving then he starts talking mad shit! fucking badger 170 7
aaron 👻🎃💀 @hillenjoyer.myatproto.social · 29/08/2026had to buy a bong but finally heres my take: what makes cats hate? hats make cats hate. cats make hats great. great hats make cats make hats. mad cats in great hats make eight hats. eight hats make eight cats hate. eight mad cats make eight hats great. eight great hats make eight mad cats make hats 010 1