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Hilarius

@hilarius.bsky.social
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He/Him. Liberal sicko. Christian apostate. I work with dying people for a living. Volunteer with my therapy dog, Donut. 🍩 Bigfoot is real and is an interdemensional being 👣 There but for the grace of God go I.

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Hilarius @hilarius.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Do ya'll have a favorite planet? What about dinosaur? These questions need to be asked more.
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Hilarius @hilarius.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I could listen to Vincent Price talk for hours. #thefly
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Hilarius @hilarius.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Why did the US Navy, in the 70s, make an educational short about how to date brunette women?
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Hilarius @hilarius.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I have not laughed that hard, or seen shorts that short in a long time. Thanks @rifftrax.com
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Hilarius @hilarius.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
@mst3kofficial.bsky.social @rifftrax.com
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Mst3k Mystery Science Theater 3000
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Hilarius @hilarius.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
So many nerds....
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Hilarius @hilarius.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
In a not too distant future... I will be watching a new @mst3kofficial.bsky.social with @rifftrax.com
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Hilarius @hilarius.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Dare to be Weird
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Hilarius @hilarius.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
In Laurie Berkner's song "We Are the Dinosaurs" there is a line which the dinosaurs "make the earth flat.". Explain that Globers!
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Hilarius @hilarius.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Saving to check out later.
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Hilarius @hilarius.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Ooooh one can hope
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Hilarius @hilarius.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
got some new comics! @alyankovic.bsky.social
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Hilarius @hilarius.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Finally watching A Talking Cat!?! And I have one question.... Hejsndvjsnsbsmsbsj!?! Sorry, I think this move gave me a stroke!?! @rifftrax.com!?!
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Johnny Whittaker: What's Your Deal, Cat!?
ALT: Johnny Whittaker: What's Your Deal, Cat!?
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Hilarius @hilarius.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I'm sorry. Did our treasury secretary just casually threaten war with CANADA?!?!?
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Hilarius @hilarius.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Still more justice than Good or Pretti
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
TODAY HAS UNLIMITED POTENTIAL AND WE HAVE UNLIMITED POWER TO PROVE LOVE. sounds like a winning combination to me
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Hilarius @hilarius.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I can only wish to be as weird as Curry and as kind as Dolly. RIP
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Hilarius @hilarius.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Who watches over you?
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Hilarius @hilarius.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I see this kind of take a lot. 150 years ago, peanuts were not IN the US or anywhere really outside of South America. We live in a time where I can eat any food I want. That was impossible 100 years ago. We are finding more allergies because we have easy access to a wide variety of foods.
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Hilarius @hilarius.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
A kid, her bike, and her dog
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Hilarius @hilarius.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
This needs to be pinned and posted everywhere
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Hilarius @hilarius.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Something something... Creature of habit.... Something about going back to what's familiar.... Anyway, watching Manos: The Hands of Fate... Again @rifftrax.com
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Manos: Hands of Fate - Silence!
ALT: Manos: Hands of Fate - Silence!
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Hilarius @hilarius.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
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Torgo Manos
ALT: Torgo Manos
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Hilarius @hilarius.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
This has been in my brain all weekend
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Hilarius @hilarius.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I'm with ya kid. Infinity and eternity are freaky concepts.
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Hilarius @hilarius.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Second best epitaph I've seen on this site.
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Hilarius @hilarius.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Franklin Delano Donut
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Hilarius @hilarius.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Ron, shut up.
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I don't even know what to say. This is real, this is true, so, like, thank you all, from the bottom of my heart. This took over 25 years to happen so if there's any lesson here it's either "keep at it, who knows" or "many people are divorced"
image of a gold record superimposed on part of Vaughan Oliver's iconic cover for the Mountain Goats' "Tallahassee" album, with a banner beneath it showing the entire album cover, an RIAA seal, and the text: Presented to THE MOUNTAIN GOATS to commemorate the RIAA Gold certification of more than 500,000 copies of the 4AD single "No Children"
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Hilarius @hilarius.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Posting dog. Donut is glad to get out for a while
Black dog laying down panting
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Hilarius @hilarius.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I need to get back to posting more dog.
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Hilarius @hilarius.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.
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Rifftrax Whurwilf
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Hilarius @hilarius.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Fuck off, Ronny boy.
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Hilarius @hilarius.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I haven't listened to him in years. It sucks that death of artists always brings their works back in the light.
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Hilarius @hilarius.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
They indeed are. Got my ticket already
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Hilarius @hilarius.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Happy birthday @maklelan.bsky.social !
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Hilarius @hilarius.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Gangsters going boid watchin'. Farside comic by Gary Larson
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Hilarius @hilarius.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I am not a shoe guy, but damn, may have to get one of these www.soleretriever.com/news/article...
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Converse Has a Character Collection of Dragon Ball Z Chuck Taylors On the Way
The latest Dragon Ball Z shoe collab comes on a pack of Converse Chucks. Find images and release info for the Dragon Ball Z Converse Collection here.
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Hilarius @hilarius.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
In two weeks I go camping with my good friend. It will be a nice break from the chaos
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Hilarius @hilarius.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
You made a holy fool of me and I thanked you ever since. In a Sweater Poorly Knit- mewithoutyou
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Hilarius @hilarius.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Fake gold maybe. Just like all the shit he he put in the Oval Office
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Hilarius @hilarius.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
The condescending remark of 'Do you know what happens here?' is remarkable. The confidence of a mediocre white man with a bad opinion is infinite
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Hilarius @hilarius.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I give it 5. At most. And that's if it touches NYC concrete even.
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Walter Chaw @mangiotto.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Thinking how at the end of the Star Wars trilogy an entire galaxy celebrates the death of the emperor without a finger wagging coda where a sad-eyed long haired scold in bespoke clothing warns that this reduces everyone to the same level as the genocidal tyrant who got tossed into a laser shaft.
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Hilarius @hilarius.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
First baseball game for the kiddo. She is having a great time. Couldn't care less about the game tho.
Small child posing with a spider
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Hilarius @hilarius.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Cheese The food of the gods.
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Hilarius @hilarius.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
This will be my epitaph
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Hilarius @hilarius.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I once had a student complain that the book of John. Ya know, the one from the Bible, was too short and didn't have enough to write a 3 page paper on it. I think I laughed at them and told them that I wrote a 37 page paper on 3 verses before.
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Hilarius @hilarius.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I have questions I'm not sure I want answered
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Hilarius @hilarius.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Missing the @realinfowars.bsky.social tonight. So glad for the updates from the community
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