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Hilarius

@hilarius.bsky.social
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He/Him. Liberal sicko. Christian apostate. I work with dying people for a living. Volunteer with my therapy dog, Donut. 🍩 Bigfoot is real and is an interdemensional being 👣 There but for the grace of God go I.

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They Might Be Giants @tmbg.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Hilarius @hilarius.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Wait until the Rifftrax experiments are done, but StarCrash is up there and Sting of Death was amazing
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Hilarius @hilarius.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Do ya'll have a favorite planet? What about dinosaur? These questions need to be asked more.
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Hilarius @hilarius.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I saw this article was genuinely confused as to how illustration is not art
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Hilarius @hilarius.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I feel a little bad.
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Hilarius @hilarius.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Those are words. No idea what they mean.
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Hilarius @hilarius.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I could listen to Vincent Price talk for hours. #thefly
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Hilarius @hilarius.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I ... Want to read that now
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Hilarius @hilarius.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
"PAUL!" "I am falling!"
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Hilarius @hilarius.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Why did the US Navy, in the 70s, make an educational short about how to date brunette women?
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Hilarius @hilarius.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I have not laughed that hard, or seen shorts that short in a long time. Thanks @rifftrax.com
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Hilarius @hilarius.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
@mst3kofficial.bsky.social @rifftrax.com
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Mst3k Mystery Science Theater 3000
ALT: Mst3k Mystery Science Theater 3000
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Hilarius @hilarius.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
So many nerds....
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Hilarius @hilarius.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
In a not too distant future... I will be watching a new @mst3kofficial.bsky.social with @rifftrax.com
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Hilarius @hilarius.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Dare to be Weird
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Hilarius @hilarius.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I bet the reception is grate
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Hilarius @hilarius.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
In Laurie Berkner's song "We Are the Dinosaurs" there is a line which the dinosaurs "make the earth flat.". Explain that Globers!
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Hilarius @hilarius.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Nah, just the right amount of insane.
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Hilarius @hilarius.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I will take your advice. Won't Argue. Just say to you "Fuck off". bye
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Hilarius @hilarius.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Leftists are such insufferable purists
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Hilarius @hilarius.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Saving to check out later.
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Hilarius @hilarius.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Borimir! No!
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Hilarius @hilarius.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I need to see that. Looks amazing
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Hilarius @hilarius.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Ooooh one can hope
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Hilarius @hilarius.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
They never explain the katana.
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Hilarius @hilarius.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
got some new comics! @alyankovic.bsky.social
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Hilarius @hilarius.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Estevez?
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Hilarius @hilarius.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I did. But I think, thankfully, I had a therapy appointment to go to half way through. So I will finish it later. Also, did you know the same director made A Talking Pony!?!
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Hilarius @hilarius.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Finally watching A Talking Cat!?! And I have one question.... Hejsndvjsnsbsmsbsj!?! Sorry, I think this move gave me a stroke!?! @rifftrax.com!?!
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Johnny Whittaker: What's Your Deal, Cat!?
ALT: Johnny Whittaker: What's Your Deal, Cat!?
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Hilarius @hilarius.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
He looks like Luke Wilson having an allergic reaction
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Hilarius @hilarius.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I'm sorry. Did our treasury secretary just casually threaten war with CANADA?!?!?
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Hilarius @hilarius.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Still more justice than Good or Pretti
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Hilarius @hilarius.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
New goal: convince my daughter to have a Godzilla party next year (she just turned 4 and it was unicorns)
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Hilarius @hilarius.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Same. I played Fallout 3 and was like 'oh shit! This is on a portable! That's crazy!'
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Hilarius @hilarius.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I disagree. Manos is an amazing piece of creepy atmosphere and weird ass script.
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Hilarius @hilarius.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Oh I get that. Is the art cool at least?
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Hilarius @hilarius.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
If you like the card, use the card.
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Hilarius @hilarius.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
TODAY HAS UNLIMITED POTENTIAL AND WE HAVE UNLIMITED POWER TO PROVE LOVE. sounds like a winning combination to me
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Hilarius @hilarius.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I can only wish to be as weird as Curry and as kind as Dolly. RIP
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Hilarius @hilarius.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Man, I haven't seen that movie in ages
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Hilarius @hilarius.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Who watches over you?
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Hilarius @hilarius.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Say it ain't so....
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Hilarius @hilarius.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I enjoy how Howard has likely no say anymore in the updates of Skyrim, but we keep yelling at him anyway. Keep it up! Fuck you, Todd!
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Hilarius @hilarius.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Crap. He showed up.
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Hilarius @hilarius.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Did it happen?
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Hilarius @hilarius.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I see this kind of take a lot. 150 years ago, peanuts were not IN the US or anywhere really outside of South America. We live in a time where I can eat any food I want. That was impossible 100 years ago. We are finding more allergies because we have easy access to a wide variety of foods.
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Hilarius @hilarius.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I played it for a bit. Got bored. It as if my character was walking around in the Iron Boots from OoT the whole time.
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Hilarius @hilarius.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
A kid, her bike, and her dog
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Hilarius @hilarius.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
In the Gnostics, Kid Jesus killed another kid and Mary made him BRING HIM BACK TO LIFE.
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