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˗ˏˋ quinn 🩷🤍🧡 ˎˊ˗ @quintuplecasts.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
many such cases
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マニアニ/Maniani @maniani0122.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Moon Cat🌖
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そむ⊆ tžk @somtzk-game.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Dawnables @dawnables.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
do you like my lil creature
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Kwoin @mathiasteur.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Spooktober sadtober : _ (
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INIRO @ bg tips pdf is out!! @iniro.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
intruder
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow
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cryptic 🦇 pollinator @magicscience.info · 12/12/2024
packet marked with DO NOT THROW AWAY "YOU MUST EAT" MANDATORY CRYSTALS DO NOT THROW AWAY
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Sargoth (gyromantically haberdashing iamb) @longersky.com · 17/03/2025
Inside of you is a severe overpopulation of deer. Somewhere along the line, the wolves disappeared. Your inner ecosystem is in severe disarray. Trees that should be used by beavers to dam rivers and create wetland biomes are eaten at an early stage by deer. The deer are everywhere. So, so many deer
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Thomas Ha @thomasha.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i should clarify, when i write people doing bad things, it's because i am bad. they are me. more importantly, when you read about those bad things, they also become you. that's how story works. in fact, you are going to think about murder before this skeet ends. how's that feel, sicko.
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ezimonry @acdfghelmxac.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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mimi @m1mim1mi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Absolute Merritory 🍓🍰🔪 @hikikomerri.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
back on my kazuhei bdsm agenda bullshit because i missed these dummies your periodic reminder that if you want to see shikanoin heizou get consensually tied up and teased a lot, you should read momiji tempura
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🌈 Hailey Piper 🌈 @haileypiperfights.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is part of what I'm referring to with many people demanding stories that reassure them they're a good person. They want the moral instruction because otherwise, rather than processing the reading experience, there's a thrum of "am I bad? am I bad? what if someone finds out I'm bad?"
Tumblr post by graftini:

stories about abuse are allowed to exist without reducing themselves to moral instruction. i think sometimes when people complain about the “romanticization” of abuse, what they're actually objecting to isn't necessarily the way abuse is being represented, but the fact that the representation doesn't provide them with constant moral reassurance. like, there is a difference between “this story frames abuse as desirable or inherently romantic” and “this story depicts abuse in an erotic/ambiguous/complicated way and doesn't repeatedly tell me that abuse is bad, therefore the depiction itself is irresponsible.”
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Abz-J-Harding ☾ @abzjharding.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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Absolute Merritory 🍓🍰🔪 @hikikomerri.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
even though it sucks when you realize your only option is to completely start over on a piece, it feels so good when it goes smoother and turns out better the 2nd time 😭
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Kari | ❄️Cryo Support Character❄️ @kawree.northsky.social · 27/09/2026
Harbingers of Doom? nay, Harbingers of My Heart. #pantalone #feofan #capitano #thrain #childe #ajax #tartaglia #sandrone #marionette #columbina #columbinahyposelenia
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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eliz 🐟 @elizyarts.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
#tshd #thesummerhikarudied
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Absolute Merritory 🍓🍰🔪 @hikikomerri.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
varesa + kazuha does an unexpectedly good job of scratching the yearning itch i've had for roccia wutheringwaves' playstyle wish that game still ran on literally any of my devices
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
By Hope Doe
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Bee, dog in the city @brodnork.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ad from Good Boy Gamer magazine in 2001
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Yamino @yamino.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Whimsy saves lives and that's not hyperbole. When people in power want us to despair, it's a lifeline to your humanity and joy. Get more whimsical right now
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Kallidora Rho @kallidorarho.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
The author's brazen fetish, presented with such hedonistic flair and and open pride it makes you feel a little embarassed for needing to hide your own passions behind self-effacing jokes in order to preserve a sense of safe, pseudo-ironic detachment
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mge2x5 🔞 @mge2x5.net · 26/09/2026
my mentals after getting fired 🍆🍆💦 #mge and really, that's on me, should've never let a job stress me to the point of not pursuing my real passion: drawing guys taking it up the ass
A doodle depicting the user mge2x5 drawing on her tablet. The text in the background says: I'll draw a guy taking a strap-on that's sooo big and soo weirdly shaped that the puritan mob will sense it's girth four websites over
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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1000 @ydkhu.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
これ描いたのはワンドロだけど、コロンビーナこの構図で描こ!てなるまでに3時間ぐらい無駄にしてる
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Nichiro @nichiroart.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
#Mitya #原神
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🔞 𝕽𝖆𝖊𝖑 🔞 @raelbe.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Played the new AQ in Genshin and phew boy THESE TWO !!! Seminars in the gardens??? oh i'm sure
Hroptatyr and Pierro in the gardens, pierro tugging at Hroptatyr's hair
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dawnfire 🔜 Ponyville Ciderfest @dawnf1re.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
how is a pony to wear their favorite gothic gown in this HEAT! #mlp
Rarity swelters under the heat of the sun in her favorite gothic gown.
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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Photo of a book cover featuring a man with an intense face working a juicer with a carrot in his hand as he’s surrounded by fruits and vegetables. Copy and title read 

COMPLETELY LEGAL

TORTURING
FRUITS
VEGETABLES

GET THE
VEGETABLE SECRETS

THEIR BLOOD WILL MAKE YOU FEEL ALIVE™

"Torture is OK." - The U.S. Constitution

RALPH MOLTENSOLE
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graskip @graskip.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
humanoid crow with one bright red eye
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☘💀CROM CRUACH💀☘ @dr4i0chtdvbh.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Cocori @cocoriart.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
🕯️🪶 All you need to do is holding onto me, young Master.^^ ンズイル #faelight
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
bat claws
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Courtney Love Lies Bleeding 🫦 @hexadecibelle.fyi · 23/09/2026
what’s the matter babe, you’ve barely touched the featureless void where your soul used to be, that constantly gnaws at the rest of your existence
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Jake Lawrence @timecowboy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
some creatures you might find in the woods.
Two panels; top is of some glowing sprite type creatures huddled together in the grass and the second is a big black serpentine creature with blank yellow eyes moving slowly through the forest.
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Rose @cateille.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
links!!
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なしうみ/Nashiumi @nashitoumi.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
おひさスラくがき
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Rii Abrego @riibrego.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
dewberry #art
A drawing of a small, bright-eyed fairy-like girl eating a large berry
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Absolute Merritory 🍓🍰🔪 @hikikomerri.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
classics of merriposting: makes no mention of it being my birthday several days ago, but makes sure to give a detailed report any time there is a spider within my home
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Absolute Merritory 🍓🍰🔪 @hikikomerri.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
a wolf spider was perched directly above the bathroom door and dropped straight down right as i was about to leave my heart almost fucking stopped istg buddy i haven't put you outside under the agreement that you don't move a single leg while you're in my line of sight, got it?
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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depression haver 🪼 @probablymarin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
they posted three more btw
a VHS artifacted image of a training toilet, wipes, and toiletries

I NEVER ASKED TO BE POTTY TRAINED
I WILL NEVER PEE IN THE POTTY
I WILL NEVER PEE IN THE POTTY
I WILL NEVER PEE IN THE POTTY
I WILL NEVER PEE IN THE POTTY
I WILL NEVER PEE IN THE POTTY
I WILL NEVER PEE IN THE POTTY
I WILL NEVER PEE IN THE POTTY
I WILL NEVER PEE IN THE POTTY
I WILL NEVER PEE IN THE POTTY
I WILL PEE MY PANTS AS MANY TIMES AS IT TAKES FOR YOU TO UNDERSTAND THAT I WILL NEVER GO PEE IN THE POTTY
no one loves me no one loves me no one loves me no one loves me no one lova VHS artifacted close-up of dirt and grass

YOU TOOK MY DIRT
I WANTED TO EAT IT
YOU DIDNT LET ME
IT WAS MINE 
MINE MINE 
MINE MINE 
MINE MINE 
MINE MINE 
MINE MINE 
MINE MINE 
MINE MINE 
MINE MINE a VHS artifacted image of a pool and grass with three beach balls

I DONT WANT TO SHARE THE BALL
IT'S 
MINE
I HATE YOU TEACHER
I HATE YOU TEACHER
I HATE YOU TEACHER
MY BALL
MY BALL
MY BALL
MY BALL
MY BALL
MY BALL
MY BALL
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FIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Samael Jigoku @samaeljigoku.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Sketchbook - The Darkest Faerie from Neopets. Did anyone else love the PS2 game? #fanart #neopets #art
Ink drawing of the Darkest Faerie from the Neopets series - a woman with long hair and dragon-like wings, wearing a V-neck dress and thick jeweled necklace.
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Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
God if they're gonna infantalize me with video game remakes they might as well meticulously remake my childhood home in a 1.3:1 ratio (in relation to myself). Just dress me up like a kid and plop me in front of a GameCube. Just have me speak like a kid too. Might as well have my gf act like my m
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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