Reposted by Absolute Merritory 🍓🍰🔪

God if they're gonna infantalize me with video game remakes they might as well meticulously remake my childhood home in a 1.3:1 ratio (in relation to myself). Just dress me up like a kid and plop me in front of a GameCube. Just have me speak like a kid too. Might as well have my gf act like my m