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HeyWillson (He/Him)

@heywillson.bsky.social
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I love TTRPGs, particularly D&D, VtM, Cyberpunk. Also a strong tech resource in electronic document & records management, networks, Windows, databases, code dabbling and data ETL. Profile art by the incomparable @tessfowler.bsky.social

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HeyWillson (He/Him) @heywillson.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
How I arrived on Bluesky.
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HeyWillson (He/Him) @heywillson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's more interesting because if you add the "-ai" operator to the end of the search terms it changes the top result: kamloops unmarked graves discovery -ai Almost like the Goog AI is passing on the Frasier institute as a top hit. Oh AI, what value are you?
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HeyWillson (He/Him) @heywillson.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This one goes out to all the science nerds and Alien lovers out there … Like @jonmarkhicks.bsky.social 😅🧪🧑‍🔬
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HeyWillson (He/Him) @heywillson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
As cursed as this? 😅 Sorry, the squirrel in my head that is masquerading as my brain is on a tear today 😄🫶🏻
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HeyWillson (He/Him) @heywillson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Gifted by the group Saint Peter for Humanity & called the ‘Sphere of Humanity’ (I see a theme running through this) they’ve done a very AI thing (apparently the intent is to protect humanity in the era of AI) and cropped out 4 passages from the Pope’s encyclical Magnifica Humanitas without context.😅
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HeyWillson (He/Him) @heywillson.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
If anyone (Herald, I’m looking at you) is thinking of turning Triglet into a fastball special) they have another thing coming …
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HeyWillson (He/Him) @heywillson.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I’d like to get a nice 60s Buick Riviera and tour North America. Unfortunately, as a Canadian with somewhat outspoken criticism of a certain world “leader” 🤮 I would likely end up in an ICE detention facility for crossing the border. So it’s a big old “no go” for the foreseeable future, sadly.🇨🇦🚫🇺🇸
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HeyWillson (He/Him) @heywillson.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
We will know it’s the end times if we see Nick Cage driving a 1964 Buick Riviera
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HeyWillson (He/Him) @heywillson.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
If you see this, post a not quite STAR TREK.
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HeyWillson (He/Him) @heywillson.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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HeyWillson (He/Him) @heywillson.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The BMW Vision Next 100 introduced in 2016 would be my go to choice and the only motorcycle I’d ever ride - all electric, self-stabilizing and looks fantastic! Only a concept model was made and what came out of that effort looks more like a tuk-tuk and a classic Morris Mini had a baby. An ugly baby
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HeyWillson (He/Him) @heywillson.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The classic is Captain America … just need someone to change the target 😅🫶🏻
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HeyWillson (He/Him) @heywillson.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Probably needed an update …
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HeyWillson (He/Him) @heywillson.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I lived in Honduras for a few years in the 80s & our maid was an absolute wiz at making frijoles refritos - she used the waste bacon fat which I am convinced was what made them so good. Restaurants served the beans in a cazuela which was over an anafre with a fire in it to keep things hot. Delicious
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HeyWillson (He/Him) @heywillson.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Undead Patron from the Ravenloft: The Horrors Within material. Should be fun and nothing could *possibly* go wrong … not a thing … 😅😳
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HeyWillson (He/Him) @heywillson.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Hi! I’m your appendix, a small, thin pouch of tissue attached to your large intestine in the lower right part of your abdomen. Some 30 years ago, I popped like a piñata & you flatlined briefly! Good times. You lived, I ended up as medical waste. But I still got my revenge - now you have acid reflux
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HeyWillson (He/Him) @heywillson.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
1. You got this. 2. Everyone at the table is there to have fun. 3. TPKs can happen, it’s okay. 4. Work with the players as they make their characters to incorporate their story into the narrative. 5. Read ‘Proactive Roleplaying’ by Jonah & Tristan Fishel ISBN: 978-1-956403-44-2
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HeyWillson (He/Him) @heywillson.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
First they have the space. Then they sell the space. Now they want to buy the space back. Smacks of Snart planning: “There are only four rules you need to remember: make the plan, execute the plan, expect the plan to go off the rails, throw away the plan.”
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HeyWillson (He/Him) @heywillson.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I was surprised to learn that 7Up tastes nothing like 7 or Up.
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HeyWillson (He/Him) @heywillson.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Don’t be, you will be okay. Every DM has nerves before a new game. Know the players and their characters motivations, prepare modestly and remember what Snart said: “Make the plan, execute the plan, expect the plan to go off the rails, throw away the plan." You got this!🫶🏻
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HeyWillson (He/Him) @heywillson.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Oh it was vandalized … by Trump and his security detail 🤣
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HeyWillson (He/Him) @heywillson.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Oh modems! I forgot I had the acoustic coupler … that was a real squawk box 😂😂
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HeyWillson (He/Him) @heywillson.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
This is what my computer days started on … the venerable Tandy TRS-80 Color Computer aka “CoCo”, complete with audio tape drive, joysticks and a thing I called the “toilet paper printer” that used a continuous roll of paper 4.5” wide 😅 ah, good times 😂
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HeyWillson (He/Him) @heywillson.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
The funny part is, they’re talking the unfloppy 3.5” diskettes. Meanwhile I have a large number of the older 5.25” floppy diskettes and I have no idea what they’d think of those😂
A five point two five inch (5.25”) floppy diskettes labeled Documents.
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HeyWillson (He/Him) @heywillson.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Also, some pics of my copy, a beautifully bound hardcover book that got here in very good condition via international post. Pretty cool, eh? 🇨🇦
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HeyWillson (He/Him) @heywillson.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
“You kids and your new-fangled dances … I can’t move like I used to, damnit!” MM
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HeyWillson (He/Him) @heywillson.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
The storm has passed, leaving us a pretty rainbow. Nature at its finest …
Rainbow over trees framing a stormy sky.
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HeyWillson (He/Him) @heywillson.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
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HeyWillson (He/Him) @heywillson.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Cute BlueSky license generated from: kojira.github.io/bluesky-lice... Thanks go to @thebitterguy.bsky.social for the cue. Non-invasive analysis done of your profile and posts here on BlueSky.
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HeyWillson (He/Him) @heywillson.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
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HeyWillson (He/Him) @heywillson.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
So apparently @disney posted this on Threads but quickly deleted it. Let’s keep it going here: “Share a #Disney quote that sums up how you’re feeling right now💫 “ I’ll start in response.
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HeyWillson (He/Him) @heywillson.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Someone batted it out of the Halloween art park on their garage door this year!
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HeyWillson (He/Him) @heywillson.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
@jonmarkhicks.bsky.social what do you think? Smash or Pass?
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HeyWillson (He/Him) @heywillson.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
I got four … well, six of this size … also two more closer to real sword size … and then there are the four light sabres … and …. (I may have a problem?🤣😳😅)
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HeyWillson (He/Him) @heywillson.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Congress: it’s summer, gone fission … 🍄
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HeyWillson (He/Him) @heywillson.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Party: How did you get your magic? Warlock: I had a cold one with an old one. 😅😳
Party: How did you get your magic?
Warlock: I had a cold one with an old one.
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HeyWillson (He/Him) @heywillson.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
P01135809 has issued an order to Veterans Affairs Hospitals allowing workers and doctors to discriminate against vets and VA doctors. www.murray.senate.gov/trump-admini... www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
President Trump and Secretary Collins have green-lit discrimination against veterans and VA doctors. Under new rules, veterans can be blocked from getting care & doctors can be barred from working at VA hospitals for the sole reason that they are unmarried, unionized, are Democrats, or gay or trans
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HeyWillson (He/Him) @heywillson.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Looks like Momma Nature is putting the “wash” in Washington DC for todays Dick-Tater parade🤣
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HeyWillson (He/Him) @heywillson.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
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HeyWillson (He/Him) @heywillson.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
One led to the other in the early 1980s last century 🤣🫶🏻
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HeyWillson (He/Him) @heywillson.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
I am actively promoting the expunging of his name from all places and using a number to indicate his presence. There is #47 as he is the 47th of his kind. I like P01135809, the identifier issued him at the Fulton County Jail in Atlanta, Georgia when he was booked and given an inmate number. 🤣🫵
Donut Trump, the Cheeto Cheapo, Pope Wannabe and inmate P01135809.
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HeyWillson (He/Him) @heywillson.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
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HeyWillson (He/Him) @heywillson.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
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HeyWillson (He/Him) @heywillson.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
This one looks good - The Lost Bookshop by Evie Woods ISBN-13: 978-0008646042
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HeyWillson (He/Him) @heywillson.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Burnt out, need to relax but doing nothing and guilt is all the brain has on the menu …
Purple person says to reddish-pink brain: We are burnt out and need to relax

Reddish-pink brain replies to purple person:
The best I can do is waste time by not doing anything while feeling guilty as fuck
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HeyWillson (He/Him) @heywillson.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
I hope this email 📧 doesn’t find you … I hope you’ve escaped and now you’re free!
Cat in a pond, text states I hope this email doesn’t find you I hope you’ve escaped and now you’re free!
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HeyWillson (He/Him) @heywillson.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
I’ll get my shovel … (The Necromancer dwarf in full armor brought to you by @cme_t in the web comic “The Weekly Roll” an absolutely hilarious D&D themed comic strip about the life and times of a party of murder hobos 🤣👍💖)
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HeyWillson (He/Him) @heywillson.bsky.social · 06/09/2024
(Left) Where it started. (Right) How it’s going. New specs, slightly new look. And I need a haircut.😳😝
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