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mrsomerton 2.0 @heythereadamhere.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

plz ban Will Stancil for wearing his skirt too short around me

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mrsomerton 2.0 @heythereadamhere.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

sorry for not updating the last few days, I had school anyway, Four Corners for today, in 0:50

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mrsomerton 2.0 @heythereadamhere.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

damm Eris, didn`t know you were freaky like that

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mrsomerton 2.0 @heythereadamhere.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

NEW ON SUBSTACK: Spiderman: Brand New Day is the biggest movie of the year, and the MCU's biggest smash in years. but is it really bigger than Avengers: Endgame? short answer: no. the following is the long answer:

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Brave New Day is no Avengers: Endgame

a non-review of the new Marvel Cinematic Universe movie

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mrsomerton 2.0 @heythereadamhere.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

AI: It’s just as susceptible to mass hysteria as you!

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mrsomerton 2.0 @heythereadamhere.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

DISHONOR ON YOU! DISHONOR ON YOUR CRUDE!

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mrsomerton 2.0 @heythereadamhere.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

someone took away this hospital patient's crutch and they fell down to the ground. this can only mean one thing; the doctors were keeping him dependent on the crutch so he wouldn't learn how to walk by himself

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mrsomerton 2.0 @heythereadamhere.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

"but that's staged, he's just doing it to look good!" and Mamdani isn't? they're both public political figures, at the end of the day

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mrsomerton 2.0 @heythereadamhere.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

hmmmm.... AI is... *spins wheel* neo-pagan, and... *spins wheel again* fascist, and.... *spins wheel a third time* a cult yup, ready to post

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mrsomerton 2.0 @heythereadamhere.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

i don't think i've said it enough, but this game really is fun as hell. Four Corners for today, in 0:53

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mrsomerton 2.0 @heythereadamhere.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

I think I found my new favorite guy holy shit

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mrsomerton 2.0 @heythereadamhere.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

I think I found my new favorite guy holy shit

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mrsomerton 2.0 @heythereadamhere.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Make your favorite film sound as boring as possible without giving away the title. two people with no experience flying a plane struggle to fly a plane

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mrsomerton 2.0 @heythereadamhere.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

JCO LIVE FOOTAGE:

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mrsomerton 2.0 @heythereadamhere.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

first thing I saw when I opened his Twitter. F in chat

Dave Conte
@Davemconte
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I was never much of a TV watcher. The only two TV shows I watched for years were “Curb Your Enthusiasm” and “ Real Time with Bill Maher.”

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mrsomerton 2.0 @heythereadamhere.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

and here, I thought Dale Earnhardt was dead...

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business goose🪿 @goose.art · 30/08/2026

one time i was in miami at an event, i guess they paid pitbull to show up. he gets on stage and everyone freaks out screaming. he picks up the mic. "HELLO MIAMIIII, You know how they say New York is the big apple? well miami is the PINEAPPLE BABYYYY" and then he walked off stage.

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mrsomerton 2.0 @heythereadamhere.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

you jest, mallow, but honestly there might be something to this. for a while, i've been rotating the idea in my head the idea that mainstream acceptance of outsider/deviant groups might have some correlation with economic and social prosperity.

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mrsomerton 2.0 @heythereadamhere.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

seriously, this is his party's platform. trust me, the more you read it, the dumber it gets

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mrsomerton 2.0 @heythereadamhere.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

sure is funny to see Hinkle get angry at someone for misusing words when his claim to fame is misusing the word "communist" for a living

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mrsomerton 2.0 @heythereadamhere.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

am more of a dihydrogen monoxide guy myself, but I see the appeal

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mrsomerton 2.0 @heythereadamhere.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

it's not a terribly strong fleshed out idea, and no doubt there are some flaws within it, but I do think it is a pretty interesting one look at the nations that top the HDI and equaldex lists, for example

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mrsomerton 2.0 @heythereadamhere.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

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mrsomerton 2.0 @heythereadamhere.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

CISGENDER IS DEAD AND GENERAL MOTORS IS ALIVE

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mrsomerton 2.0 @heythereadamhere.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Make your favorite film sound as boring as possible without giving away the title. two people with no experience flying a plane struggle to fly a plane

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mrsomerton 2.0 @heythereadamhere.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

looked up who this is about and apparently she seems to have deactivated her account. weird stuff

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mrsomerton 2.0 @heythereadamhere.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

you have no idea how nerve-wracking this one was... @ens0.me`s Four Corners for today, in 1:11

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mrsomerton 2.0 @heythereadamhere.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Welcome to Bluesky. Please familiarize yourself with the following accounts to understand the range of opinions it is acceptable to express.

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mrsomerton 2.0 @heythereadamhere.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

i, too, was almost tripped up by the final category.... Four Corners for today, in 1:37

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mrsomerton 2.0 @heythereadamhere.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

site was down for a moment and i got scared... anyway, Four Corners for today, in 0:29

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mrsomerton 2.0 @heythereadamhere.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

ehhhh… Four Corners for today, in 1:47

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mrsomerton 2.0 @heythereadamhere.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

NEW ON SUBSTACK: the following is kind of a teaser for a longer NFL post i'll have up next week. enjoy!

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The 2026 NFL season- in 32 sentences or less...

32 teams will enter- only 1 will leave....

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mrsomerton 2.0 @heythereadamhere.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

alright, I'll probably be taking most of the week off from Bluesky. don't forget to check out my Substack, guys! -Adam

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mrsomerton 2.0 @heythereadamhere.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

and the infuriating things is that it's not because Haberman only got half the story, it's because she's saving the other half for her next book

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mrsomerton 2.0 @heythereadamhere.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

it's the comeback of the year.... Chevy Chase, as Professor Dumbledore

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mrsomerton 2.0 @heythereadamhere.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

just saying, Kamala would not have been this stupid

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mrsomerton 2.0 @heythereadamhere.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

and after this long, they are likely very reticent to admit that their friends and colleagues have become the bad guys. or even worse, that they likely always have been the bad guys

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mrsomerton 2.0 @heythereadamhere.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

just look at how these people reacted when Lindsey Graham died, or how Chuck Schumer talks about doing workout deals with Congressional Republicans, and you'll get an idea of how close the Capitol Hill parties are to each other

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mrsomerton 2.0 @heythereadamhere.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

imo i think it boils down to this: a lot of the people on Capitol Hill that are responsible for the Current Situation(tm) also happen to be the same people that Democratic congresspeople and media people have worked with/hung out with/gotten close to over the past few decades

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mrsomerton 2.0 @heythereadamhere.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

i know i'm late to the whole DataRepublican nonsense, but I just had to show you this.... apparently she believes that an Asian daycare brainwashed her son into taking his shoes off in his own house?

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mrsomerton 2.0 @heythereadamhere.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

down here in Texas, we drizzle a little barbecue on our data centers, to give our AI that signature Texas touch. now that's what I call homegrown...

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mrsomerton 2.0 @heythereadamhere.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

"huh, I thought China was ba'athist. the more you know"

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