Michael King 🩷 @heymichaelking.bsky.social · 14hTaylor hasn't shipped the Patient Zero vinyls, btw. 020
Michael King 🩷 @heymichaelking.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I still hate being sick but my boyfriend does make the experience suck much less 050
Michael King 🩷 @heymichaelking.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Well I've listened to Patient Zero 50 times now. 040
Michael King 🩷 @heymichaelking.bsky.social · 28/09/2026We declared Ariana Grande should be a bigger artist. 031
Reposted by Michael King 🩷MarkPochow ✨ @markpochow.com · 28/09/2026Oh so Madonna is a mess. Never heard her talk before. #VMAs 1211
Michael King 🩷 @heymichaelking.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Charli is so low energy at all times lol 030
Reposted by Michael King 🩷Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 23/09/2026In 9 months, Zohran Mamdani has: -Secured millions in worker restitution from DoorDash and UberEats -Launched the first stage of his universal childcare program -Cracked down on bad landlords -Balanced NYC's budget without cutting major social services This is what leadership looks like. 524217185794
Michael King 🩷 @heymichaelking.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Excellent news for Life of a Showgirl truthers who will not be bandwagoned into thinking this album isn’t sharp, brilliant, and joyful 060
Michael King 🩷 @heymichaelking.bsky.social · 22/09/2026In terms of Dua Lipa, you are either a Physical, a Levitating, or a Hallucinate. You can like all three, but you know which one is supreme for you. And, if you are a Hallucinate, you can sit with me. 171
Michael King 🩷 @heymichaelking.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I'm really enjoying Fortune's Weave and, so far, I do think Three Houses is still the best game in the series. 020
Michael King 🩷 @heymichaelking.bsky.social · 22/09/2026There are the 9 games that shaped me. Limited myself to one per franchise. 130
Michael King 🩷 @heymichaelking.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I love Taylor as much as any Swiftie but my playlist shuffled from Wi$h Li$t to The Albatross and my goodness. The journey. 040
Michael King 🩷 @heymichaelking.bsky.social · 19/09/2026The em dash has gotten a lot of the limelight in terms of signs of GPT tomfoolery. But I think a bigger tell is “not this, not this, but this” rhetoric. “He was not a director. Not a manager. But he was a leader.” AI posts stink of this. 020
Reposted by Michael King 🩷Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 18/09/2026He's so stupid *and* fascist that he thinks "repressive" is a compliment. 29146631101
Michael King 🩷 @heymichaelking.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I will not be convinced Myki Meeks' Drew Barrymore was remotely funny. 030
Michael King 🩷 @heymichaelking.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Miley album, tracks added to library: Let's Get Married, REDLIGHTS, Bass Persuades 120
Michael King 🩷 @heymichaelking.bsky.social · 17/09/2026We will scrub his ugly name off of anything that matters. Comically, his name will come to be associated with regional airports and a shameful stain on American history. 060
Michael King 🩷 @heymichaelking.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Being back in Astoria has been a joy. Now to find a fucking gym. 040
Reposted by Michael King 🩷benji (moon’s dad) @benjiarmi.bsky.social · 15/09/2026“If you don’t stand for something, you’ll fall for anything” - Robyn, ANTM cycle 1 081
Michael King 🩷 @heymichaelking.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I'm sad at the news we lost Bob Mackie, but I hate when people respond to celebrity deaths by being like 'ugh 2026 is the worst' or 'can 2026 be over yet?' I just don't think wishing time away is a very cool takeaway from grief. 040
Michael King 🩷 @heymichaelking.bsky.social · 13/09/2026The weather in New York today was drizzles and lazy days until it was suddenly GORGINA DUPREE and MUGGY. For more weather recaps, follow me here. 060
Michael King 🩷 @heymichaelking.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I'm glad no one's being fucking weird about Lady Gaga's baby. 130
Michael King 🩷 @heymichaelking.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Charli XCX is doing the number of shows she's doing because that's the demand, babes. 020
Reposted by Michael King 🩷Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 01/09/2026PabloReports: What do you make of Trump saying Americans who oppose data centers are backwards and poor? AOC: I mean, how about we put one in Mar-a-Lago? I love that. Let’s put a data center at Mar-a-Lago, and we’ll see how backwards and poor he is in response to that. 272117302991
Michael King 🩷 @heymichaelking.bsky.social · 30/08/2026The fight for worst modern US Drag Race season is tight between 15 and 18, but at least 15’s winner was a star. 020
Michael King 🩷 @heymichaelking.bsky.social · 29/08/202610 male game characters to get to know me: Geno (Mario RPG) Zidane (FF IX) Hikari (Octopath Traveler 2) Felix (Fire Emblem: Three Houses) Alcryst (Fire Emblem: Engage) Toad (Mario Kart: Double Dash!!) Mog (Final Fantasy VI) Mothim (Pokémon: Pearl) Edward (FF IV) Therion (Octopath Traveler) 050
Michael King 🩷 @heymichaelking.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Cannot imagine buying a vinyl for over $60. 030
Michael King 🩷 @heymichaelking.bsky.social · 27/08/2026My cat sleeps beside me every night and that really is such a strange little honor that I love so much. 080
Michael King 🩷 @heymichaelking.bsky.social · 26/08/2026never forgetstatic.klipy.comOver The Garden Wall: Auntie Whispers Bell CommandALT: Over The Garden Wall: Auntie Whispers Bell Command 050
Michael King 🩷 @heymichaelking.bsky.social · 26/08/2026You know what? It's probably exactly right, your religion. Your relationship with and understanding of God. How lucky, right? For you to be born in a family that led you to the exact right messaging? Nothing to question there. I wish more people would cater to how you feel, given your wisdom. 030
Michael King 🩷 @heymichaelking.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I love Tim Curry in IT. I love him in Rocky Horror. I love him in Over the Garden Wall. I love him in Home Alone 2. What a marvelous creature. I'm so glad we had him.static.klipy.comTim Curry's Dr. Frank-N-Furter Iconic SmirkALT: Tim Curry's Dr. Frank-N-Furter Iconic Smirk 0100
Michael King 🩷 @heymichaelking.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I like when I meet both halves of a couple and realize the annoying is matched up. 040
Michael King 🩷 @heymichaelking.bsky.social · 25/08/2026In a little more than a week, I pack up a truck and move back to Astoria with my baby @joshdanieldaniel.bsky.social 130
Michael King 🩷 @heymichaelking.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Preparing to be back in New York City is mostly a matter of preparing to grimace at all prices, forever. 050
Michael King 🩷 @heymichaelking.bsky.social · 24/08/2026I almost never do this but I shaved the stache 1200
Michael King 🩷 @heymichaelking.bsky.social · 23/08/2026QTP with you and your favorite Eeveelution 1111
Michael King 🩷 @heymichaelking.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Two Stellas and a burger and I am declaring Sunday the best day 050
Michael King 🩷 @heymichaelking.bsky.social · 23/08/2026When I sing All Too Well, I say “back before you lost the one real thing you’ll ever know,” and that’s still pointed directly at my ex. 060
Michael King 🩷 @heymichaelking.bsky.social · 22/08/2026When I first moved to New York, I would go to gay bars to watch Drag Race in an attempt to find gay friends. It was a fail. However, this practice led to one of my favorite New York stories. Watch this space. 1100
Michael King 🩷 @heymichaelking.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Guys, the live action Lion King is the worst thing ever 030
Michael King 🩷 @heymichaelking.bsky.social · 21/08/2026My first boyfriend went no-contact after we broke up. This is, of course, up to him, and I support anything that makes him feel confident and strong, but the road since has had its griefs on my end. Last night, he showed up in my dreams and we cleared the air. A lingering hope, I guess. 060
Michael King 🩷 @heymichaelking.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Melania cracking a funny at the public appearance clearly arranged to combat the Natalie Harp story: I HURT YEW MEEST MEE! 011
Reposted by Michael King 🩷Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Jon Ossoff: “Donald Trump would rather fly around in a gilded plane than do his job.” Republicans: “DONALD TRUMP IS NOT A PEDOPHILE WHO SHITS HIMSELF AND CHEATS ON HIS WIFE AND HIS TAXES!!!!!!!” 12552941219
Michael King 🩷 @heymichaelking.bsky.social · 19/08/2026QTP with your favorite Grass-type Pokémonstatic.klipy.comLeafeon Eeveelution SleepingALT: Leafeon Eeveelution Sleeping 040
Michael King 🩷 @heymichaelking.bsky.social · 18/08/2026I'm gonna fucking saying it: It's Rarely Funny in Philadelphia. 040
Reposted by Michael King 🩷Brian Lynch @brianmichaellynch.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Donkey Kong's arch enemy should be Monkey Kong who is a donkey 623732634
