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Todd Martin

@heyitstodd.bsky.social
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Always choose kindness. Except to MAGA supporters. Fuck those assholes.

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#VeryAsian Eric @ektaka.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Roberts is watching as his legacy turns to 💩
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Todd Martin @heyitstodd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
To any and all media members. The next time the Rapeublican Pedodent says that your work is "Fake News", the correct repky is "No, you weighing 230 pounds is fake news" Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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Todd Martin @heyitstodd.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
#Mariners
An image of the phrase " mostly dead is slightly alive"  from the movie  "The Princess Bride"
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Who did this? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Todd Martin @heyitstodd.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Man, this #TFIT (Trump's a Fucking Idiot Tax) is getting out of control.
An image of a credit card charge of $117.10 for gasoline.
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Todd Martin @heyitstodd.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Todd Martin @heyitstodd.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
#Mariners fans thought we had a stack of #1 pitchers, but right now it looks more like a pile of #2.
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Todd Martin @heyitstodd.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Do not forget that we will be paying interest on the Tariff paybacks for the rest of our lives, at least until the United States declares bankruptcy.
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Todd Martin @heyitstodd.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I don't know about all of you out there, but every once in awhile I got to hear me some Eddie Money.
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Meidas Rick ❌🚫🇺🇸🇮🇪🇺🇦🇨🇦🇬🇱💙🐸 @sgtrick.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Stop making fun of Trump’s hair or else there will be hell toupée.
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KittyKatGirl😻🙏💞🐞 @mary1kathy.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
To all the Trump supporters out there…
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Todd Martin @heyitstodd.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Turns out they were playing "Taps". My bad.
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Todd Martin @heyitstodd.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
While I do enjoy bad things happening to bad people, we all know that the replacement is likely to be an even bigger shitbag.
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Todd Martin @heyitstodd.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
9-1 #Mariners in the 5th, and I'm not comfortable.
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Todd Martin @heyitstodd.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Not exactly what I was going for when I went to bed.
A notification from a sleep tracking app reporting that quote it looks like you took a nap at 00:10 for 19 minutes"
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Todd Martin @heyitstodd.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Well, Mr. Woo, that is one way to make your road splits look better. #Mariners
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Todd Martin @heyitstodd.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The 90%+ rate is based upon brains donated to the study. IMO, there is a bias in that family members who suspected CTE would be more likely to submit the brains for study. I strongly believe the number to be significantly above 25%, but I'm skeptical that it would be as high as the donated brains.
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Todd Martin @heyitstodd.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I'm telling you we are at the point in the #Mariners season where you can hear the soft, faint horns playing the theme from Rocky.
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Todd Martin @heyitstodd.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Apparently this guy has no family members to protect him from setting all of his money on fire. If there is anyone close to him, the competence hearings should have already taken away any access to any funds.
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Todd Martin @heyitstodd.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Josh Naylor has a chance to either join or possibly create a new 30-30 Club - 30 Stolen Bases with a 30+ BMI #Mariners
An image of Mariners 1st Baseman Josh Naylor running the bases.
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Todd Martin @heyitstodd.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I've got an idea for a new reality show.
An image of Natalie Harp and Donald Trump clasping each other's arms with the caption "Ho2 & The Blowhard"
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Todd Martin @heyitstodd.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Is it bad that going into tonight, you could have been talking about the Sounders, Storm, or Mariners?
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Todd Martin @heyitstodd.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Oh #Mariners, how could I ever doubt you?
A Man on webcam saying "No Doubt"
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Todd Martin @heyitstodd.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Dear Baseball Gods, please do not destroy me again today. #Mariners
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Todd Martin @heyitstodd.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Having kept score of many games, I'm squarely in the '10 batters' camp, as it is at that point that the defensive teams suffers the indignity of the crossed out inning numbers. Also, as someone with a math degree, I consider the circle closed only when the starting point is reached a second time.
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Todd Martin @heyitstodd.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Went for some nostalgia played the "One Hit Wonders" playlist. So far, I've heard: - "Sultans of Swing" - Dire Straits - "Heaven on Earth" - Belinda Carlisle - "Like a Prayer" - Madonna - "Hungry Heart" - Bruce Springsteen #Spotify I do not think those words mean what you think they mean.
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Todd Martin @heyitstodd.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
We go live to Dan Wilson in the Mariners clubhouse.
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Todd Martin @heyitstodd.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
C'mon, #Mariners, I thought we agreed that our weekly run scored would be on Fridays.
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Todd Martin @heyitstodd.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
So, the Rapeublican Rapepresident gets to appoint a #TeamPedoProtector captain. Does anybody out there still want to argue that not voting is an option?
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Todd Martin @heyitstodd.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
So far, the #Mariners "New Look Offense" looks remarkably like the "Same Old, Same Old Offense". #LosingHope
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Todd Martin @heyitstodd.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Cheater✔️ World Series Thief✔️ As a Mariners fan, I will not attend, listen, or watch another game if he were to join the team.
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Todd Martin @heyitstodd.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Separately, she's polling well internally with Republicans to replace Todd Blanche as AG.
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The Naked Gardener @thenakeddgardener.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
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Todd Martin @heyitstodd.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Experian is expecting Warsh to go hard on interest rates.
A notification from Experian that I can get a new credit card with a rate as low as 130,000%
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Steve @tnsteve.com · 12/07/2026
Satan doing Satan things.
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Todd Martin @heyitstodd.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
On the plus side, this strengthens his case for the 2028 Republican Presidential nomination.
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Todd Martin @heyitstodd.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Good. One fewer World Series thief in the game soon.
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
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David Simon @audacityofdespair.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
That's great. We spoke as well and he expressed real regret for not driving a stake through Donald Trump and saving the republic when he had the chance. It took a while for him to say so as one blink meant yes, two meant no, and several in rapid succession meant Scott Jennings is a lying asshole.
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Todd Martin @heyitstodd.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I, too, would bet Shane's money that Cal will go on a tear now.
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Todd Martin @heyitstodd.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
It only takes about seven of these redneck bumpkins to make a ton, so he is technically correct.
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Todd Martin @heyitstodd.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
What resources are you using to learn it?
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
👇👇👇👇
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Todd Martin @heyitstodd.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
The #Mariners have scored 4 runs today. That's got to be some kind of record, right?
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Todd Martin @heyitstodd.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Looks like #ShitHolaPalooza is going as expected.
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Todd Martin @heyitstodd.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
The #Mariners offense has exploded for TWO WALKS IN THE SAME INNING!! . The drought is finally over!
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Todd Martin @heyitstodd.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
"When you awaken, you will mark my bill as paid."
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Todd Martin @heyitstodd.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I would be using the cheese grater on my legs, followed by a bath in pure bleach .
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Brant Reeves @bireeves95.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Turning Point is a Terrible Organization….
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