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Todd Martin

@heyitstodd.bsky.social
684 followers 1.1K following 344 posts

Always choose kindness. Except to MAGA supporters. Fuck those assholes.

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Todd Martin @heyitstodd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
To any and all media members. The next time the Rapeublican Pedodent says that your work is "Fake News", the correct repky is "No, you weighing 230 pounds is fake news" Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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Todd Martin @heyitstodd.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
#Mariners
An image of the phrase " mostly dead is slightly alive"  from the movie  "The Princess Bride"
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Who did this? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Todd Martin @heyitstodd.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Man, this #TFIT (Trump's a Fucking Idiot Tax) is getting out of control.
An image of a credit card charge of $117.10 for gasoline.
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Todd Martin @heyitstodd.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
#Mariners fans thought we had a stack of #1 pitchers, but right now it looks more like a pile of #2.
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Todd Martin @heyitstodd.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I don't know about all of you out there, but every once in awhile I got to hear me some Eddie Money.
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Meidas Rick ❌🚫🇺🇸🇮🇪🇺🇦🇨🇦🇬🇱💙🐸 @sgtrick.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Stop making fun of Trump’s hair or else there will be hell toupée.
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KittyKatGirl😻🙏💞🐞 @mary1kathy.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
To all the Trump supporters out there…
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Todd Martin @heyitstodd.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
9-1 #Mariners in the 5th, and I'm not comfortable.
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Todd Martin @heyitstodd.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Not exactly what I was going for when I went to bed.
A notification from a sleep tracking app reporting that quote it looks like you took a nap at 00:10 for 19 minutes"
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Todd Martin @heyitstodd.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Well, Mr. Woo, that is one way to make your road splits look better. #Mariners
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Todd Martin @heyitstodd.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I'm telling you we are at the point in the #Mariners season where you can hear the soft, faint horns playing the theme from Rocky.
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Todd Martin @heyitstodd.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Josh Naylor has a chance to either join or possibly create a new 30-30 Club - 30 Stolen Bases with a 30+ BMI #Mariners
An image of Mariners 1st Baseman Josh Naylor running the bases.
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Todd Martin @heyitstodd.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I've got an idea for a new reality show.
An image of Natalie Harp and Donald Trump clasping each other's arms with the caption "Ho2 & The Blowhard"
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Todd Martin @heyitstodd.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Dear Baseball Gods, please do not destroy me again today. #Mariners
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Todd Martin @heyitstodd.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Went for some nostalgia played the "One Hit Wonders" playlist. So far, I've heard: - "Sultans of Swing" - Dire Straits - "Heaven on Earth" - Belinda Carlisle - "Like a Prayer" - Madonna - "Hungry Heart" - Bruce Springsteen #Spotify I do not think those words mean what you think they mean.
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Todd Martin @heyitstodd.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
We go live to Dan Wilson in the Mariners clubhouse.
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Todd Martin @heyitstodd.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
C'mon, #Mariners, I thought we agreed that our weekly run scored would be on Fridays.
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Todd Martin @heyitstodd.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
So, the Rapeublican Rapepresident gets to appoint a #TeamPedoProtector captain. Does anybody out there still want to argue that not voting is an option?
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Todd Martin @heyitstodd.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
So far, the #Mariners "New Look Offense" looks remarkably like the "Same Old, Same Old Offense". #LosingHope
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The Naked Gardener @thenakeddgardener.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
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Todd Martin @heyitstodd.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Experian is expecting Warsh to go hard on interest rates.
A notification from Experian that I can get a new credit card with a rate as low as 130,000%
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Steve @tnsteve.com · 12/07/2026
Satan doing Satan things.
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
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David Simon @audacityofdespair.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
That's great. We spoke as well and he expressed real regret for not driving a stake through Donald Trump and saving the republic when he had the chance. It took a while for him to say so as one blink meant yes, two meant no, and several in rapid succession meant Scott Jennings is a lying asshole.
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
👇👇👇👇
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Todd Martin @heyitstodd.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
The #Mariners have scored 4 runs today. That's got to be some kind of record, right?
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Todd Martin @heyitstodd.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
The #Mariners offense has exploded for TWO WALKS IN THE SAME INNING!! . The drought is finally over!
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Brant Reeves @bireeves95.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Turning Point is a Terrible Organization….
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Diedrich Bader @diedrichbader.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Of course he’s a SPURS fan They got him out of going to Vietnam
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Todd Martin @heyitstodd.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
The Supreme Court is acting as a time-machine, setting us back 150 years.
A political cartoon style image of a crying Statue of Liberty with black smoke instead of the flame of liberty coming out of her torch.  Around her neck, she wears a sign reading "closed for De-Reconstruction"
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Dave @carlsbaddave.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
A warning to anyone planning to attend a World Cup game: Do not attend a World Cup game in the United States. Even American citizens are at risk of being kidnapped, beaten, murdered, or placed in an inhumane detention facility. A football (soccer) game is not worth the risk. STAY HOME!!
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Todd Martin @heyitstodd.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
#Mariners fans, Rob Refsnyder is... 1️⃣ A Hall of Famer 2️⃣ A First Ballot Hall of Famer 📊 Show results
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Iowa Hippie @iowahippie.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
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Todd Martin @heyitstodd.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Proud to say that on this day of remembrance, I did not check the mailbox even once, nor did I attempt to enter any business which was closed for the holiday. #LittleVictories
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Todd Martin @heyitstodd.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
For confused fans, I looked it up on the internet, and what the #Mariners are doing right now is called "scoring runs".
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Coko @coko.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Don't start no shit, won't be no shit! 🤭
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Brad Lander @bradlander.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
TFW when your 82-year-old Midwestern dad can’t take your call because he’s too busy organzing against ICE.
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Todd Martin @heyitstodd.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Helpful tips to deal with the "Trump is an Idiot Tax"
Tips to save on gas

- check your tires
- reduce your speed
- avoid lots of starts and stops 
- get rid of extra weight 
- don't go to war because Israel tells you to
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Todd Martin @heyitstodd.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
The Confederacy of Shithole Southern Taker States (COSSTS) is determined to make the entire nation a Racist Shithole. Decent people need to lay aside their decency and fight with rage and fury.
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My Mother's Daughter 🤍 @teegeebo10.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Thanks lovey! @pattyger.bsky.social Yes, we need to get rid of each and every one of them. It can't come soon enough! Happy Taco Tuesday P! 💃🪇💃🪇💃🪇💃🪇 Always grateful. 💕🫂💕
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RedStateBlues @coolsprings.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
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Todd Martin @heyitstodd.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
This DVD has been on display at my local library for a few weeks, and I cannot prevent my tiny little brain from thinking "Danny DeVito is in a new movie"
The cover for the movie "One Life" featuring an image of Anthony Hopkins, whom my brain identifies as Danny DeVito.
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Todd Martin @heyitstodd.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Emerson HancocKKKKKKKKK with 9K's! #Mariners
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Azul = Blue @azulequalsblue.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Taking care of business. We need to do this and move on.
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Todd Martin @heyitstodd.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Mark DeRosa just announced that he is excited to have qualified for tomorrow's #WBC championship game.
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Mr. Spock 🖖 @spockresists.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Remember this. Bill Clinton will be interviewed today. So for future reference. Republicans have set the precedent to compel testimony from former presidents.
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Todd Martin @heyitstodd.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Josh Johnson is rapidly becoming one of my favorite comedians. He mixes humor along with empathy, history, and even morality in a very joyous manner. This is a fantastic take on the Super Bowl halftime show. youtu.be/0TQDxoSNikI?...
youtu.be
Bad Bunny Bowl Breakdown: The Politics & Powers over Puerto Rico
YouTube video by Josh Johnson
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Being Liberal ®🗽🏳️‍🌈 @beingliberal.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
#ReleaseTheFiles #EpsteinFiles
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