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Todd Martin

@heyitstodd.bsky.social
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Always choose kindness. Except to MAGA supporters. Fuck those assholes.

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Todd Martin @heyitstodd.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
#Mariners
An image of the phrase " mostly dead is slightly alive"  from the movie  "The Princess Bride"
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Todd Martin @heyitstodd.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Man, this #TFIT (Trump's a Fucking Idiot Tax) is getting out of control.
An image of a credit card charge of $117.10 for gasoline.
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Todd Martin @heyitstodd.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Todd Martin @heyitstodd.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Not exactly what I was going for when I went to bed.
A notification from a sleep tracking app reporting that quote it looks like you took a nap at 00:10 for 19 minutes"
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Todd Martin @heyitstodd.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Josh Naylor has a chance to either join or possibly create a new 30-30 Club - 30 Stolen Bases with a 30+ BMI #Mariners
An image of Mariners 1st Baseman Josh Naylor running the bases.
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Todd Martin @heyitstodd.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I've got an idea for a new reality show.
An image of Natalie Harp and Donald Trump clasping each other's arms with the caption "Ho2 & The Blowhard"
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Todd Martin @heyitstodd.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Oh #Mariners, how could I ever doubt you?
A Man on webcam saying "No Doubt"
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Todd Martin @heyitstodd.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
We go live to Dan Wilson in the Mariners clubhouse.
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Todd Martin @heyitstodd.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Experian is expecting Warsh to go hard on interest rates.
A notification from Experian that I can get a new credit card with a rate as low as 130,000%
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Todd Martin @heyitstodd.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
The Supreme Court is acting as a time-machine, setting us back 150 years.
A political cartoon style image of a crying Statue of Liberty with black smoke instead of the flame of liberty coming out of her torch.  Around her neck, she wears a sign reading "closed for De-Reconstruction"
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Todd Martin @heyitstodd.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Helpful tips to deal with the "Trump is an Idiot Tax"
Tips to save on gas

- check your tires
- reduce your speed
- avoid lots of starts and stops 
- get rid of extra weight 
- don't go to war because Israel tells you to
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Todd Martin @heyitstodd.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
This DVD has been on display at my local library for a few weeks, and I cannot prevent my tiny little brain from thinking "Danny DeVito is in a new movie"
The cover for the movie "One Life" featuring an image of Anthony Hopkins, whom my brain identifies as Danny DeVito.
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Todd Martin @heyitstodd.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Another liberal rag unfairly smearing the #CaptainBankruptcy #Economy
A Wall Street Journal headline proclaiming "The break is over. Companies are jacking up prices again "
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Todd Martin @heyitstodd.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Shockingly, these tariffs work like every other tariff in known history. #economics
USA Today headline stating that Americans, not other countries, paid Trump's tariffs in 2025
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Todd Martin @heyitstodd.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
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Todd Martin @heyitstodd.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
An edited version of the Jaws meme "you're going to need a bigger boat" , altered to say "you're going to need a bigger jar".
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Todd Martin @heyitstodd.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
#DefundICEStapo
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Todd Martin @heyitstodd.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Nothing like sitting back and letting the benefits of the AI economy roll in... #LateStageCapitalism
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Todd Martin @heyitstodd.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
AARP subtlely editorializes FTW
An article from AARP classifying the death of Dick Cheney as "Entertainment".
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Todd Martin @heyitstodd.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
"Eighteen" barely visible, with no more Count from Sesame Street
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Todd Martin @heyitstodd.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
#WorldSeries
The Count from Sesame Street saying "Seventeen... Ha Ha Ha
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Todd Martin @heyitstodd.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
#WorldSeries
The Count from Sesame Street saying "Sixteen... Ha Ha Ha
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Todd Martin @heyitstodd.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Too tired to create anything new, so I'm recycling my Mariners v. Tigers post.
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Todd Martin @heyitstodd.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
#Mariners
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Todd Martin @heyitstodd.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Captain Courageoes the #BlueJays fan, accuses #Mariners Bryan Woo is f hitting George Springer intentionally, runs when asked if Jays reliever hit Randy on purpose.
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Todd Martin @heyitstodd.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
#Mariners
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Todd Martin @heyitstodd.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
#Mariners
Count from Sesame Street saying "Fifteen..ha ha ha
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Todd Martin @heyitstodd.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
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Todd Martin @heyitstodd.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
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Todd Martin @heyitstodd.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
"A Fritz Swap"
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Todd Martin @heyitstodd.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
35% of the population is dead to me. #DonutsRule
An image of a survey reporting that 35% of people think donuts 
are overrated.
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Todd Martin @heyitstodd.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Is there another side?
InTouch magazine cover featuring Meghan Markle and a story titled " The Dark Side of OnlyFans"
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Todd Martin @heyitstodd.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Homer Simpson saying that it is funny because it is true
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Todd Martin @heyitstodd.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
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Todd Martin @heyitstodd.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
It means they are more likely to die of air, water, or food pollution, and much more likely to be killed by a cop.
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Todd Martin @heyitstodd.bsky.social · 26/08/2024
A text indicating that many but nit ask cats dislike the feeling of aluminum foil enough that it can be placed upon surfaces to discourage them from jumping onto them
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Todd Martin @heyitstodd.bsky.social · 13/07/2024
Spotted my 2nd DBC IRL today.
Images of a Fuel Carrier at sea, an Aircraft Carrier at Sea, and a Douchebag Carrier (a Tesla Cybertruck) at rest.
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Todd Martin @heyitstodd.bsky.social · 27/10/2023
This is my first ever notification on BlueSky. What the Hell have I gotten myself into?
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