Alex Su @heyitsalexsu.bsky.social · 25/07/2025Legal realizing that the contract they’re supposed to review already has a signature 050
Alex Su @heyitsalexsu.bsky.social · 20/04/2025Sales waiting for legal to finish reviewing a 100 page MSA after sending it to them 3 minutes ago 070
Alex Su @heyitsalexsu.bsky.social · 09/04/2025In house lawyers overhearing the sales team’s conversations 0102
Alex Su @heyitsalexsu.bsky.social · 17/03/2025Me watching White Lotus and hearing one of the characters mention “K&E” 0100
Alex Su @heyitsalexsu.bsky.social · 05/03/2025HLS grads when they get asked what law school they went to 0110
Reposted by Alex SuMichelle Strowhiro @strowhiro.bsky.social · 19/01/2025This is the last TikTok that TikTok will let me watch @heyitsalexsu.bsky.social 0151
Alex Su @heyitsalexsu.bsky.social · 09/01/2025The lawyer you pay $2,000 an hour talking to the other side’s lawyer 1163
Alex Su @heyitsalexsu.bsky.social · 21/12/2024That’s him, the guy who billed 300 hours to “attention to discovery” 0336
Alex Su @heyitsalexsu.bsky.social · 28/11/2024When your extended family asks how you like being a lawyer 1436
Alex Su @heyitsalexsu.bsky.social · 28/11/2024Feeling thankful for yet another social media platform for me to post bad memes and promote my Substack 3251
Alex Su @heyitsalexsu.bsky.social · 27/11/2024Serious post warning: The biggest thing holding you back in your career might be that you’ve chosen the wrong game to play. Here are some thoughts on what you should do instead. www.alexofftherecord.com/p/game-selec...alexofftherecord.comGame selectionThe thing holding you back isn't lack of work ethic or inadequate intelligence, it's that you've chosen the wrong game to play 170
Alex Su @heyitsalexsu.bsky.social · 28/08/2023Biglaw partners tallying up their hours for the year 0180
Alex Su @heyitsalexsu.bsky.social · 13/08/2023Biglaw partner, legal tech founder, general counsel 1200
Alex Su @heyitsalexsu.bsky.social · 26/07/2023Keeping my phone off today because I heard that good lawyers are hard to find 180
Reposted by Alex SuRyan Groff 🫧 @groffmryan.bsky.social · 04/07/2023Anyone else in legal/legaltech just go to @heyitsalexsu.bsky.social ‘s followers to find folks? 172
Alex Su @heyitsalexsu.bsky.social · 04/07/2023Just wanted to honor all Americans who will be out celebrating Independence Day this weekend by drinking and using fireworks. Torts hypos wouldn’t be the same without your sacrifice. 1122
Alex Su @heyitsalexsu.bsky.social · 02/07/2023Before you follow me here just know that I’m going to be far more annoying than I was on that other platform 3181
Reposted by Alex SuJ.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 02/07/2023Unblocking all my nemeses on Twitter so my posts count against their daily rate 915533
Alex Su @heyitsalexsu.bsky.social · 24/05/2023If you followed me for law related content bc that’s what I post on Twitter…hang in there. Just let me talk my shit first. 0110
Alex Su @heyitsalexsu.bsky.social · 24/05/2023I should block this one dude but how else am I gonna be able to track how many times he’s crossed me? 020
Alex Su @heyitsalexsu.bsky.social · 24/05/2023What do you call a subtweet when it comes in Tik Tok format? Bc I just made one of those. 130
Alex Su @heyitsalexsu.bsky.social · 24/05/2023Need to keep reminding myself to avoid getting pulled into Internet fights, especially on Twitter 131
Alex Su @heyitsalexsu.bsky.social · 11/05/2023When they find out I’m talking shit about them here 061
Alex Su @heyitsalexsu.bsky.social · 10/05/2023The worst part about legal tech is legal tech twitter 280
Alex Su @heyitsalexsu.bsky.social · 10/05/2023Posted a risky tweet, now just waiting for legal to reach out to me 550
Alex Su @heyitsalexsu.bsky.social · 08/05/2023Me: *opens Bluesky for a quick sec All of my friends from Twitter: 1100
Reposted by Alex SuMatt Margolis @itsmattslaw.bsky.social · 08/05/2023Collecting just a few likes per skeet 2163
Reposted by Alex SuJ.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 08/05/2023Why I’m not allowed to conduct employee investigations anymore 4213
Alex Su @heyitsalexsu.bsky.social · 08/05/2023Fuck yeah I’m recycling jokes, I’m trying to gain some clout over here ok 161
Alex Su @heyitsalexsu.bsky.social · 07/05/2023Just made a caption contest on Twitter, and promised to give away an invite code to whoever gets the most likes. So far the responses are absolutely hilarious. Need more invite codes so I can keep doing this. 130
Alex Su @heyitsalexsu.bsky.social · 06/05/2023Pretty sure AI will replace shitposters before the lawyers 130
Alex Su @heyitsalexsu.bsky.social · 05/05/2023Wonder how long I have to wait until it’s cool for me to promote my Substack here 260
Alex Su @heyitsalexsu.bsky.social · 05/05/2023They should require invite codes to join LinkedIn too 240
Alex Su @heyitsalexsu.bsky.social · 05/05/2023Honestly the “what’s hot” tab is too much chaos for me 210
Alex Su @heyitsalexsu.bsky.social · 05/05/2023Me last week: Well the next time they make a new social app I’m sure they’ll call their posts something better than “tweet” Me this week: Oh 010
Alex Su @heyitsalexsu.bsky.social · 05/05/2023Someone claiming to be the CEO of Bluesky just followed me. Not sure if it’s legit. I mean she doesn’t even have a blue check. 030
Alex Su @heyitsalexsu.bsky.social · 04/05/2023Humbled and honored to reach this milestone of 60 followers. Doesn’t matter that 57 of you are bots. 140
Reposted by Alex SuMatt Margolis @itsmattslaw.bsky.social · 04/05/2023Alright we got @jdotj.bsky.social , @heyitsalexsu.bsky.social, and @lizcgil.bsky.social - the band is almost back together 152
Alex Su @heyitsalexsu.bsky.social · 04/05/2023Me: This app is great, wonderful experience so far. What’s that? Oh yeah I used to see that show on TV when I was a kid. Some alien or animal living in someone’s house. Why do you ask? 020
