adam @heyimadam.bsky.social · 07/09/2025If you say bad shit about Michigan you’re saying bad shit about working class people, black people, same sex couples with kids, and college football caring people, and none of my people can find the end zone. 194
adam @heyimadam.bsky.social · 03/09/2025imagine telling the two people interacting that their interaction was not what they both agree it was 100
adam @heyimadam.bsky.social · 03/09/2025the sheer insanity to sit here on bluesky.com or whatever and be like "wow you're saying college football fans are bad?" like 220
adam @heyimadam.bsky.social · 03/09/2025alright when do you start saying mean things i'm kinda intrigued now 000
adam @heyimadam.bsky.social · 02/09/2025i respect you and your choices but i'll fucking kill myself before i pick computer sounds over sad boi guitars 000
adam @heyimadam.bsky.social · 02/09/2025I thought it was eat hot dish and lie although midwest emo clears bofa so I guess what you said is true damn 100
adam @heyimadam.bsky.social · 02/09/2025I respect that perspective but I’m never gonna not joke about Oklahoma sucking even though Oklahoma is fine 000
adam @heyimadam.bsky.social · 02/09/2025unfortunately, you do not have that correct. I am complaining about people in other regions talking about us like we’re helpless. I am southern and a college football fan and I enjoy making fun of both things. 000
adam @heyimadam.bsky.social · 02/09/2025no like this is exactly right. fuck dallas but I’ll fight someone from fuckin iowa who talks shit about dallas 010
adam @heyimadam.bsky.social · 02/09/2025huh that would be pretty gnarly if so. I don’t think I’ve heard the other 000
adam @heyimadam.bsky.social · 02/09/2025brother I’m as big a college football fan as there is. it’s okay to acknowledge that like 90% of the people who like this sport suck out loud 100
adam @heyimadam.bsky.social · 02/09/2025lmfao right. it’s not anything worse than what we say about the south 000
adam @heyimadam.bsky.social · 02/09/2025also like, the college football caring people are largely the problem lmfao like yes talk all the shit about them 190
adam @heyimadam.bsky.social · 02/09/2025we don’t need your help, we don’t need your pity. we know it sucks down here but also it’s the fucking best. we’re fighting the good fight against the odds and don’t want or need anyone throwing themselves in front of the bullets for internet likes. not like anyone actually gives a shit anyway. 190
adam @heyimadam.bsky.social · 02/09/2025this might be the worst tweet in the history of bluesky. we’ve learned to grit and bear the head pats from east coasters but midwesterners treating us like make-a-wish kids is a step too far. we’ve graduated from “just move lmao” to “please don’t yell at the sorry people” and this is way worse 560
adam @heyimadam.bsky.social · 20/08/2025It’s quite literally just a truck covered in trump-style stickers/flags but with GN’s name, which is directly poking fun at all the cars and trucks out there that look exactly like this with trump’s name. it’s a very simple joke that is not that deep 110
adam @heyimadam.bsky.social · 04/04/2025The huge bonus it provides in the short term is despite the inability to land it to this point is because jack is willing to throw it, it puts another pitch in the hitters’ mind, so the others play up. Kinda like the threat of a 3 is more important than making a 3 on defenses and spacing 000
adam @heyimadam.bsky.social · 20/03/2025we are so smart we fixed the internet just to make sure you know more than your friends 010
Reposted by adamThe Malcontents™ @malcontent.fun · 08/01/2025in preparation for the CFB final four, we have put together a little prediction post, like any good outlet should have. stickyglove.substack.com/p/the-panel-...stickyglove.substack.comThe Panel: 4 Fast 4 FuriousA December to Remember leads to Happy Honda Days 013
adam @heyimadam.bsky.social · 05/12/2024so i see fisher is choosing "fuck you in particular, oakland" 052
adam @heyimadam.bsky.social · 04/12/2024really continuing last year's theme of having the absolute most dog in em 020
adam @heyimadam.bsky.social · 04/12/2024when everyone healthy i'm not sure the sport is constructed to handle how good the mavs could be 010
