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Fraanesh lord of goblins

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Whimsy & world of warcraft with sexiness

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Fraanesh lord of goblins @hexmaster7.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Some monstrous groups on Facebook
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ShapeshiftingLizard @ziltoid1991.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
JK Rowling is an industry plant. Garbage writer only held up by shielding her from critique by claiming she made children read again (no, she didn't, see: youtu.be/LmfFpg15ECI).
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Harry Potter did NOTHING for literacy
YouTube video by Caelan Conrad
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Fraanesh lord of goblins @hexmaster7.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Gianna Michaels will return in avengers doomsday
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Rose Schmits @roseschmits.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Count binface will return in avengers doomsday
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The Secret Barrister @barristersecret.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Apparently £5million can’t buy you enough security to protect you from an imaginary threat.
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Fraanesh lord of goblins @hexmaster7.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Lying liar lies to pretend he's persecuted
Nigel Farage said Essex police warned him not to turn up to the vote count via SkyNews SkyNews admits an hour later that Essex police have not warned Nigel Farage to turn up at his vote count
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Susan of Hell @susanoftexas.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Dammit, the joke candidate won.
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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Bro. People are cool as fuck.
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Fraanesh lord of goblins @hexmaster7.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Ffs, someone hacked my reddit account that I've been using for over 5 years, spammed pictures of a woman in several different nsfw subreddits & got it permanently banned so I deleted it, it didn't have anything particularly special about it apart from the interests I've cultivated for years
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
i think we’re going in a healthy direction
2 panel comic

Panel 1: Heading: “Discussing Movies with Friends”
Three people sit around a table discussing a movie they just saw. The conversation goes:
Blue Person: I think it’s his best work
Yellow Person: Really?
Purple Person: It was pretty good

Panel 2: Heading: “Online Movie Discourse”
Yellow Guy is being dragged to hell by terrifying ghouls. They scream “WE SAW A BOOB AND IT SCARED US”
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CumuloPimbus 📦 Flatpack Shipwright 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @pimtyanimal.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
"If the EHRC is going to ban trans people from public toilets, they will become our public toilet." Fucking OUTSTANDING work. 👏👏👏
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Sign the Petition
Give UK trans people poo buckets, to be emptied weekly on the EHRC's doorstep
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UK Polyamory Association @uk-poly-assoc.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
The purpose of polyamory is to have enough partners to pull of a revolution.
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CumuloPimbus 📦 Flatpack Shipwright 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @pimtyanimal.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
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Tully Hart (Katherine Heigl) Crying in Firefly Lane
Alt: Tully Hart (Katherine Heigl) Crying in Firefly Lane
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Fraanesh lord of goblins @hexmaster7.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
My ship of Theseus joke was so good that I've been slowly changing parts of it until none of the original one existed
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Fraanesh lord of goblins @hexmaster7.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
The only really enthusiastic Reform UK supporter I know denies that they idolise Trump because everyone has seen how well Trump protects the Epstein files & is on benefits that Reform UK would take away from them 🤷‍♂️
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CumuloPimbus 📦 Flatpack Shipwright 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @pimtyanimal.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Xiaohongshu (which translates to "little red book" and not "red note") is monitored by the CCP. You cannot post critical content. Workers are burning down warehouses on a daily basis because of unpaid wages, and most people can barely afford to eat. People are suffering for fuck sake.
Xaiohongshu opened my eyes WIDE about the propaganda we've been fed for 40+ years. We were always told China was some dirty poor 3rd world country full of sweatshops and starving people and then I actually learned about China and realized everything we've been told was really about us here
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Musk should be forced to use his personal wealth to clean it up. Clean the moon, you dead eyed haddock-faced bitch. What do you mean it's too hard? you were going to have a city living on Mars as soon as 8 years ago. Do it by Tuesday.
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Ed Jefferson @edjefferson.com · 04/08/2026
Oh so having hobbies is illegal now is it
Man arrested after dressing up in 'Grim Reaper' costume on hospital roof and staring at patients
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Darklightsun @darklightsun.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Celebrating Babylon 5 being made available for free on #YouTube #B5
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Courtney Love Lies Bleeding 🫦 @hexadecibelle.fyi · 03/08/2026
say what you like about Rod Liddle
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Lisa Severn @lisasevern.uk · 02/08/2026
Advice for #Trans people and #Venues for dealing with complaints regarding the new EHRC code after Wednesday It's a Scottish campaign to provide safe places for trans people to pee but much of the advice will be applicable UK wide goodweeplace.com
EHRC’s Sex Segregation starts on 5th Aug.
Be careful how you respond.
The EHRC’s updated Code of Practice comes into force on 5 August 2026. It will change how organisations describe and manage access to single-sex services, including toilets.

For welcoming venues, the biggest immediate risk may be being wrong-footed into making a broad statement about your policy when somebody complains. A hurried response such as “we allow trans women to use the women’s toilets” could be presented as evidence that you knowingly operate the facility in a particular way.

Do not panic. Do not debate somebody’s sex in public. Do not humiliate or interrogate anyone. Keep your response calm, private and focused on safety, dignity, privacy and proportionate handling
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Fraanesh lord of goblins @hexmaster7.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Found this masterpiece warhammer 40k chaos Slaanesh warlord titan on Facebook which shows great skills with the idea of open sexuality which is rarely in official games workshop models
A heavily modified warhammer 40k giant model where it's a Slaanesh warped design, this angle gives a good size of the boobs that games workshop would never allow to exist in official Titan class Warlord bipedal machinesThis is the titan warlord next to the sized of the Slaanesh chaos space Marine for scaleThis is the rear of the model & shows the generous model with THICC gluteal area clearly on display
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Fraanesh lord of goblins @hexmaster7.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I don't understand, I spent years hiding my feelings because I'm polyamorous & terrified I will hurt & lose my girlfriend but now that I'm out, seeing someone else, my girlfriend has stayed with me being very supportive It feels so unreal, like throwing off shackles & finding you can fly
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, as a child. Off panel, someone says to her, “Enjoy your youth!”
The second panel shows child Sarah again, now frowning. The person off panel continues, saying “After you’re 30 you’ll be old and your life will basically be over.”
Before the last two panels there is text that reads “LIFE AFTER I TURNED 30.”
The third panel shows adult Sarah opening a door.
The fourth panel shows the door opens to a beautiful field with flowers, a rainbow, and a pond. Sarah says “Wait what.”
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Sardonicus @sardonicus.eu · 01/08/2026
cartoon 
Nancy on bed saying actually yeah maybe today satan
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Bethany~ @picklebee.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Hey fuck you I'm Walken here~
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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
People still think of Sweden as this sexually liberated place, but the reality is you're not even allowed to fuck inside the giant taxidermied Blue Whale anymore. Place has really changed.
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Fraanesh lord of goblins @hexmaster7.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Fifa is insanely corrupt & ruining football for everyone?
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Philip J Fry's Shocked Reaction
ALT: Philip J Fry's Shocked Reaction
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Anthony Oliveira @meakoopa.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
a: no
Anonymous asked:

Can Anthony Oliveira stop putting his kinks in everything he writes
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
what right wingers mean when they say immigrant
4 panel comic

Panel 1: 
Pink guy and White guy are having a chat.
White guy: Urrrgh! I’m so sick of immigrants! I’m moving to another country

Panel 2: 
Pink guy: So, you’re gonna become an immigrant?

Panel 3:
White Guy: Well yeah, but I’m white, so y’know…

Panel 4: 
White guy: Not like, an immigrant immigrant
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Fraanesh lord of goblins @hexmaster7.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
The only blue line I respect are the veins on particularly large breasts
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Fraanesh lord of goblins @hexmaster7.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I've had this more often that I expected
My fetish is saying some incredibly cornball shit and watching a gal speedrun the five stages of grief as she realises with horror that she still wants to fuck me
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Donald Johnson @donjohn8.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Star Trek vs Stargate
Star trek: THE PRIME DIRECTIVE FORBIDS US FROM INT ERFERING.
WE CANNOT SHARE OUR TECHNOLOGY.

SG1: ALL OF YOUR GODS ARE FALSE. HERE, TAKE THESE GUNS.
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sharontoplessactivism @sharontopless.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Outrageous!
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András Forgács W @andraswf.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
"£50 doesn't even buy a meal" WHAT MEAL ARE YOU HAVING????
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Fraanesh lord of goblins @hexmaster7.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
These people should be in prison but the American people want to see the end of America, they have been so poorly educated & propagandised to so heavily they have become the senate in star wars clapping the end of democracy
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Fraanesh lord of goblins @hexmaster7.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Yesterday, in work, I observed a woman gifted in the chest department wearing a small top because it was super hot outside, & the only person to comment on it was an old woman who decided to tell me she doesn't think the woman should've worn that top because she was "spilling out of it"
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Fraanesh lord of goblins @hexmaster7.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Angela White, yes, that Angela White said she had a crush on someone famous for ages & they turned out to be excellent in bed but in the snippet she posted on twitter she refused to elaborate about who it was so people have tried to guess & my favourite guess is "Weird AL" Yancovick
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Fraanesh lord of goblins @hexmaster7.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
From the pride marches pictures in Glasgow at the weekend I saw a woman who was wearing a polyamory top which made me wonder if I could have went too 🤔
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Fraanesh lord of goblins @hexmaster7.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Are you having fanatical thoughts about other people's crotches?

Has hating a minority group become your entire personality?

Do you obsess over bother people's toilet use?

If so, you could be a danger to others - it's time to seek help.

Contact our team: youneedhelp@leavetranspeoplealone.com
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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Ludicrous and embarrassing that in 2026, a leader of a democratic country has to go and bow before a hereditary monarch and ask permission to form a government.
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Fraanesh lord of goblins @hexmaster7.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I wish the speedrun broadcasts like ESA or gamesdonequick got as much love as the world cup but there would be a lot of pressure to cheat if it ever became that global a success
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⚸ Gingersnapped 🐺🌕🎃 @gingerspiced.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset" U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*
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Mrs PJ Haverstock @mrspjhaverstock.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I hate AI animal videos so much. And they’re so unnecessary! Real live animals do adorable and amazing things all the time!
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Fraanesh lord of goblins @hexmaster7.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Pride in Glasgow today? Afraid I'll be in work, no chance to see anything or anyone 😕 I have no idea if people celebrate polyamory in pride but I am happy it's happing.
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Chris Hutchings #ChoirsForClimate @hutchingsmusic.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Cult meme from King of the Hill:
"is this the free speech conference?"
"you can't report on us unless you only say what we want you to!"
"yeah, this is it"
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Byline Times @bylinetimes.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
'Patriot News' reporter Chris Atkins (scatatkins.bsky.social) was just kicked out of Liz Truss' CPAC conference for asking the wrong questions. So much for free speech.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Harry Potter fan who fell into a coma shortly after reading The Deathly Hallows wakes up in 2026
5 panel comic

Panel 1: Purple Guy excitedly sits down at their laptop, saying: Boy o’ boy, I wonder what my favourite Author’s up to!

Panel 2: Close up of a J K Rowling tweet where she says “The gay rights movement is currently host to a cannibalising ideology that blames and shames homosexuals for not sleeping with members of the opposite sex. Amnesty International is on the side of the persecutors.”

Panels 3 to 5: Purple Guy slowly closes their laptop, wondering how the billionaire author they loved has become so obsessed with the lives of people who have absolutely no effect on her existence.
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Jockyfox @jockyfox.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Clearly a really riveting session … @ottoenglish.bsky.social
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