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jaguarundi: the mystery cat

@hexlexia.bsky.social
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i know all the animals but one

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jaguarundi: the mystery cat @hexlexia.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
not liberal not conservative, but conservatorive: where we place every tech exec in conservatorship
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jaguarundi: the mystery cat @hexlexia.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
there really is no limit to the right's obsession with tormenting the soul of their #1 boy. he can only escape purgatory by debating all of them, but given the multiple ches it's not a line but a wheel of samsara. he'll spend eternity just out of reach of the pearly gates while they come and go 💀
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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
do you ever feel like a minion or da bob on a xxl t shirt fo today?
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jaguarundi: the mystery cat @hexlexia.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
reluctantly accepted that i subscribe to the dark forest theory of bicycle communication
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jaguarundi: the mystery cat @hexlexia.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
history has long danced around the fact that "trumpcession" pales in comparison to "trumpression"
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jaguarundi: the mystery cat @hexlexia.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
walter koenig as bester in B5 has gotta be one of the greatest tv villains out there
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hakman70.bsky.social @hakman70.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Split pea & smoked ham hocks/shanks. Touch of garlic salt, coarse ground black pepper and smoked paprika.
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jaguarundi: the mystery cat @hexlexia.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
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a close up of a man 's face in a car with a woman behind him .
ALT: a close up of a man 's face in a car with a woman behind him .
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jaguarundi: the mystery cat @hexlexia.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
unintentionally correct
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
I'm back on the religious psychosis beat with my review on M.I.A.'s latest album where I talk about being right, telling the truth, and conspiracy theories johnpaulbrammer.substack.com/p/mia-is-right
johnpaulbrammer.substack.com
M.I.A. Is Right
M.I.7, rightness, conspiracy, and Truth
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jaguarundi: the mystery cat @hexlexia.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
prediction markets are bullshit for a lot of reasons, but the most relevant is that they lack the interpretive flexibility to ask the really tough questions. like "does he know what a blockade is?"
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jaguarundi: the mystery cat @hexlexia.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
I used to be a piece of shit... slicked back hair, tight brown suit, sloppy spoo in the Zocalo, midnight meetings with the Centauri... you would not have liked me back then.
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grimm 🎃 @mugrimm.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Cutting up cucumbers into slices and dipping them in salsa like chips is a refreshing and healthy snack.
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jaguarundi: the mystery cat @hexlexia.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
bob dylan is to pseuds what the beatles are to teenagers
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jaguarundi: the mystery cat @hexlexia.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
"the best lack all conviction/the worst are full of passionate intensity" yeats left out that the mediocre are blessed with incandescent credulity
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jaguarundi: the mystery cat @hexlexia.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
"irony is the only spiritual form left in the world"
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jaguarundi: the mystery cat @hexlexia.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
the art of the deal is walking into a hostage situation and coming out with a murder-suicide pact
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jaguarundi: the mystery cat @hexlexia.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
why would anyone claim this if the most feasible alternative is simply not gloating about the war crimes you do on a chocolate holiday???
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jaguarundi: the mystery cat @hexlexia.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
dating after 30 is like being in a march madness bracket but you can't tell if you're winning or losing until it's too late
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jaguarundi: the mystery cat @hexlexia.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Doctors Hate Him! "Mewing Fixed My TMJ" Patient Says
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jaguarundi: the mystery cat @hexlexia.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
enm gangster called paulie cule
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jaguarundi: the mystery cat @hexlexia.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
communist china mieville… tremendous, we love him folks. what big words, but where’s the PLOT? when he calls all those magic wires a “skEIn” *crowd goes wild*
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jaguarundi: the mystery cat @hexlexia.bsky.social · 18/08/2023
crash (croenberg) is a great movie because shit like that does happen in toronto constantly
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jaguarundi: the mystery cat @hexlexia.bsky.social · 28/07/2023
if anything being born in a barn would make you more sensitive to leaving doors open
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