Reposted by HEZ 🍃HIGH LORD FALCON, OLIVKA RHO @livvywivvyy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026"i would die for you, i would kill for you" okay but would you go to the store for me. would you goto the. store ive just had a really long day and theres nothing in the fridge. would you go buy ingredients and. and cook for me and would you get snacks too. also i need you to do the dishes 1140721128
HEZ 🍃 @hexhez.bsky.social · 06/10/2026idk why I even listen to mbmbam anymore. just habit at this point? it feels like an obligation these days because I'm caught up on everything else all the time. i gotta get into audio books or something. 000
HEZ 🍃 @hexhez.bsky.social · 05/10/2026its so frustrating when i'm thinking about something the entire time i'm busy but the moment i sit down to write it? gone. 040
Reposted by HEZ 🍃Pete🔞 @stuckinapit.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Poor Otis, his truck broke down and left him stranded in bumfuck nowhere. And it's getting dark, too... But luckily a kind soul driving by slows down, and Otis will be more than happy to pay for a ride to the next gas station! 1/2 51008153
HEZ 🍃 @hexhez.bsky.social · 05/10/202610:45 on a Monday morning the girl handing me my emergency redbull drink asks "are you in a band?" ???? I cannot figure out if this is a compliment on my cool scumbag vibe or if she's just trying to figure out what my issue is 030
HEZ 🍃 @hexhez.bsky.social · 03/10/2026i think i have it in me to learn basic fire work. i just want to be able to do contact transfers. 030
HEZ 🍃 @hexhez.bsky.social · 02/10/2026god I'm tired of being sick!! sinus season is upon me and the amount of snot i am producing is a medical marvel. 030
HEZ 🍃 @hexhez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Like is there room for improvement? Yes! There's a lot that I struggle with, but at least that's the worst of it. Most everything I need help with is personal responsibility and frankly that's pretty luxurious in comparison to a lot of people my age. I get to be immature forever and its nice lmao 040
HEZ 🍃 @hexhez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Tbh I feel incredibly blessed that *overall* I live a pretty stress-free life. My health isn't good, yes, but I'm a DINK with a partner who respects me with extended family who loves me but leaves me alone. I like my job, my pets are polite, and I get to do whatever I want. 150
HEZ 🍃 @hexhez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026new wave of 18-20 y/os are taking shit so seriously again. like must we do this every few years. 100
Reposted by HEZ 🍃Thomas Ha @thomasha.bsky.social · 29/09/2026i should clarify, when i write people doing bad things, it's because i am bad. they are me. more importantly, when you read about those bad things, they also become you. that's how story works. in fact, you are going to think about murder before this skeet ends. how's that feel, sicko. 1764742485
Reposted by HEZ 🍃Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 14/09/2026 217733
HEZ 🍃 @hexhez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026omg yaaayyy!!! i haven't seen any of this before!!!!! I'm glad you're cracking into it because I know its something you've always wanted to do!!! 110
HEZ 🍃 @hexhez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026jesus there's no way I'm seeing serious proship/anti drama in 2026 like girls can we pack it up? 170
HEZ 🍃 @hexhez.bsky.social · 28/09/2026also the first and only time he has looked at me is when fucking brian nailed me in the chest with a wad of bread while i was fully not paying attention 130
HEZ 🍃 @hexhez.bsky.social · 28/09/2026despite literally seeing him in person I am still struggling to conceptualize Arin as a real person and not just a guy on tv I've been watching for nearly 15 years. such a bizarre feeling. 130
Reposted by HEZ 🍃 𝒃𝒆𝒄𝒂. 𓆩♡𓆪 @dailyrunway.bsky.social · 27/09/2026gillian anderson for paper magazine september 2026, photographed by yana van nuffel 1332126
HEZ 🍃 @hexhez.bsky.social · 28/09/2026we took edibles and i hope i turn into arin by the end of the night. i deserve his gender. 030
Reposted by HEZ 🍃ash taylor?! 🩷 @chording.it · 20/09/2026all the artists and creatives you love are fucked in the head and they are all terrified of you finding out and killing them for it 131301409
HEZ 🍃 @hexhez.bsky.social · 24/09/2026it got below 90 today and I'm back to porch sittin peepaw mode 040
Reposted by HEZ 🍃𝕾𝖙𝖗𝖆𝖓𝖌𝖊 𝕳𝖔𝖚𝖘𝖊 @strangehouse.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Pilgrims of the Murk Dome: DARKWALKERS Coming soon. 51012195
HEZ 🍃 @hexhez.bsky.social · 18/09/2026omg have funnnn! I'm excited to hear your thoughts. i wanna go this weekend!! 110
Reposted by HEZ 🍃mister B, vibe connoisseur @mister13eyond.bsky.social · 18/09/2026PLEASE look at this beautiful ves i commiss'd from @grozat.bsky.social , he's so gorgeous have you ever SEEN a man so sad and perfect 282
Reposted by HEZ 🍃adamantine @adamantine.bsky.social · 15/09/2026honestly i do love an age gap where the older character feels like they're being hunted for sport 91406606
HEZ 🍃 @hexhez.bsky.social · 13/09/2026It's so funny that I specifically have camera shyness. No stage fright, not scared of looking stupid, but the moment someone whips a camera out on me I fumble fucking everything. 130
HEZ 🍃 @hexhez.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I also gotta stop being baffled when people my age have children. Like big children! <- guy who is literally 35 061
HEZ 🍃 @hexhez.bsky.social · 13/09/2026i think its probably illegal to be completely incapable of communicating with children if you're doing cool tricks with a big colorful stick 150
HEZ 🍃 @hexhez.bsky.social · 13/09/2026i neeeeed to learn how to be around kids but i literally have never had kids in my life in any capacity so when one walks up to me I'm like uhhhhhh which is crazy for someone who spends not an insignificant amount of time in clown makeup doing levitation wand juggling. i gotta learn. 2100
Reposted by HEZ 🍃Coey! @coeykuhn.bsky.social · 10/09/2026ጎዪዐክ ረ፱ክፏ - New iron lung piece because predictably I’m in love with the monster 🙂↕️🩸 what a woman wowie 💞 Coeyandshy.com 10886330
HEZ 🍃 @hexhez.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I've got grief in my heart that its only Wednesday. I'm already over it. 010
Reposted by HEZ 🍃elspie @ gpose comms @elspie.etheirys.social · 31/08/20268tracks playlists from a decade ago remain the backbone of my music library 66328
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