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Haurchefant Stelegris@Coeurl, rated イイ for everyone! 7.1 spoilers!! Also lots of bird pictures! ko-fi gallery: bit.ly/3veMPBi

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Haurchefant @hersheyfont.bsky.social · 54m
GUESS WHAT DROPPED www.goodsmileus.com/products/nen...
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Haurchefant @hersheyfont.bsky.social · 4h
me 3 days ago at store: man can't believe they don't sell toblerone here dad today, completely separately without ever having heard me say this: *comes home with a 6 pack of toblerone* we get toblerone like once a year entirely at random, maybe if that
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waaaaaaa @hexkeys.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
XIV women week day 3 - heavensward #xivwomenweek #ffxivart
an illustration of ysayle from ffxiv standing on snow with dark clouds behind her.
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saku 🐺💖🐇 gateway fate 306 @sakulicina.net · 30/09/2026
A Knight to Remember. #sakuart || #ffxivart
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Jocelyn Anderson Photography @jocelynanderson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A Black-capped Chickadee checks a seed head for anything tasty.
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Haurchefant @hersheyfont.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
hehehehe...hehehe...
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Haurchefant @hersheyfont.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
horizon forbidden west yo i just walked into the strip in las vegas i also keep forgetting i can use bristlebacks as mounts b/c it's funnier making them explode
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Haurchefant @hersheyfont.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
*plotting once again to teach my next batch of students in the most unhinged way possible...*
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Haurchefant @hersheyfont.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
HFW *crying* when she's really scared and alone she hallucinates that her dad is there to save her WAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH yes i am continuing to be fixated on this
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Lunowli Bergana (and Roone!) @onetinypugilist.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
#7.56spoilers
Estinien on the floating isle replicating the horse at sea “man” meme
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Haurchefant @hersheyfont.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Unique chickadee 🪶
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Haurchefant @hersheyfont.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
7.56 spoilers AM I THE ONLY ONE SEEING THE POTENTIAL FOR A SERIOUS ROMEO AND JULIET STORYLINE WITH THE BRANDS They can never touch! but they can yearn! i hope it's very gay but i'm not averse to a straight couple really going through it either. all-inclusive suffering
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Haurchefant @hersheyfont.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
horizon forbidden west aloy is accumulating a lot of people emotionally attached to her and i can't blame them, have you seen her dynos ...i can't believe nil was the first one to notice she was hot stuff also can't believe the game has locked me out of pestering rost. sad
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Haurchefant @hersheyfont.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
waiting patiently for the 2 week spoiler embargo to be up so i can yell one thing and one thing only about 7.56
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Haurchefant @hersheyfont.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
happy to announce our aloe vera plant has made itself the mother of 8 new aloe pups after flowering twice this year so, uh now we have to rehome the pups
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Haurchefant @hersheyfont.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
*solemnly loading horizon forbidden west from a disc*
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Haurchefant @hersheyfont.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
i feel the whimsy taking hold of me...no! i will not impulse buy various supplies when i haven't even made concept art of my costume!!
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Etherington Brothers @etheringtonbros.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Our feature artist/tutorial today is this ESSENTIAL reference on FORESHORTENING ARMS, by the talented @kato_anatomy! It’s IMPOSSIBLE to foreshorten accurately unless you understand the CHANGING CROSS-SECTIONS of the forms you’re LOOKING ALONG, so this guide is PURE GOLD! #manga
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tamafry ✧ fortune’s weave ahead @tamafry.com · 17/09/2026
Haurchefant and Francel Firmament AU #haurchefant #ffxivart #ffxiv
An image of Haurchefant in crafting gear (dwarven cotton) carrying a crate, a box of Skybuilder's Soap, and Skybuilder's Rope. Francel is looking at Haurchefant, smiling. The spires of the Firmament make the background. Overhead, Ehl Tou is flying in a sky with white, dramatic clouds.
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Haurchefant @hersheyfont.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
HZD i stock up on echo shells only to run out of WIRES!!!!!! man
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Haurchefant @hersheyfont.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
with all the rain, the mosquitoes have finally made an appearance...........and last night one was in my bedroom ALL NIGHT!!!
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Haurchefant @hersheyfont.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
preparations for halloween have begun...
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Haurchefant @hersheyfont.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
forbidden west in my possession...now i must complete my HZD game...
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Haurchefant @hersheyfont.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
HZD 'summon a mount if you don't already have one nearby' me: cool *summons a mount to use as extra dps in a fight since they automatically attack enemies*
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Haurchefant @hersheyfont.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
AT LAST
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Haurchefant @hersheyfont.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
okay calling the realtors who keep harassing my parents to sell their house vultures is an insult to vultures especially when they keep texting ME about it. where did they get my number and why do they think i'm both my parents
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Haurchefant @hersheyfont.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
HZD I'm at the final battle, mom just beat it (after asking me to defeat the deathbringer) we did like 3-4 victory laps over meridian. i feel like we could've flown over other places to see what they were all up to anyway you'll see me doing side quests and refusing to defeat HADES for a while
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Haurchefant @hersheyfont.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
new patch spoilers but it's just me being unintelligible GAHHHH???
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Haurchefant @hersheyfont.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
we're all about to get hit in the feels tomorrow, huh
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Haurchefant @hersheyfont.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Peach update, corpses still appear on the daily…
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Haurchefant @hersheyfont.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
very funny that SE gave the game franchise that has 2(?) races that are literally female-only races because the OG designers were allergic to sexy men to the one guy who really loves making male thirst traps (yoshi-p)
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
In the first panel we see a dragon sitting on a pile of treasure. A speech bubble pointing off panel reads, “Dragon, why do you have all this treasure?”
In the second panel we zoom in on the dragons face. He simply says “shiny”.
In the third panel we pan to the left and see that there is a crow standing next to the dragon on the treasure.
In the fourth panel we zoom in on the crows face. He says “hell yeah”.
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Haurchefant @hersheyfont.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
were you trying for vaguely menacing stalker vibes, photobucket? seriously
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Haurchefant @hersheyfont.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
bsky added tweet thread counts...that means you can take a quick look at my tweets and know that there are 248 more to read, oh no
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Haurchefant @hersheyfont.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
mom: i walked by a buff guy today. it was NOT warm enough to ditch the shirt but he had no shirt and he smiled and said hi to me. i should have blown a kiss me: mom NO mom: i'd never do it. BUT I WANTED TO me: mom leave the gymbros alone
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Haurchefant @hersheyfont.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
frozen wilds daemonic machines are friggin nuts at this point I sprint around, lay traps, and fire tearblast arrows while crying, wtaf is up with these things
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Haurchefant @hersheyfont.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
ok i know food jars are all the rage in murika because no one's discovered insulated bento boxes yet (they've been around for years!) but if you're gonna be offering food storage for travel then AT LEAST provide a way to attach cutlery in a clever way
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龙男下蛋bot @samatokiblank.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
🚧
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Kana7o @kana7o.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
If you missed the pre-order, Haurchie is back again for a limited time of 3 weeks!!! (then it's back to the aetherial sea for him--) acggoods.com/product/haur...
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Haurchefant @hersheyfont.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
me: 10 flies: 0 brie: 2 the flies are not winning!!
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Haurchefant @hersheyfont.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
the detective gazed into the eyes of her reflection and for a second i thought she had achieved self-awareness then she came over to me for comfort and now she is licking herself in her dog bed. welp
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Jocelyn Anderson Photography @jocelynanderson.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
A juvenile Eastern Bluebird perches above a vegetable garden.
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Haurchefant @hersheyfont.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
not a set phrase but any time I get The Vault on Haurchefant I act excited and encourage any sprouts even as the veterans look on in mixed horror and PTSD
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Haurchefant @hersheyfont.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
this is such a stunning game honestly
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Haurchefant @hersheyfont.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Cara's founder made a fundraiser for legal consultation and possible action! The law is not static, we can change it! www.gofundme.com/f/help-cara-...
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Donate to Help Cara Fight Scrapers with Legal Fund, organized by Jingna Zhang
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Rosemary Mosco @rosemarymosco.com · 24/08/2026
Hummingbirds.
A four panel comic. In panel 1, a rufous hummingbird flies down toward a large hummingbird feeder with as many as 6 holes on top. He thinks "The humans put up a new feeder!" In panel 2, he lands on the feeder and gazes down at it. He thinks "It's huge. Many of us could feed here at once." In panel 3, we see a close up view of the hummingbird, and he's thinking "This could end the ancient rivalries. Usher in an era of peace. Interesting." In panel 4, an Anna's hummingbird hovers over the feeder and says "Hey, can I have some necta-" and the rufous hummingbird says "No."
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Haurchefant @hersheyfont.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
younger nephew got a new desk, all white and clean, i said it was prime sticker space, turns out he's forbidden from putting stickers on it after already trying TYRANNY FREE MY LITTLE BUDDY FROM THIS ANTI-STICKER PRISON
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Haurchefant @hersheyfont.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
spam: warning! your cloud storage is full! me, who's never uploaded a single thing to my cloud storage: oh no! anyway
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白銀のからし @ff14karashi.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
似合うと思ってさ
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Haurchefant @hersheyfont.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
peach update: house is haunted by peaches. the crate has vanished but they appear in twos in the kitchen every few days. the corpses of slaughtered peaches are inescapable
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