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Mason

@herooftime125.bsky.social
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Just someone who enjoys Zelda, Pokémon, Xenoblade, most things Nintendo, and Dragon Ball. I was once renowned for my amiibo collection. #FreePalestine🇵🇸 #BlackLivesMatter #TransRightsAreHumanRights

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Spooxie 👻😱 @roxieproxy.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not
A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live.

"This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario."

The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement.

John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?"

NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement.

PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD."

Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version."

PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement.

Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"
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Mason @herooftime125.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ironically I think vinegar-based barbecue sauce is pretty good with them.
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Mason @herooftime125.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
They’re all JP-exclusive and afaik I don’t think big hardcover books are nearly as big a thing there as they are here.
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Mason @herooftime125.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Nope
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Scrib Doof @doofivirus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
you can really tell saito loves working on xenoblade, he'll drop new art for literally any possible milestone Anniversary? Art. New DLC? Art. Amiibo? Art. Soundtrack release? Art. Art book? Art. Game's on sale? Art. Bored? Art.
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Mason @herooftime125.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Help I can’t see
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Mason @herooftime125.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sakurai knows what to do.
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Mason @herooftime125.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Tbf couch is prime sick sleep location so I get it
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Mason @herooftime125.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
He nose who did it.
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Mason @herooftime125.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Sounds extra good when hearing a bunch of the additional stat up pings along with it
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Mason @herooftime125.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Okay but consider… Ace Attorney amiibo. @antydotes.bsky.social
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Mason @herooftime125.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Well now’s the perfect time with the NSO icon event. Surely this is the perfect opportunity for you to play it, and you didn’t just boot it up to claim the icons, surely.
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Cartridge Games @cartridgegames.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Nintendo has updated the Mario Easter Egg in the Ocarina of Time remake
Screenshot of the high Castle Courtyard, where Link meets Zelda

The window that originally held the Mario 64 artwork now has Super Mario titans art

(Joke post)
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Mason @herooftime125.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
That makes no sense. Stories have too many named people, places, and things? Do they just engage with vague concepts? “The knight went to the castle to get the sword” ass games?
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Mason @herooftime125.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Absolutely. If you didn’t say at or before, that’s your problem, not mine. 🤷‍♂️
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Mason @herooftime125.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It is always morally correct to throw a live grenade into a hornet’s nest
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Mason @herooftime125.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
7:28 PM
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Mason @herooftime125.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Geoff is at Square’s offices in Japan begging them to release Revelation early so he doesn’t have to say the words “Fire Emblem”
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Mason @herooftime125.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
………..?
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Mason @herooftime125.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
No, I got blown away back to Texas
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Mason @herooftime125.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I was the leaf. I fell asleep and ended up falling out of the tree
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Mason @herooftime125.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Sorry that was me actually
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Mason @herooftime125.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
@antydotes.bsky.social
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Mason @herooftime125.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Party rockers in the house tonight
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domino @stopmrdomino.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
sony saw the monster hunter wilds nintendo switch 2 bundle and just decided to give up on japan entirely
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Wanderjegson @wanderjegson.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
We stay hungry, we devour
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Mason @herooftime125.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Because they were just polishing perfection with that one
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domino @stopmrdomino.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
this website would straight up have people killing eachother if wind waker was revealed for the first time in 2026
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Zal @zalman.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Gotta love how after all these years Zelda still manages to annoy people with its art direction
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undefined festive oomfie @nazoomfie.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
the night before das fluten duten rebooten.
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Mason @herooftime125.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Just as I suspected.
static.klipy.com
Pikachu Resting Peacefully
Alt: A gif of Pikachu standing on barren ground with his arms folded and nodding with his eyes closed, knowingly.
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Mason @herooftime125.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Let’s see yours, pal 🎤
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Mason @herooftime125.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Congrats!
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Mason @herooftime125.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Perfect for stashing pancakes when I’m on the go
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Mason @herooftime125.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Happy birthday!
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Zal @zalman.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Nintendo Treehouse will follow after the main Nintendo Direct on Sept 9th "featuring gameplay of select titles featured from the Nintendo Direct. The livestream will last roughly 110 minutes." www.youtube.com/live/EcW4T-r...
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Two Nintendo Directs announced: The Legend of Zelda 40th anniversary - Sept 8 at 7 AM PT Nintendo Direct - Sept 9 at 7 AM PT
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Mason @herooftime125.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Lol? That’s so dumb. Glad to know DMVs are just as obnoxious anywhere you go
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Mason @herooftime125.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
That’s actually absurd for both of them. One for the Arizona rule but also like… it took me a simple Google search to verify that AZ DLs last until your 65th birthday.
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Mason @herooftime125.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
5-year-olds when they see someone eating broccoli:
A cutoff screenshot of Pikmin 3 Deluxe of a blue-haired captain named Alph standing in the middle of a dire path surrounded by foliage saying “And they eat vegetables too.” How bizarre. Poor fellow.”
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Mason @herooftime125.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
We’re all going to want to make an Emergency Exit once we see it
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Scrib Doof @doofivirus.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Nintendo might have a point in obfuscating who makes their games, I think
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Mason @herooftime125.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Yay! That’s so good to hear!
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Mason @herooftime125.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Wasn’t just you
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Mason @herooftime125.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
“Gorsh, Sora. I’m not feeling so good…”
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Mason @herooftime125.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
4, you can’t forget the GCN version with Master Quest.
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Mason @herooftime125.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Sorry, his Thinking Zone™️
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Mason @herooftime125.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I just realized this is Jedward in his thinking zone
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Mason @herooftime125.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
An edited screenshot of actor Danny Pudi sitting at a table speaking to Larry King saying “Larry, I’m on Golden Axe.”
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