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I just used my Mac's quick calculator to do 20*30 and I am shocked it didn't just say "Seriously?"

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I hope that comment doesn’t end up biting me in the back.

MARV Albert, damn you autocorrect!!

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Jeff Hebert @heromachine.com · 30/09/2026

Arike has been all-time this game. Just unconscious, there should be flames coming off the ball every time she throws it up with the ghost of Marc Albert yelling “She’s on FIRE!”

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And then to only be second. Brutal.

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Jeff Hebert @heromachine.com · 30/09/2026

Damn I knew A’ja was the GOAT but 2017 points per game as a rookie?! #wnba #aces #usanetwork

Graphic showing all-time points per game by a wnba rookie. A’ja Wilson shows as 2017 points instead of 20.17.

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Jeff Hebert @heromachine.com · 29/09/2026

And yet your audience has no morals. I mean me. Your audience of me has no morals. Why am I still typing?!

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Jeff Hebert @heromachine.com · 28/09/2026

I like the #Denver #Broncos but every time they play that horse-whinney sound in the stadium I think someone called for Frau Blücher.

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Young Frankenstein: He Was My Boyfriend!

Alt: Young Frankenstein: He Was My Boyfriend!

Jeff Hebert @heromachine.com · 27/09/2026

Playoff Stewie is a beast!

Jeff Hebert @heromachine.com · 27/09/2026

I’m at the age and phone-typing incompetence level where I regularly have to assure my wife I am not having a medical incident.

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Jeff Hebert @heromachine.com · 26/09/2026

I used #AI to scan in photos of my furnace and air filter manual so I could order the right air filters. It worked great, I just uploaded the photos; it found all the right details and placed the order which arrived today! Yes, technically it's an air fryer and not an air filter. Still impressive!

Jeff Hebert @heromachine.com · 26/09/2026

Is a collection of short stories around the same theme / characters different from the collection of chapters that make up a novel? I imagine so, in the same way a whole season of tv episodes is different from a movie but I am struggling to articulate why.

Jeff Hebert @heromachine.com · 25/09/2026

I first read that as “Pretentious Pilate” and I gotta say that kinda slaps.

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Jeff Hebert @heromachine.com · 24/09/2026

He’s going hard for that Charles Barkley vote.

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Jeff Hebert @heromachine.com · 20/09/2026

Maybe just don’t drink poison? And don’t believe people trying to convince you they’re the same?

Jeff Hebert @heromachine.com · 20/09/2026

I just read someone on Reddit saying “you have to listen to both sides” to understand what’s going on in #Ukraine, specifically including Russian propaganda. That’s like saying “You need to drink equal amounts of both the poison and the cure.”

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Jeff Hebert @heromachine.com · 19/09/2026

Finn is very smart. Cooper is … also a #dog we have. He did eventually figure out how to escape the blanket. Eventually.

Cooper the blue Heeler allegedly trapped under a blanket.

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Jeff Hebert @heromachine.com · 18/09/2026

Things I’ve learned from the #NFL: one butt equals two feet. The more you know.

Jeff Hebert @heromachine.com · 18/09/2026

Awesome photo my wife took from our living room of the hailstorm that just passed through. #weather #utah

Ice topology absolutely affects flavor, I will shout this from every rooftop. Preach!

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I can honestly say the seven miniature donkeys we had back in the day were among my favorite creatures ever. Just delightful animals.

In 2013 I designed a logo for the .ninja domains we'd registered. A rush job but I thought it turned out all right. Then came a post on an industry blog saying his leg looks like ... well, if the logo stays visible for more than eight hours, call a doctor. Redesign on the right. Marketing fail!

From my local Facebook. None of this is BAD, it’s just kind of an odd combo. Wouldn’t the self-defense just be turning the other cheek? #utah

Men’s meetup is happening. Join jitsu/ self defense + burgers + Jesus. Friday 6-8pm. Message for details.

Jeff Hebert @heromachine.com · 14/09/2026

Professional speaking there are few worse feelings of dread than seeing the "..." next to your boss' name in the Slack DM list but nothing actually gets entered. JUST SAY IT ALREADY!!

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Jeff Hebert @heromachine.com · 12/09/2026

In Salt Lake City today for a vegan festival outside the library. First time I have been here, it looks really cool! #slc #utah

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Jeff Hebert @heromachine.com · 12/09/2026

#Fall is approaching, blowing in leaf color changes and hot air balloons. #utah

20mph sign in front of a small tree with the beginnings of fall colors.

Small tree with leaves changing from green to red.

Jeff Hebert @heromachine.com · 11/09/2026

My new favorite quote from my boss (who speaks Russian) from earlier today while trying to explain something to the team: “Anyway, it's a Russian fairy tale so everyone dies at the end.”

Jeff Hebert @heromachine.com · 09/09/2026

Every phone is foldable, if you're willing to commit.

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Jeff Hebert @heromachine.com · 09/09/2026

Today in Accidental Renaissance, The Fetching of the Zucchini. #dogs

A silly white dog fetching a GIANT zucchini.

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Jeff Hebert @heromachine.com · 01/09/2026

Dang it, I reposted that to a Discord I'm on too. I knew it sounded fishy, I should've checked it first. When will I learn?!

Jeff Hebert @heromachine.com · 31/08/2026

I read this story about how Target sent this woman ads for pregnancy products before she even knew she was pregnant, which is completely irrelevant to the fact that YouTube is now serving me erectile dysfunction pill ads all day.

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Jeff Hebert @heromachine.com · 28/08/2026

One of the few things I miss about living in the flatlands of Texas was watching storms roll in over the horizon. And rain on a tin roof. And BBQ, but sadly it only rarely rained brisket.

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Jeff Hebert @heromachine.com · 28/08/2026

That was the first concert I ever went to!

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Jeff Hebert @heromachine.com · 28/08/2026

#AI makes it possible for people who don’t know what they’re doing to do it anyway. And it shows.

Jeff Hebert @heromachine.com · 24/08/2026

A key survival skill developed while working at cube farms was ignoring distractions. People talking, doors slamming, someone stopping by your desk to chat about what should have been an email, etc. Just ignore it. Keep working. This is an ANTI-survival skill working from home with your spouse.

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Jeff Hebert @heromachine.com · 14/08/2026

No lie the people at the agency I worked for in Cheyenne WENT ON THE ROOF to watch a tornado because it was so rare there. On the roof! Through a broken window and with no ladder they were so eager!

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Jeff Hebert @heromachine.com · 13/08/2026

President Trump has ordered the DOJ to bring charges against the vandals who stole the water.

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Jeff Hebert @heromachine.com · 10/08/2026

Today's moment of personal growth realization: Just because it makes sense TO ME doesn't mean it makes sense.

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Jeff Hebert @heromachine.com · 29/07/2026

I mean, he linked the article that goes into it at great length, I’m not sure how much more context there could be.

Jeff Hebert @heromachine.com · 24/07/2026

I'm like "Damn turns out Cerberus was an anteater!"

Jeff Hebert @heromachine.com · 23/07/2026

One of my clients had a directory listing therapists in their network, which was called the "Find a Provider" page. I was THIS close to abbreviating it "FAP page" to her in a Slack but caught myself at the last minute.

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Jeff Hebert @heromachine.com · 22/07/2026

Apparently I'm supposed to move towards being conservative as I age, but the exact opposite is happening -- the older I get, the more bullshit I see, the more radical I am becoming.

Jeff Hebert @heromachine.com · 22/07/2026

I can't hear the word "Sabotage" without thinking of her in this movie.