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Brad Houston, Cardboard Relocation Maestro

@herodotusjr.bsky.social
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Records Officer for the City of Milwaukee, SAA Committee on Public Policy past chair, occasional player of Magic: The Gathering, Husband, Dad, and Dog Dad. I have Public Records Law/Freedom of Information Act opinions.

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Brad Houston, Cardboard Relocation Maestro @herodotusjr.bsky.social · 21h
Literally every sentence in this is a thing that anyone who thought about it for 2 seconds would realize about synthetic samples. Which, of course, is why the people relying on synthetic samples rely on them.
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Brad Houston, Cardboard Relocation Maestro @herodotusjr.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Is... is this good, guys
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Brad Houston, Cardboard Relocation Maestro @herodotusjr.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
As much as I *personally* use "I learned by watching you", "This is your brain on drugs" is much more famous IMO. I know, admitting I'm wrong on Bluesky, I am betraying the ideals of the platform
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Brad Houston, Cardboard Relocation Maestro @herodotusjr.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"Brad, why did you choose to have a classic rock radio show in college? What was wrong with playing modern music c. 2000-2004?" Me: *points to below*
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Brad Houston, Cardboard Relocation Maestro @herodotusjr.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This website, as we used to say, is free *dusts off book cover* "Free...'of hinged takes'?" *dusts further* "...It's a COOKBOOK?!"
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Brad Houston, Cardboard Relocation Maestro @herodotusjr.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
On a happier note, if you can't hear this even with the sound off, you haven't watched it often enough and should remedy that right now
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Brad Houston, Cardboard Relocation Maestro @herodotusjr.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A good reminder if nothing else that promises made by the people actually responsible for the product mean nothing if a quick buck can be made, because Capitalism. #Wheeeeeee
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Brad Houston, Cardboard Relocation Maestro @herodotusjr.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
70-point deduction DO IT EPL YOU COWARDS
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Brad Houston, Cardboard Relocation Maestro @herodotusjr.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Yesss..... hook it right into my veins... Packer fan tears are delicious
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Brad Houston, Cardboard Relocation Maestro @herodotusjr.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
See, Cubs, was that so hard? (Apparently!) Now keep it up and clinch the 4 seed for some October baseball in Wrigley! (Congrats to the White Sox but it's hard to be as excited about that)
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Brad Houston, Cardboard Relocation Maestro @herodotusjr.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hey look, Brad-targeted content, it's like @defector.com 's subscriber base is largely disaffected mid-40s sports fans or something defector.com/revisiting-w...
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Revisiting Weezer’s Cringe Masterpiece At 30 | Defector
The second project is probably always the hardest. This is especially true if it follows a successful debut. You make something great, and by some act of the gods it catches fire and becomes the new, ...
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Brad Houston, Cardboard Relocation Maestro @herodotusjr.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
TFW when you learn about Discourse, then search Bluesky dot com for posts about said Discourse
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I Don'T Know What I Expected
Alt: I Don'T Know What I Expected
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Brad Houston, Cardboard Relocation Maestro @herodotusjr.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Your disciplines have to create speculative Star Wars papers. MY discipline has created multiple, ACTUAL Star Wars papers about archival practice and service in the Old Republic/Galactic Empire. We Are Not The Same #Archives!
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Brad Houston, Cardboard Relocation Maestro @herodotusjr.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Can confirm, worth clicking through for the chutzpah mainlining that must have occurred the day they named it. One gets a chutzpah contact high from reading it
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Brad Houston, Cardboard Relocation Maestro @herodotusjr.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
We Don't Talk About Claudius the God, no no no
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Brad Houston, Cardboard Relocation Maestro @herodotusjr.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I want someone to seriously propose municipal consolidation in Chicagoland, then take pictures of the reaction faces of all the Very Serious People in Winnetka/Glencoe/Kenilworth/etc.
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Brad Houston, Cardboard Relocation Maestro @herodotusjr.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
J/K, Draconic Visitor doesn't work the way I thought it did and is a nonbo with SoTM. Sad face. Guess I'll have to find one of the other thousand ways to make a million tiny artifact tokens for my Breya deck
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Brad Houston, Cardboard Relocation Maestro @herodotusjr.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
What? I just got something in my eye while looking at Echoverse Koth, that's all. NO YOU'RE CRYING
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Brad Houston, Cardboard Relocation Maestro @herodotusjr.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Ah, I see it is "Power-staple copies of Duverger's Law to people's foreheads" season again here on Blue Sky Dot Com. Luckily we haven't been having this same argument for 26 years, could you imagine how exhausting that would get
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Brad Houston, Cardboard Relocation Maestro @herodotusjr.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
...Dear God, all my worst nightmares from 25 years ago have finally come true. NOBODY ASKED FOR DRONE PARENTING, COME ON
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Brad Houston, Cardboard Relocation Maestro @herodotusjr.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
If enjoying the Packers implosion an order of magnitude more than the Bears victory is wrong, i dont want to be right
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Brad Houston, Cardboard Relocation Maestro @herodotusjr.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
"I dont see any evidence at all of the Packers being favored by the refs"-- i did not realize i was married to a blind woman @drsaephd.bsky.social
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Brad Houston, Cardboard Relocation Maestro @herodotusjr.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I, for one, welcome our Mean Regressing overlords #Bears
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Brad Houston, Cardboard Relocation Maestro @herodotusjr.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Upon 2 minutes review of my social media feed, my decision to make today a social media-light day in light of Big Round Numbers feels more and more valid #BigNope
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Brad Houston, Cardboard Relocation Maestro @herodotusjr.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
WELP. Shut 'er down for today, boys, we found the winner
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Brad Houston, Cardboard Relocation Maestro @herodotusjr.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Every time my phone pings, I discover that the Brewers have scored another run. STOP pinging me, you Wisconsin-loving sickos
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Brad Houston, Cardboard Relocation Maestro @herodotusjr.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Relevant to @drsaephd.bsky.social 's interests. Don't say I don't encourage your birding hobby, look at all the cool birds I bring you
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Brad Houston, Cardboard Relocation Maestro @herodotusjr.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
OK, but counterpoint: has anyone considered that I also hate Future Me, that smug jerk who always claims to Have Told Me So
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Emma Partlow @emmapartlow.com · 08/09/2026
Jiang Wick.
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Brad Houston, Cardboard Relocation Maestro @herodotusjr.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
EXTREMELY NOT HERE FOR IT #LetTheDogLiveWotC
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Brad Houston, Cardboard Relocation Maestro @herodotusjr.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Empower? I hardly know 'er #Obvious #SomeoneHadTo #MTGFracture
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Brad Houston, Cardboard Relocation Maestro @herodotusjr.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Sickos.gif
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Brad Houston, Cardboard Relocation Maestro @herodotusjr.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Confirmed. You owe it to yourself to look this up, especially if you have ever been subjected (intentionally or otherwise) to the source material episode, Spock's Brain. The horror.
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Brad Houston, Cardboard Relocation Maestro @herodotusjr.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
It's been said before but the Classweb thing makes it bear repeating: Downstream of the actual effect of these changes is the eradication of the U.S. Government as even a semi-trusted source of information/authority, which will persist long after the Trump administration. Thanks, I hate it.
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Brad Houston, Cardboard Relocation Maestro @herodotusjr.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Gross.
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Brad Houston, Cardboard Relocation Maestro @herodotusjr.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
This is so awful it deserves busting out the classic GIF responses. I had to search much harder for this than I was expecting, but it's worth it for the below
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Brad Houston, Cardboard Relocation Maestro @herodotusjr.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Stop trying to make Rahm happen, it's not going to happen
Regina George knows what I'm talking about.
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Brad Houston, Cardboard Relocation Maestro @herodotusjr.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I would be scornful of this, but also when I go to Brewers games I drink MGD exclusively for much the same reason, so who am I to judge
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Brad Houston, Cardboard Relocation Maestro @herodotusjr.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
OK but in which timeline do we get Roger Rabbit: the Wind Waker (Greater L.A. falls into the Pacific Ocean)
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Brad Houston, Cardboard Relocation Maestro @herodotusjr.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
...Are you KIDDING me MPS, the literal second day of school?? Can we, I don't know, pretend that Global Warming is a thing that's happening and fix the HVAC in school buildings so we don't have to keep doing this? (I am, of course, being facetious; that would require MPS to spend responsibly)
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Brad Houston, Cardboard Relocation Maestro @herodotusjr.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
This READS like a slight modification of the WYTS boilerplate. It SAYS "Buckle up, folks, we're riding this train to the end"
Some pathetic, frontrunning dorks are fans of the Rams. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the Rams. THis 2026 Defector NFL Team Preview is for those in the latter group.
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Brad Houston, Cardboard Relocation Maestro @herodotusjr.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Cool cool cool cool cool. The monkey's paw set to "make archivists more visible in public life" curls another finger
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
logging on to the earnest high-info neurotics website every day during the everything going wrong decade: 'you know, the vibes here could be better'
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Brad Houston, Cardboard Relocation Maestro @herodotusjr.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Now do one reclaiming the UP for Wisconsin, as intended by God and Geographic Continuity
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Governor Tony Evers @govevers.wisconsin.gov · 27/08/2026
And I just renamed Lake Michigan Lake Wisconsin. See, I can sign napkins that say things, too.
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Brad Houston, Cardboard Relocation Maestro @herodotusjr.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Hey fellow Xennials/Millennials, remember how The West Wing made fun of the president of Turkmenistan for being a narcissistic dolt who renamed common geographic features after himself? That was funny and wild right? I bring this up for no reason in particular
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Sanjay Srivastava @sanjaysrivastava.com · 27/08/2026
Every day is stupider than the day before, which means every day is the stupidest day of your life
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 25/08/2026
Cool that you just can’t be Jewish online anymore www.reddit.com/r/Baking/s/M...
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From the Baking community on Reddit: Honey and apple cake - test bake
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Brad Houston, Cardboard Relocation Maestro @herodotusjr.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
"Its just a little dirty, it's still good!" "My eyes! Ze Goggles, zey do nothink!" "I am so smart! S-M-R-T!" "Mmm.... forbidden donut..." "Aw, the DENVER BRONCOS?!"
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Brad Houston, Cardboard Relocation Maestro @herodotusjr.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Better dead than (rooting for the) Reds
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