Brad Houston, Cardboard Relocation Maestro @herodotusjr.bsky.social · 21hLiterally every sentence in this is a thing that anyone who thought about it for 2 seconds would realize about synthetic samples. Which, of course, is why the people relying on synthetic samples rely on them. 000
Brad Houston, Cardboard Relocation Maestro @herodotusjr.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Is... is this good, guys 000
Brad Houston, Cardboard Relocation Maestro @herodotusjr.bsky.social · 30/09/2026As much as I *personally* use "I learned by watching you", "This is your brain on drugs" is much more famous IMO. I know, admitting I'm wrong on Bluesky, I am betraying the ideals of the platform 220
Brad Houston, Cardboard Relocation Maestro @herodotusjr.bsky.social · 29/09/2026"Brad, why did you choose to have a classic rock radio show in college? What was wrong with playing modern music c. 2000-2004?" Me: *points to below* 221
Brad Houston, Cardboard Relocation Maestro @herodotusjr.bsky.social · 29/09/2026This website, as we used to say, is free *dusts off book cover* "Free...'of hinged takes'?" *dusts further* "...It's a COOKBOOK?!" 010
Brad Houston, Cardboard Relocation Maestro @herodotusjr.bsky.social · 26/09/2026On a happier note, if you can't hear this even with the sound off, you haven't watched it often enough and should remedy that right now 150
Brad Houston, Cardboard Relocation Maestro @herodotusjr.bsky.social · 26/09/2026A good reminder if nothing else that promises made by the people actually responsible for the product mean nothing if a quick buck can be made, because Capitalism. #Wheeeeeee 131
Brad Houston, Cardboard Relocation Maestro @herodotusjr.bsky.social · 25/09/202670-point deduction DO IT EPL YOU COWARDS 000
Brad Houston, Cardboard Relocation Maestro @herodotusjr.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Yesss..... hook it right into my veins... Packer fan tears are delicious 010
Brad Houston, Cardboard Relocation Maestro @herodotusjr.bsky.social · 24/09/2026See, Cubs, was that so hard? (Apparently!) Now keep it up and clinch the 4 seed for some October baseball in Wrigley! (Congrats to the White Sox but it's hard to be as excited about that) 100
Brad Houston, Cardboard Relocation Maestro @herodotusjr.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Hey look, Brad-targeted content, it's like @defector.com 's subscriber base is largely disaffected mid-40s sports fans or something defector.com/revisiting-w...defector.comRevisiting Weezer’s Cringe Masterpiece At 30 | DefectorThe second project is probably always the hardest. This is especially true if it follows a successful debut. You make something great, and by some act of the gods it catches fire and becomes the new, ... 030
Brad Houston, Cardboard Relocation Maestro @herodotusjr.bsky.social · 24/09/2026TFW when you learn about Discourse, then search Bluesky dot com for posts about said Discoursestatic.klipy.comI Don'T Know What I ExpectedAlt: I Don'T Know What I Expected 010
Brad Houston, Cardboard Relocation Maestro @herodotusjr.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Your disciplines have to create speculative Star Wars papers. MY discipline has created multiple, ACTUAL Star Wars papers about archival practice and service in the Old Republic/Galactic Empire. We Are Not The Same #Archives! 1244
Brad Houston, Cardboard Relocation Maestro @herodotusjr.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Can confirm, worth clicking through for the chutzpah mainlining that must have occurred the day they named it. One gets a chutzpah contact high from reading it 010
Brad Houston, Cardboard Relocation Maestro @herodotusjr.bsky.social · 22/09/2026We Don't Talk About Claudius the God, no no no 110
Brad Houston, Cardboard Relocation Maestro @herodotusjr.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I want someone to seriously propose municipal consolidation in Chicagoland, then take pictures of the reaction faces of all the Very Serious People in Winnetka/Glencoe/Kenilworth/etc. 000
Brad Houston, Cardboard Relocation Maestro @herodotusjr.bsky.social · 14/09/2026J/K, Draconic Visitor doesn't work the way I thought it did and is a nonbo with SoTM. Sad face. Guess I'll have to find one of the other thousand ways to make a million tiny artifact tokens for my Breya deck 000
Brad Houston, Cardboard Relocation Maestro @herodotusjr.bsky.social · 14/09/2026What? I just got something in my eye while looking at Echoverse Koth, that's all. NO YOU'RE CRYING 000
Brad Houston, Cardboard Relocation Maestro @herodotusjr.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Ah, I see it is "Power-staple copies of Duverger's Law to people's foreheads" season again here on Blue Sky Dot Com. Luckily we haven't been having this same argument for 26 years, could you imagine how exhausting that would get 000
Brad Houston, Cardboard Relocation Maestro @herodotusjr.bsky.social · 14/09/2026...Dear God, all my worst nightmares from 25 years ago have finally come true. NOBODY ASKED FOR DRONE PARENTING, COME ON 000
Brad Houston, Cardboard Relocation Maestro @herodotusjr.bsky.social · 14/09/2026If enjoying the Packers implosion an order of magnitude more than the Bears victory is wrong, i dont want to be right 010
Brad Houston, Cardboard Relocation Maestro @herodotusjr.bsky.social · 13/09/2026"I dont see any evidence at all of the Packers being favored by the refs"-- i did not realize i was married to a blind woman @drsaephd.bsky.social 110
Brad Houston, Cardboard Relocation Maestro @herodotusjr.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I, for one, welcome our Mean Regressing overlords #Bears 000
Brad Houston, Cardboard Relocation Maestro @herodotusjr.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Upon 2 minutes review of my social media feed, my decision to make today a social media-light day in light of Big Round Numbers feels more and more valid #BigNope 011
Brad Houston, Cardboard Relocation Maestro @herodotusjr.bsky.social · 10/09/2026WELP. Shut 'er down for today, boys, we found the winner 010
Brad Houston, Cardboard Relocation Maestro @herodotusjr.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Every time my phone pings, I discover that the Brewers have scored another run. STOP pinging me, you Wisconsin-loving sickos 030
Brad Houston, Cardboard Relocation Maestro @herodotusjr.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Relevant to @drsaephd.bsky.social 's interests. Don't say I don't encourage your birding hobby, look at all the cool birds I bring you 120
Brad Houston, Cardboard Relocation Maestro @herodotusjr.bsky.social · 09/09/2026OK, but counterpoint: has anyone considered that I also hate Future Me, that smug jerk who always claims to Have Told Me So 020
Reposted by Brad Houston, Cardboard Relocation MaestroEmma Partlow @emmapartlow.com · 08/09/2026Jiang Wick. 3844
Brad Houston, Cardboard Relocation Maestro @herodotusjr.bsky.social · 08/09/2026EXTREMELY NOT HERE FOR IT #LetTheDogLiveWotC 000
Brad Houston, Cardboard Relocation Maestro @herodotusjr.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Empower? I hardly know 'er #Obvious #SomeoneHadTo #MTGFracture 000
Brad Houston, Cardboard Relocation Maestro @herodotusjr.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Confirmed. You owe it to yourself to look this up, especially if you have ever been subjected (intentionally or otherwise) to the source material episode, Spock's Brain. The horror. 110
Brad Houston, Cardboard Relocation Maestro @herodotusjr.bsky.social · 04/09/2026It's been said before but the Classweb thing makes it bear repeating: Downstream of the actual effect of these changes is the eradication of the U.S. Government as even a semi-trusted source of information/authority, which will persist long after the Trump administration. Thanks, I hate it. 130
Brad Houston, Cardboard Relocation Maestro @herodotusjr.bsky.social · 04/09/2026This is so awful it deserves busting out the classic GIF responses. I had to search much harder for this than I was expecting, but it's worth it for the below 020
Brad Houston, Cardboard Relocation Maestro @herodotusjr.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Stop trying to make Rahm happen, it's not going to happen 020
Brad Houston, Cardboard Relocation Maestro @herodotusjr.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I would be scornful of this, but also when I go to Brewers games I drink MGD exclusively for much the same reason, so who am I to judge 0111
Brad Houston, Cardboard Relocation Maestro @herodotusjr.bsky.social · 01/09/2026OK but in which timeline do we get Roger Rabbit: the Wind Waker (Greater L.A. falls into the Pacific Ocean) 110
Brad Houston, Cardboard Relocation Maestro @herodotusjr.bsky.social · 01/09/2026...Are you KIDDING me MPS, the literal second day of school?? Can we, I don't know, pretend that Global Warming is a thing that's happening and fix the HVAC in school buildings so we don't have to keep doing this? (I am, of course, being facetious; that would require MPS to spend responsibly) 051
Brad Houston, Cardboard Relocation Maestro @herodotusjr.bsky.social · 01/09/2026This READS like a slight modification of the WYTS boilerplate. It SAYS "Buckle up, folks, we're riding this train to the end" 000
Brad Houston, Cardboard Relocation Maestro @herodotusjr.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Cool cool cool cool cool. The monkey's paw set to "make archivists more visible in public life" curls another finger 131
Reposted by Brad Houston, Cardboard Relocation MaestroWilliam B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 01/09/2026logging on to the earnest high-info neurotics website every day during the everything going wrong decade: 'you know, the vibes here could be better' 223682719
Brad Houston, Cardboard Relocation Maestro @herodotusjr.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Now do one reclaiming the UP for Wisconsin, as intended by God and Geographic Continuity 041
Reposted by Brad Houston, Cardboard Relocation MaestroGovernor Tony Evers @govevers.wisconsin.gov · 27/08/2026And I just renamed Lake Michigan Lake Wisconsin. See, I can sign napkins that say things, too. 21403110
Brad Houston, Cardboard Relocation Maestro @herodotusjr.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Hey fellow Xennials/Millennials, remember how The West Wing made fun of the president of Turkmenistan for being a narcissistic dolt who renamed common geographic features after himself? That was funny and wild right? I bring this up for no reason in particular 131
Reposted by Brad Houston, Cardboard Relocation MaestroSanjay Srivastava @sanjaysrivastava.com · 27/08/2026Every day is stupider than the day before, which means every day is the stupidest day of your life 2464
Reposted by Brad Houston, Cardboard Relocation MaestroMrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 25/08/2026Cool that you just can’t be Jewish online anymore www.reddit.com/r/Baking/s/M...reddit.comFrom the Baking community on Reddit: Honey and apple cake - test bakeExplore this post and more from the Baking community 2437244
Brad Houston, Cardboard Relocation Maestro @herodotusjr.bsky.social · 24/08/2026"Its just a little dirty, it's still good!" "My eyes! Ze Goggles, zey do nothink!" "I am so smart! S-M-R-T!" "Mmm.... forbidden donut..." "Aw, the DENVER BRONCOS?!" 110
Brad Houston, Cardboard Relocation Maestro @herodotusjr.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Better dead than (rooting for the) Reds 010