Sign in

Jolene

@hermitofthewoods.bsky.social
441 followers 436 following 1.2K posts

Winning at life with dogs & cats. Leader of the pack, small business owner, in-home pet resort.🐾🐈‍⬛ Chicken care expert. No, seriously.🐔 That's all the info you get cuz there's some crazy-ass people on here.

PostsRepliesMedia
Jolene @hermitofthewoods.bsky.social · 5h
These people gotta stop with the fuckin thumbs up shit. Ugh. Demented fucking Satan groupies.
000
Jolene @hermitofthewoods.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Blocking people is fun. I only just started the practice. Highly recommend.
000
Reposted by Jolene
Sherrilyn Ifill @sifill.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Precisely.
512541608
Jolene @hermitofthewoods.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I haven't been able to stop using the term proles in reference to modern day humans since I reread it.
010
Jolene @hermitofthewoods.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Recently gave it a re-read as well. Certainly an interesting time to crack it open!
110
Jolene @hermitofthewoods.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Mikey looks big mad about his lack of...well...all the things...compared to El-Sayed.
010
Reposted by Jolene
The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This is amazing!
123742
Jolene @hermitofthewoods.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Omg, f this lady. Jfc
000
Reposted by Jolene
Matt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
can’t think of a better example of AI being mostly a solution to a problem that doesn’t exist also it can’t help when this is your user base
nic carter o
@nic_carter
X.com
this is about me and i'm not sorry! i don't have time
to autistically read forums and random team news
or whatever.
i'm sure spending hours and hours running your
fantasy team is a good ROI if you're unemployed but
some of us have jobs
also my team is stacked so that's another point in
the Al columnAndrew Weiner • @DickeyNate • 18h
What's the point if playing fantasy football if
you're just going to automate it

nic carter
@nic_carter • 17h
there's no point to fantasy football, it's grown ass
men pretending to draft NFL players

OpenWindowManiac @Cit_rusK •17h
Then just don't do it?

nic carter *
@nic_carter
X.com
social obligation
8:41 PM • 10/5/26 • 880 Views
2536433910
Jolene @hermitofthewoods.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I have never examined the problem in this way and, holy shit, is it SPOT ON and THAT is exactly why those people hate the big bad city. Because the city had the heart to take in their children when they would not. That's some heavy shit to carry. Rivers of resentment.
000
Jolene @hermitofthewoods.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yyyyuup.
000
Jolene @hermitofthewoods.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
THE HOUSE. How could I forget the House?!
000
Jolene @hermitofthewoods.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Facts.
000
Jolene @hermitofthewoods.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oh my gosh. All of the they. All of them. The federalists, the trumpists, the oligarchs, the techbros, the Nazis, the Confederates. Ugh. All of em.
010
Jolene @hermitofthewoods.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
But, yes...voting ends the madness.🤞🏼
010
Jolene @hermitofthewoods.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Personally, I think that's exactly WHY they never let up on 2020. They had us saying how ridiculous and unconstitutional it was for 4 years. They knew what they had planned. And they knew we wouldn't be able to cry foul after 4 years of being on their case about the insanity of crying foul.
210
Jolene @hermitofthewoods.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Imagine where we would be if we'd had Gore.😔
040
Reposted by Jolene
Amanda Marcotte @amandamarcotte.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
FWIW, not only can consensual sex turn into a rape, I'd argue that a large number of rapes follow that pattern. The rapist lures the victim with the promise of a pleasurable, consensual experience. Once he's got her naked and trapped in a room, he turns it into a rape.
47413
Jolene @hermitofthewoods.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
His pants are too short. What a weirdo.
000
Jolene @hermitofthewoods.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️
001
Jolene @hermitofthewoods.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hey you guys not sure if you caught on but the silicon valley technofascists are trying to take over our country.
041
Reposted by Jolene
Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Captain Iran.
3113445422
Jolene @hermitofthewoods.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
HA! You win. You win the Internet for my day.
000
Jolene @hermitofthewoods.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We are hard wired for stress due to the systematic abuse of us & the generations of matriarchs before us, which is EXACTLY why women should run shit. We are the embodiment of resilience and evolution.
020
Jolene @hermitofthewoods.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
All of that's true. It's also true that he's heavily mired in corporate interests and AIPAC. They fill his pockets. So I guess his 'likeability' would lie in which of those cancels out the other for a person...of course, I'm sure systematic blind racism plays a significant role in many cases.
010
Jolene @hermitofthewoods.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I really wish politicians would stop doing that stupid, completely unnatural shit with their hands. It reveals their inauthenticity and performative politics.
020
Jolene @hermitofthewoods.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
They are pushing the baseline ever lower. It's a sickness.
100
Jolene @hermitofthewoods.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
THIS IS AMAZIIIINNGGG!😂🤣😂🤣
000
Reposted by Jolene
Otto VH @otto0424.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If you just can't afford to give $, writing 50 postcards, making 50 calls or knocking on 50 doors all have amazing impacts.
086
Jolene @hermitofthewoods.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Too many Americans think Bluesky is all Americans which is soooo American.
000
Jolene @hermitofthewoods.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
And Abdul El-Sayed! MI! We need help too!
050
Reposted by Jolene
Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Mike Rogers' estimated net worth in 2013: $380,000 Mike Rogers' estimated net worth in 2026: $14,600,000 He cashed in and sold out Michiganders.
286143305005
Jolene @hermitofthewoods.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Unbelievable. How are these people so dense?
000
Reposted by Jolene
Jess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Yuuuuuup…
1001888405
Reposted by Jolene
Push The Needle @pushtheneedle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The meme I started is being replicated and now is using Seattle area coffee shops. So proud
1164682710
Jolene @hermitofthewoods.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Yup. And Comisky Park is, and will always be, Comisky Park. 100%
010
Jolene @hermitofthewoods.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I didn't know this until I worked in a school for at-risk kids, grades 6-12. In that socioeconomic community, I'd say 75-80% of them were caring for a family member. They come in exhausted in the mornings, as one can imagine. It's a shocking truth to acknowledge...really sad and messed up.
091
Jolene @hermitofthewoods.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Whoever opens the 1st next video store franchise is gonna be RICH. Blockbuster, take 2.
000
Jolene @hermitofthewoods.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
HA! Me too! Also Statistics! But I did not learn the lesson in the same way, as I chose NOT to get up for class, got the first F of my life, and had to retake it. AAAA...F. Consequences suck, lol I had forgotten about this, thank you for the trip down memory lane.😂
021
Jolene @hermitofthewoods.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I am (quite obviously) taller than my Dad and my Brother. I am 5'8". They will both die on the hill that they are, 5'9" and 5'10", respectively.
021
Jolene @hermitofthewoods.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
On the contrary, they'll be calling to ask how much.
000
Jolene @hermitofthewoods.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Hilarious photo choice, my dude. Lol
001
Jolene @hermitofthewoods.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I love him.🥰
Photo of Jimothy tossing a peanut from one hand to the other, clarified and lightened with AI assistance.
000
Jolene @hermitofthewoods.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
KOMPROMAT
000
Jolene @hermitofthewoods.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'm sure he'll enjoy his next dining experience at Mar-a-lago, regardless.
000
Jolene @hermitofthewoods.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'm really starting to develop a liking for the Iranian people.
000
Jolene @hermitofthewoods.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It's Sheeran's show. He abdicated his power in order to protect his own interests, rather than supporting a friend and fellow artist in his right to free speech and his denouncement of one of the most horrific genocides of our lifetime. That could be it.
020
Reposted by Jolene
Laika L. Gagarin @laikalgagarin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
it really is wild that this shit is treated as being contraversial. Like No motherfuckers, its not okay for our products to absolutely die every fucking two seconds! I literally own typewriters older than ME that are in far more functional and quality states than any modern device will ever be in
1319
Jolene @hermitofthewoods.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This is simply the dumbest m..f..k..er ever to hold public office and it is f..king maddening.
000
Jolene @hermitofthewoods.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
He KNOWS we NEVER elected him. He won by cheating and is fully aware WE DID NOT VOTE HIM IN. We said no...the very thing that drives him mad. And we all know how Donald Trump feels about "no". All of this is a revenge spree. He will absolutely demolish The Kennedy Center.
010