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Caeneus of the House of Eternity @herasbestestboy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

i am not Neutral Fucking Catdog you godsdamned ingrates!

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Caeneus of the House of Eternity @herasbestestboy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

i know that i'm lord hera's favorite because she said that I'm allowed to keep all of the dead kyrpteia interns 🥰

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Caeneus of the House of Eternity @herasbestestboy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

gods do I love feeding insane false reports to the low-ranking krypteia members. Basically the only shit that makes life worth living anymopre

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Caeneus of the House of Eternity @herasbestestboy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

@desire.gunmetolymp.us Please stop, the dildos down in the Vault are too powerful for you, they're too dangerous, even if you managed to steal one it'd make you cum so hard you'd explode into tasty yellow dust and die permanently.

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Caeneus of the House of Eternity @herasbestestboy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

finally, the book that explains who the hell i even am

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Caeneus of the House of Eternity @herasbestestboy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Bro. Bro that's just me. There is no hekatoncheires incident it's literally just me. Who even runs this shit

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Caeneus of the House of Eternity @herasbestestboy.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

guy whos been forcefemmed enough times that he just kinda accepts it and lowkey makes being forcefemmed a part of his identity even though he's still a guy

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Caeneus of the House of Eternity @herasbestestboy.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

women sometimes try to kick me in the balls for my atrocious sexual and interpersonal misdeeds but they just break their ankles while I moan whorishly

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Caeneus of the House of Eternity @herasbestestboy.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Wait, you're telling me that the crazy lady who did all those experiments on me got married to friggin' ORPHEUS? Like the music guy? Aphrodite must've been feeling real creative that day.

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Caeneus of the House of Eternity @herasbestestboy.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

you know, setting aside the constant pain and the hunger and the fact I'm cold to the touch, if you think about it I basically gave up on having eyebrows in exchange for being able to do tentacle hentai Whenever I Want. and that's still not worth it

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Caeneus of the House of Eternity @herasbestestboy.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Aeneas is completely owning my ass right now. saying how I'm trying to replace them with Galene "both in the cleaning sense and the sexual tension sense" as though that nymph even knows what sex is what sexual tension, what are they fucking talking about?

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Caeneus of the House of Eternity @herasbestestboy.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

wellp. Here's hoping the charging cord for my flip-phone has enough voltage to do something for Galene. imgnna pass out now

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Caeneus of the House of Eternity @herasbestestboy.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

if nobody suggests anything i;m gona go with my first plan with whac to chew up anbunch of batteries and spit them into her mouth like she's a baby bird

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Caeneus of the House of Eternity @herasbestestboy.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

okay i got @galenethenymph.bsky.social back to my place and she smells like she's still alive but what do tI do now. I don't know nymph medicine if anyone has any ideas please please please please please

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Caeneus of the House of Eternity @herasbestestboy.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

the one thing about growing up on the floating platforms is that I still struggle to sleep without the ambient siren song

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Caeneus of the House of Eternity @herasbestestboy.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Climbing up the tallest tower in all of Elysium so that I can scream I FUCKING LOVE WOMEN really loud

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Caeneus of the House of Eternity @herasbestestboy.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

a shark can smell a single drop of girl balls from over a mile away

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Caeneus of the House of Eternity @herasbestestboy.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

hey someone should go check on the dragon she's got a weirdly eidolon-shaped bulge in her stomach i think she's sick

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Caeneus of the House of Eternity @herasbestestboy.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

you know i bet if i built an antenna i could totally get cell reception on my cursed iron skin and be able to download porn whenever i want. If only I knew how to built an antenna

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Caeneus of the House of Eternity @herasbestestboy.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

I hope Hera remembers to instantiate a new head of the Pneumatics Division soon. I know the previous head got metaphysically deleted for good reasons, zhe was a sex pest, but it's kind of annoying to have to interact with a nameless white void on a regular basis.

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Caeneus of the House of Eternity @herasbestestboy.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

in the artifact vault. straight up jorkin it. and by "it", haha, well. let's just say. my tendrilts

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Caeneus of the House of Eternity @herasbestestboy.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Nobody else in Elysium could possibly understand my pain because nobody else has ever had a sibling that they were close to and then lost forever

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Caeneus of the House of Eternity @herasbestestboy.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Wait guys im invited to the OC orgy, right? right?

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Caeneus of the House of Eternity @herasbestestboy.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

you know, as a person of kaiju experience (PKE) i bet you the colossi are having a really shit time of it. Has anyone ever tried giving them a backrub and letting them cry it out?

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Caeneus of the House of Eternity @herasbestestboy.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

When you're hungry enough, eating and fucking are pretty much the same thing

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Caeneus of the House of Eternity @herasbestestboy.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

best thing about wearing a suit is that i can just take off the tie and undo a button and suddenly i've unlocked a new kind of fashion called "business slutty"

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Caeneus of the House of Eternity @herasbestestboy.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

If anybody ever asks me why Poseidon is like that I just let them know that her first pilot was a tentacle monster and you can pretty much fill in the gaps from there

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Caeneus of the House of Eternity @herasbestestboy.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

it's honestly a shame that my cursed iron skin wants to devour the whole world because the suckin and fuckin potential of this thing is totally unreal

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ZEUS, KING OF OLYMPUS @futchlightning.gunmetolymp.us · 26/06/2026

SMOKING A 10-PACK OF MENTHOL BUTCH COCK AND THEN RUNNING A CLEAN 7 MINUTE MILE. THAT'S THE GOOD LIFE.

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Caeneus of the House of Eternity @herasbestestboy.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Sometimes when I look at a nymph for too long I get this really hot feeling as I notice how similar they look to me but it's fine because I can just look away from the nymph and then I go back to normal.

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Caeneus of the House of Eternity @herasbestestboy.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

some asshole stuck a fucking fridge magnet onto my head, pretty sure it was one of the palace guards. fuck my stupid life

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Caeneus of the House of Eternity @herasbestestboy.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

I miss Circe. She used to give the absolute best beatings :(

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Caeneus of the House of Eternity @herasbestestboy.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

One time I had the vaultboys bring me an entire live goat and when i ate the entire thing in one go? that was when i realized that butches can do anything

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Caeneus of the House of Eternity @herasbestestboy.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Yeah no Hera's balls are freaking awesome They're huge and soft and they smell absolutely incredible and oh I just read the rest of the post

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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

tgirlmaomao
i may agree with your stances on the fuckability of bug-type pokemon and heavy machinery, but your analysis of the nineteen-twenties soviet economy, much like your marvelous vagina, is of minimal depth

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Caeneus of the House of Eternity @herasbestestboy.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

"Average Elysian warrior has c-cups" statistic actually false. Average Elysian warrior flat as fuck. @desire.gunmetolymp.us , who breasts so boobily that they're technically weapons in and of themselves, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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Caeneus of the House of Eternity @herasbestestboy.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Did you know that fish are either saltwater or freshwater, and if you put a saltwater fish into freshwater, the water starts absorbing into the fish and it gets grotesquely swollen and dies? Yeah that's why I keep a big salt barrel next to my bathtub

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Caeneus of the House of Eternity @herasbestestboy.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

fuck I forgot to add "pussy" onto that big list I posted earlier, now everyone thinks i don't like eating pussy. please put it on hte news that i like eating pussy it's like my fourth or fifth favorite activity

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Caeneus of the House of Eternity @herasbestestboy.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

list of things that make caeneus hungy 1. barbecue 2. coconut 3. eidolons 4. nymphs 5. caenis 6. just the right amount of acid on the fish 👌 7. athena's aegis 8. @butchwrangler.gunmetolymp.us 9. the hesperides (love u bitch) 10. the gods 11. apollo (big glowy thing not the deer) 12. adrastus

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星気深潭✨🌑 @astralabyss.m1em.gay · 06/06/2026

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