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Alcippe, the Rat Lady

@giantslayer.gunmetolymp.us
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Captain of Lord Ares' 32nd Cohort Pilot of the Handmaiden eidolon Mortal stuck in a mechanical body Protag of Rat in a Corner: amberjayne.itch.io/rat-in-a-corner Fan RP account for Gunmetal Olympus by Maria Ying pfp by @mangomakes.bsky.social

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Alcippe, the Rat Lady @giantslayer.gunmetolymp.us · 3h
sometimes aliki and i will head into the workshop and blast albums by dual natured and the fates and the maenads at full volume while she works on projects and i do my drills. you can feel the room shaking from the bass and we have to communicate by texting. fucking unparalleled vibe
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Alcippe, the Rat Lady @giantslayer.gunmetolymp.us · 15h
it hurts to look up at the elysian night sky sometimes
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Alcippe, the Rat Lady @giantslayer.gunmetolymp.us · 30/09/2026
orphdog was talking about how he made galene an accessory and now im worried what hes been up to and why hes getting innocent nymphs involved
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Alcippe, the Rat Lady @giantslayer.gunmetolymp.us · 29/09/2026
one of the few things i dont have to bemoan about the new body is that i never had body hair to begin with. aphrodite airbrushed it all away when i was blessed i was smooth as a pearl
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Alcippe, the Rat Lady @giantslayer.gunmetolymp.us · 28/09/2026
persephone aint shit in a fight with that collar on its a little embarrassing. all speed and force but you take that away and theres only pretty rudimentary technique
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Alcippe, the Rat Lady @giantslayer.gunmetolymp.us · 27/09/2026
bumped into an absolute gem of a nymph today who was running errands but she complimented my joints. normally i find it really weird when people draw attention to my mechanical features but something about her was just really warm and put me at ease. hope shes having a nice day
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Alcippe, the Rat Lady @giantslayer.gunmetolymp.us · 25/09/2026
cows are associated with zeus which is why you can pay worship to her by wearing cowkinis in your day to day life
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Alcippe, the Rat Lady @giantslayer.gunmetolymp.us · 24/09/2026
/ So thankful for GOsky accounts having particular ways they type so I know how to represent the way they would text
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Lord Demeter, Posting From Deep Inside Her Daughter @plantmommy.gunmetolymp.us · 20/09/2026
Kentucky Fried Butches
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Alcippe, the Rat Lady @giantslayer.gunmetolymp.us · 19/09/2026
for legal reasons i have to publicly state that no there is not an ancient alloy capable of injuring and shackling gods and no i do not have access to it
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Alcippe, the Rat Lady @giantslayer.gunmetolymp.us · 18/09/2026
apparently the last guy who told me to "parry this you fucking casual" was unaware that i could in fact parry that
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Alcippe, the Rat Lady @giantslayer.gunmetolymp.us · 17/09/2026
it was awesome
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Alcippe, the Rat Lady @giantslayer.gunmetolymp.us · 16/09/2026
i dont know whose idea it was for the cow maid nymphs at geryons to have functional milk tank tits but fuck am i upset that i can no longer drink the stuff. still its nice to see them offer refills tableside
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Alcippe, the Rat Lady @giantslayer.gunmetolymp.us · 12/09/2026
aliki has been playing a colony management game and is naming all of her little characters after people we know. shes giving the one named after me every possible upgrade she can. which could mean anything
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Galene @galenethenymph.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
[out of character] Tris is an incredible author so please buy her book and help her out! If you like this account, this is where Galene comes from! If you buy a copy let me know and Galene will send you a personalised thank you!
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Jane 🐇 @janereplygirl.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
YOUR 👏 LIPSTICK 👏 BELONGS 👏 ALL 👏 OVER 👏 ANOTHER 👏 WOMAN
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Galene @galenethenymph.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Awawawawawawa! Both me and my sister Palene are in this! We hope you find it a nice read!
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Orpheus | SUNSLAYER 🔥🎸 @nevereverlookback.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I'm the other contender for coolest bitch in Elysium if you care
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Alcippe, the Rat Lady @giantslayer.gunmetolymp.us · 09/09/2026
is it normal for your squire to bring home lactation meds
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Alcippe, the Rat Lady @giantslayer.gunmetolymp.us · 08/09/2026
aliki has told me that if she ever had a kid shed name them icarus. which is a cool name and all and we both love the story of the fallen pilot icarus. but its also the name my mothers gave me before i picked my own
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Alcippe, the Rat Lady @giantslayer.gunmetolymp.us · 08/09/2026
just bumped into myself at a party in one of aphrodites temples. she was chatting up one of the nuns which yes is very in character for me but it wasnt me. im me. who the fuck is this
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Alcippe, the Rat Lady @giantslayer.gunmetolymp.us · 08/09/2026
i sometimes wonder how big a crime i could get away with by seducing aphrodite and having the krypteia called off me
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Aphrodite @desire.gunmetolymp.us · 05/09/2026
They're chaining you to a rock and feeding your liver to an eagle for eternity in the quote tweets
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Alcippe, the Rat Lady @giantslayer.gunmetolymp.us · 05/09/2026
lots of talk about eggs recently and i dont get the commotion is there something going on with the suppliers
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Alcippe, the Rat Lady @giantslayer.gunmetolymp.us · 05/09/2026
when we can finally expand beyond the wall theres a spot i really want to turn into a duelling ring
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Alcippe, the Rat Lady @giantslayer.gunmetolymp.us · 04/09/2026
i swear every time i have to deploy alongside some honoured pilot from the contingent of light theyre the most insufferable and uncooperative snob ive ever met. i would file every last one of the fuckers for petty insubordination if it wouldnt lead to the twins throwing a fit at ares
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Alcippe, the Rat Lady @giantslayer.gunmetolymp.us · 01/09/2026
orpheus has started wearing shirts. this is my personal outpost altis
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Alcippe, the Rat Lady @giantslayer.gunmetolymp.us · 01/09/2026
apollos assassins keep coming after mel and i keep killing them so i asked apollo how many assassins ey has and ey said ey just goes to the temples to find new assassins so i said it just sounds like eys just feeding assassins to me and then eir sisters pet huntress started crying
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Alcippe, the Rat Lady @giantslayer.gunmetolymp.us · 01/09/2026
no my armpits do not smell like the air that comes out of your computer fan. i dont have nearly that much dust in me
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Alcippe, the Rat Lady @giantslayer.gunmetolymp.us · 31/08/2026
i can vouch for a few gods this is true
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Alcippe, the Rat Lady @giantslayer.gunmetolymp.us · 31/08/2026
ive been saying this bsky.app/profile/gian...
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Alcippe, the Rat Lady @giantslayer.gunmetolymp.us · 18/05/2026
what the fuck do you mean there was a pheromone orgy at forge aetnaeus and i MISSED IT
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Alcippe, the Rat Lady @giantslayer.gunmetolymp.us · 31/08/2026
im in this one
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Galene @galenethenymph.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
A book about my network friend @giantslayer.gunmetolymp.us!
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Alcippe, the Rat Lady @giantslayer.gunmetolymp.us · 29/08/2026
a lot of the clones i visit are really enthusiastic about learning how to fight. and im really enthusiastic about showing them
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Alcippe, the Rat Lady @giantslayer.gunmetolymp.us · 26/08/2026
aliki is baking sugar cookies to share with her friends but shes not cutting it into shapes. shes just making it as one giant cookie. she keeps calling it "The Slab" with more holy reverence than ive ever seen her use for any of the gods. is this normal
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Alcippe, the Rat Lady @giantslayer.gunmetolymp.us · 24/08/2026
bitches love when i execute a perfect helmbreaker and all those juicy damage numbers flash behind me a second later
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Alcippe, the Rat Lady @giantslayer.gunmetolymp.us · 19/08/2026
you havent truly experienced happiness until youve gone down on a woman soaking with sweat after sparring all day
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Alcippe, the Rat Lady @giantslayer.gunmetolymp.us · 18/08/2026
what a lot of people dont always pick up on is that im only this cool because i grew up around herakles
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Amber Jayne 🐀 Rat in a Corner OUT NOW !!! @ambernymph.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
It's hard to say who's the coolest woman in Elysium, but Captain Alcippe is certainly in the running. RAT IN A CORNER releases on the 31st of this month! Preorder at amberjayne.itch.io/rat-in-a-cor... #GunmetalOlympus #RatInACornerGO
The cameras cut back to my face as my helmet snaps shut around it. The visor illuminates in indigo as I turn away, my eyes upon a gate that now shudders open slow enough for a few parting words to the audience from the Lord of Desire. “Giantslayer of Caryatid! Any words for the people of Elysium?” As she speaks, the walls surrounding the arena and separating me from the audience shutter black, hiding them behind a one-way window from myself and my approaching foe.

Intuitively, thanks to the oneness between my mind and the systems of the talos — and in turn, the Handmaiden — I sense my comms open to the speakers throughout the Odeon.

“No, My Lord. If it pleases the people and yourself, I would allow my upcoming triumph to speak for me.”
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Alcippe, the Rat Lady @giantslayer.gunmetolymp.us · 18/08/2026
🐀
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Alcippe, the Rat Lady @giantslayer.gunmetolymp.us · 16/08/2026
people always say to quit while youre ahead. well that one time i was a head i got put on a shelf and watched my headless body get railed and it was awesome so i dont know why anyone would quit at that point
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Alcippe, the Rat Lady @giantslayer.gunmetolymp.us · 14/08/2026
im getting really tired of this stop sending assassins after melpomene ive had to kill like eight of them this month alone shes not even aware of half of those
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Alcippe, the Rat Lady @giantslayer.gunmetolymp.us · 10/08/2026
i left the room for twenty minutes and came back to find castor and polydeuces playing with my phone theyre so cute i love my rats
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Alcippe, the Rat Lady @giantslayer.gunmetolymp.us · 10/08/2026
lo, hear þe well of our great deeds. i, sigurd, hað from our palace silently slipp'd, and wið great doings of strengð hað stölen jötunnmaðr's speaking-glass!
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Alcippe, the Rat Lady @giantslayer.gunmetolymp.us · 10/08/2026
oh to knock a woman to the floor and then kick her sword over in her direction and tell her to get the fuck up
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Alcippe, the Rat Lady @giantslayer.gunmetolymp.us · 09/08/2026
the lords of elysium dont want you to know this but the knight girls at the bar are free you can take them home with you ive been taken home by twenty seven women this month
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Alcippe, the Rat Lady @giantslayer.gunmetolymp.us · 09/08/2026
theyre saying im "coming out" this month apparently. i dont know what that means ive openly been a lesbian for my entire life what am i coming out about
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Alcippe, the Rat Lady @giantslayer.gunmetolymp.us · 07/08/2026
ive been told to start carrying pistols so i can "maintain a combo" and achieve "super sexy style." whatever that means
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Alcippe, the Rat Lady @giantslayer.gunmetolymp.us · 06/08/2026
i should convince aphrodite to fight me in the arena i think i could take her if i put the moves on
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