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Melita, Doctor for the Estate of Butches

@butchwrangler.gunmetolymp.us
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The person preventing the people preventing you from dying of starvation from dying of accidents and diseases and whatever. Sick of everyone's shit, but don't tell the gods that. (pfp by H. D. Thorne. Read the Hades Calculus!)

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Melita, Doctor for the Estate of Butches @butchwrangler.gunmetolymp.us · 02/10/2026
Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week
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Melita, Doctor for the Estate of Butches @butchwrangler.gunmetolymp.us · 23/09/2026
Can't stand the stereotype that only seniors love Werther's Original. They're simply the ideal candy: sweet without being overpowering due to the slow dissolution in the mouth, and the caramel adds a subtlety to the flavor that sets them apart from a skittle or a starburst.
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Melita, Doctor for the Estate of Butches @butchwrangler.gunmetolymp.us · 21/09/2026
Right, who wants to be the lucky woman who gets to be the first one to be implanted with my newly developed Pentahog ™️
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Melita, Doctor for the Estate of Butches @butchwrangler.gunmetolymp.us · 20/09/2026
You can't win me back this easily, mother.
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Melita, Doctor for the Estate of Butches @butchwrangler.gunmetolymp.us · 14/09/2026
I may not have full citizen rights but you know what I do have? Taste buds. Asswipe.
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Eloise Powers @elnopower.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I ♥️ Shoebill Storks
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birdsandwildlife.bsky.social @birdsandwildlife.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Shoebill Stork. Eastern Africa. They're astounding.
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Count Draugula @artd.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
A distant and poor photograph of a shoebill in a marsh. It’s a big bird with a frightening face dominated by a huge bill. It is also known as the death pelican or simply monsterface
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Melita, Doctor for the Estate of Butches @butchwrangler.gunmetolymp.us · 10/09/2026
The reason I’m so thicc isn’t even body fat (though I have plenty). It’s actually that my toros needs extra space in it to fit all of my redundant and custom-built organs.
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Melita, Doctor for the Estate of Butches @butchwrangler.gunmetolymp.us · 04/09/2026
Overheard Khloe showing the other butchmarks her new cocktail, she calls it the White Melita. Frankly I'm far too scared to ask what's in it.
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Melita, Doctor for the Estate of Butches @butchwrangler.gunmetolymp.us · 01/09/2026
Lord Adrastus does wear ugly shoes, this is known.
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m4plesoda @m4plesoda.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
woke up in a cold sweat. made some bullshit #zoneoftheenders
Anubis on all fours, tail tucked between wrists.
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Melita, Doctor for the Estate of Butches @butchwrangler.gunmetolymp.us · 31/08/2026
Mother, I'm glad you reincarnated yourself, because it means now I can come up with a way to kill you again.
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Melita, Doctor for the Estate of Butches @butchwrangler.gunmetolymp.us · 31/08/2026
Starting a new crowdfunding campaign to overthrow great-great grandmother so she will stop saying things that aren't true.
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Melita, Doctor for the Estate of Butches @butchwrangler.gunmetolymp.us · 29/08/2026
My sources are telling me that the huntresses in Artemis's domain have named one of their pet mountain lions after me. Do not approve.
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Melita, Doctor for the Estate of Butches @butchwrangler.gunmetolymp.us · 29/08/2026
LRP: Obviously this isn't why I acquired and mastered my beloved dart gun, Sisterly Affection, but it isn't *not* why I did that.
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blue @bluebirdofsorrow.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
i think more women are likely to let me hit from behind if i can hit a target from 100 metres
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Melita, Doctor for the Estate of Butches @butchwrangler.gunmetolymp.us · 24/08/2026
Ah, I remember when I did that. Took mother nearly a month to realize what we were doing...
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Melita, Doctor for the Estate of Butches @butchwrangler.gunmetolymp.us · 23/08/2026
"All Marks Two are the same size" they say, as I loom ominously over entire conversations.
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Melita, Doctor for the Estate of Butches @butchwrangler.gunmetolymp.us · 19/08/2026
Bitches don't even know about my tentacles.
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💙Melonix💜COMMISSIONS OPEN @melonishvarts.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
new character Kira 🪼 #oc
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Melita, Doctor for the Estate of Butches @butchwrangler.gunmetolymp.us · 16/08/2026
Headache is gone. Damn that soup was good
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Melita, Doctor for the Estate of Butches @butchwrangler.gunmetolymp.us · 16/08/2026
Acquired headache from having to listen to Lord Adrastus talk about theater for too long. Might die. Ligeia brought me soup but it did nothing.
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Melita, Doctor for the Estate of Butches @butchwrangler.gunmetolymp.us · 15/08/2026
Sometimes I consider changing genres. Forget being an "experiments on the innocent creating monsters" mad scientist, maybe I need to be a "spills some blue liquid on my arm in panel 1 of a 4-8 panel sequence" mad scientist.
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Melita, Doctor for the Estate of Butches @butchwrangler.gunmetolymp.us · 14/08/2026
My "safe sex for marks" seminar is now open, reserve your seats quickly because I can only assume they'll fill up fast.
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Melita, Doctor for the Estate of Butches @butchwrangler.gunmetolymp.us · 13/08/2026
Women love volunteering to become my attack dog. I’m not even femme4femme why are you doing this.
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Melita, Doctor for the Estate of Butches @butchwrangler.gunmetolymp.us · 10/08/2026
Do I mean nothing to you
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Melita, Doctor for the Estate of Butches @butchwrangler.gunmetolymp.us · 06/08/2026
🚬🚬🚬
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Melita, Doctor for the Estate of Butches @butchwrangler.gunmetolymp.us · 05/08/2026
...am I "sinister"? I'm not sinister. I'm nice. People like me.
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Melita, Doctor for the Estate of Butches @butchwrangler.gunmetolymp.us · 02/08/2026
Did anybody else just see the silver roof panther running by or has Demeter's final revenge against me finally triggered and my mind is going
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Melita, Doctor for the Estate of Butches @butchwrangler.gunmetolymp.us · 30/07/2026
There there, great-great grandmother. At least you'll always have me.
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Melita, Doctor for the Estate of Butches @butchwrangler.gunmetolymp.us · 01/04/2026
My creator will try to tell you that I habitually wear pants, but that is a lie. I am on that anime salarywoman black pressed miniskirt with the stockings shit and nobody can stop me.
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Melita, Doctor for the Estate of Butches @butchwrangler.gunmetolymp.us · 25/07/2026
From now on, try Minos's. You can get a bowl of noodles with beef and a side pita for only one ration ticket, heterophile.
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Melita, Doctor for the Estate of Butches @butchwrangler.gunmetolymp.us · 19/07/2026
At this point I'm seriously considering just up and kidnapping her
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Melita, Doctor for the Estate of Butches @butchwrangler.gunmetolymp.us · 15/07/2026
@benjanun.bsky.social The dragon wasn't even sick. She just ate an eidolon to see if she could. I don't even think it was necessarily all that bad for her, unlike getting pulled out of my one day off that I get every month, which is definitely bad for me.
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Melita, Doctor for the Estate of Butches @butchwrangler.gunmetolymp.us · 15/07/2026
uuuuuuuuuuggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh fiiiiiiiiiiiiiine
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Melita, Doctor for the Estate of Butches @butchwrangler.gunmetolymp.us · 15/07/2026
Good news everybody, I’ve made peace with the Broodingly Handsome Butch Warlord Nihilanth, so the resonance cascade is over.
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Neurotic Chica @b0nebat.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Slime woman oc I haven't drawn since like 2020 or something (her name's Lia btw)
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Melita, Doctor for the Estate of Butches @butchwrangler.gunmetolymp.us · 11/07/2026
Lord Adrastus is asking me to... push a sled with a large yellow crystal into a giant spinning green lightning mechanism? Alright. I can't see any possible unforeseen consequences of this action, won't take a jiffy.
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GRAM/グラム☔️ @gram18quartz.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Glow #OC
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Melita, Doctor for the Estate of Butches @butchwrangler.gunmetolymp.us · 11/07/2026
@madalithea.gunmetolymp.us I'm making you a new hand. Would you prefer it normal-style, a big claw, or tentacle with suction cups?
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Melita, Doctor for the Estate of Butches @butchwrangler.gunmetolymp.us · 10/07/2026
I actually know the whole deal about the Banner-class eidolons btw. After the fiftieth “Adrastus will be inside of Anesidora” joke out of Demeter’s mouth it becomes fairly clear what’s happening.
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Melita, Doctor for the Estate of Butches @butchwrangler.gunmetolymp.us · 09/07/2026
Transitioning my gender from Doctor Old Lady Cigarettes to Doctor Old Lady Hookah.
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enjei.NSFW🔞 @nojahns.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
❤️‍🔥
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Melita, Doctor for the Estate of Butches @butchwrangler.gunmetolymp.us · 07/07/2026
Engaging in psychic warfare with my mother by making her watch her mother become progressively taller and bustier. I really hope this counts as winning.
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Melita, Doctor for the Estate of Butches @butchwrangler.gunmetolymp.us · 07/07/2026
I'd look pretty good as the dark lord though. Skintight outfit, all in black, cleavage, really blatant purple for my lips and eyes, hunky butch minions who serve me unconditionally while I verbally abuse them...
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Melita, Doctor for the Estate of Butches @butchwrangler.gunmetolymp.us · 06/07/2026
I like to think that if I were in Lord of the Rings I'd be like Gandalf. If I ever actually picked up the ring I'd be the new dark lord in 0.2 seconds flat, but I'd also be wise enough not to pick up the ring in the first place.
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Melita, Doctor for the Estate of Butches @butchwrangler.gunmetolymp.us · 05/07/2026
Telling Lord Adrastus that I'm incredibly proud of the wonderful young man he's become so that he's too busy crying to actually scrutinize the budget proposal I give him to sign five minutes later
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clinkerbrick.bsky.social @clinkerbrick.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
My favourite bird 💯💖😊
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Shoebill Stork Blinking
ALT: Shoebill Stork Blinking
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𝚁𝚊𝚢𝟶𝚏𝚂𝚞𝚗𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚎🇺🇦✊ @realroffs.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Did someone say shoebill stork?
Shoebill Stork imitates an eagle 🦅
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