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35M WARNING: This account is not for children, or adults who don't act like children. I talk about nerd shit, sex work and other kinds of degeneracy. I do not give a single fucking shit if that offends you. King of Autism YouTube.com/@heofthevoid1181

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Heofthevoid 🔞 @heofthevoid.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
You won't see me complaining.
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Heofthevoid 🔞 @heofthevoid.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Having a massive action figure collection is awesome, and I love seeing people's reaction to it. However: No one understands the Herculean task that is dusting it. I'm not even kidding when I say it takes about half the day and at least 3 cans of compressed air to complete. Dark side of the Nerd.
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Heofthevoid 🔞 @heofthevoid.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Why did Tiffaney need MITB again?
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Heofthevoid 🔞 @heofthevoid.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Translation: Hasbruh is hemorrhaging money because of their terrible business decisions and thus is continuing to fuck over the consumer by rapidly decreasing the value of the only product (by removing guaranteed foils.) that even remotely makes them money.
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Heofthevoid 🔞 @heofthevoid.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
No, seriously: Hasbruh exists in spite of itself, not because of itself. They shaft the consumer, make products no one wants, sign terrible deals with corporate conglomerates like Disney and then leave us consumers holding the bag. FUCK HASBURH WITH A CACTUS!
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Heofthevoid 🔞 @heofthevoid.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hasbruh continues to prove that they will do ANYTHING to make/save money, EXCEPT making quality products that the people that they depend on to make money want to buy. They will fuck us over anyway they can, and then wonder why the response is complete apathy. Fuck Hasbruh, with a cactus. 2/2
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Heofthevoid 🔞 @heofthevoid.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Translation: Hasbruh is losing so much money because they are the most incompetent morons in the universe, that they are actively tanking the value of the one product that actually makes them money, because they can't afford guarantied foils anymore. 1/2 magic.wizards.com/en/news/anno...
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Updating Our Boosters in 2027
We're making the booster-opening experience even more exciting in 2027. Here are the changes you can expect starting with Nauctis: The Sunken Realm.
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Heofthevoid 🔞 @heofthevoid.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Me on my way:
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Waddling Penguin on Ice
ALT: Waddling Penguin on Ice
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Heofthevoid 🔞 @heofthevoid.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What have I said about you being hot? STOP THAT, it confuses me. :P
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Heofthevoid 🔞 @heofthevoid.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
After all the shit I've been through this summer, the universe owes me a blow job.
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Heofthevoid 🔞 @heofthevoid.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
PSA: If you take a card that a child opened as one of his last acts on this Earth before DYING from pancreatic cancer, and artificially jack the price to make money from it: You are the equivalent of the liquid at the bottom of a dumpster. Get fucked with a cactus you scum sucking parasite.
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Heofthevoid 🔞 @heofthevoid.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Taco Bell’s breakfast is crack, that’s all.
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Heofthevoid 🔞 @heofthevoid.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
*Grab's Bea's immune system.* WORK DAMN YOU.
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Heofthevoid 🔞 @heofthevoid.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I love her so much.
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Heofthevoid 🔞 @heofthevoid.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
@brujajagaming.bsky.social NEW SYR GINGER CARD, THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
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Heofthevoid 🔞 @heofthevoid.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Mexico City deserves a Wrestlemania far more than Saudi Arabia, tonight's red hot crowd confirms it. Reward cities that embrace the performers, not the highest bidder that pays in blood money.
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Heofthevoid 🔞 @heofthevoid.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Big...hecken...yikes
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Heofthevoid 🔞 @heofthevoid.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The fact this has to be said, scares me.
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Heofthevoid 🔞 @heofthevoid.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Oof
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Heofthevoid 🔞 @heofthevoid.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I need a link, this is "so bad it's good" territory.
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Heofthevoid 🔞 @heofthevoid.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
To brands who still use AI fliers: Roses are read, violets are blue, your fliers are shit and so are you.
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Heofthevoid 🔞 @heofthevoid.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Trump used an AI slop image of Optimus Prime to advertise his racist obsession with hating brown people. Optimus Prime said freedom is the right of ALL sentient beings. Take Optimus and Petter Cullen's names out of your pedo rapist mouth.
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Heofthevoid 🔞 @heofthevoid.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
By super late, do you mean before or after 12? If it's before I'd come running to hang out with you. I'm 35 pushing 36, my days of staying up till fuck you in the morning are behind me.
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Heofthevoid 🔞 @heofthevoid.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
That sounds awesome! Too bad I won't be playing until you turn off Denuvo, because I'm not installing a computer virus just to play DBD.
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Heofthevoid 🔞 @heofthevoid.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Void Void Kirby
ALT: Void Void Kirby
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Heofthevoid 🔞 @heofthevoid.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Today is a good day to burn down the system and dance around the flames while sipping dirty Dr. Pepper. I don't know why I typed this sentence into the internet, but I did. *FBI: For legal reasons, this is a joke.*
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Heofthevoid 🔞 @heofthevoid.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
My thoughts on the passing of the legendary Petter Cullen.
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Heofthevoid 🔞 @heofthevoid.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
If you are blaming Dolly Parton's death on a vaccine she (an 80 year old woman) took 6 years ago, please go eat some poop lettuce.
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Heofthevoid 🔞 @heofthevoid.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Not only will Mystery pack commander ONLY be available at an overpriced convention, it won't even be fully legal in eternal formats until TWO FUCKING MONTHS after its "release." So not only will it be fuck off expensive to get the cards, you can't even play them fully. #fuckhasbro.
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Heofthevoid 🔞 @heofthevoid.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Today is a good day to burn the system to the fucking ground.
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Heofthevoid 🔞 @heofthevoid.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton was a beacon of light, a soul full of kindness and a true one of one. Everything she touched turned to solid gold and every person she was around was better off because of her. Miss Dolly, rest in peace darling, you achieved nothing short of greatness.
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Heofthevoid 🔞 @heofthevoid.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Hasbruh/WOTC being Hasbruh/WOTC again.
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Heofthevoid 🔞 @heofthevoid.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
How are you so fucking hot?
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Heofthevoid 🔞 @heofthevoid.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
*swoons*
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Heofthevoid 🔞 @heofthevoid.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
For those wondering what ADHD is like:
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Joystick.TV @joystick.tv · 12/08/2026
Shoutout To All The Hardworking Creators Out There!
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Heofthevoid 🔞 @heofthevoid.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
If anyone here is considering streaming, please consider @joystick.tv. The community is amazing, there's both SFW and NSFW streamers (both kinds doing well) and they will never hijack your content to feed AI slop machines like a certain other streaming platform.
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Heofthevoid 🔞 @heofthevoid.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Home girl has single handedly saved runs for me.
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Heofthevoid 🔞 @heofthevoid.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
The vision is the latest victim of Def Rebel's reign of terror. When are these talentless idiots going to be fired, so they can stop ruining the entrance of every wrestler?
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Heofthevoid 🔞 @heofthevoid.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
We can literally have nothing nice in this world.
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Heofthevoid 🔞 @heofthevoid.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
When are they going to realized that Jade is a failed experiment and stop giving her premium time or just release her?
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Heofthevoid 🔞 @heofthevoid.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Random religious asshole: "YOU'RE GOING TO BE TORTURED IN HELL FOR BEING AN ATHEIST!" Me: "I lived in Florida for four years, there's literally nothing Satan could do to me that's worse than living in Florida."
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Heofthevoid 🔞 @heofthevoid.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I will never buy, nor play another EA game. Taking blood money from the Saudi's is unforgivable.
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Heofthevoid 🔞 @heofthevoid.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
🤢Seriously, fuck that shit.
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Heofthevoid 🔞 @heofthevoid.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
When Playboy magazine respects women more than our President.
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Heofthevoid 🔞 @heofthevoid.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I have an Abzan toughness matters deck that would KILL for this card.
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Heofthevoid 🔞 @heofthevoid.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Another reason as to why I love Weird Al so much.
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Heofthevoid 🔞 @heofthevoid.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
You being shit at DBD is not a valid reason to nerf a killer. You being shit at DBD is not a valid reason to nerf a killer. You being shit at DBD is not a valid reason to nerf a killer. You being shit at DBD is not a valid reason to nerf a killer.
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Heofthevoid 🔞 @heofthevoid.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Dead by Daylight is the only game I've ever seen that has an imaginary rule book and that you'll get flamed, threatened, harassed and/or doxxed over if you don't play by said imaginary rule book. There's a reason why people who don't play DBD look at the community like they're all insane.
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Heofthevoid 🔞 @heofthevoid.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
....Hi...
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