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Heofthevoid 🔞

@heofthevoid.bsky.social
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35M WARNING: This account is not for children, or adults who don't act like children. I talk about nerd shit, sex work and other kinds of degeneracy. I do not give a single fucking shit if that offends you. King of Autism YouTube.com/@heofthevoid1181

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Heofthevoid 🔞 @heofthevoid.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
@brujajagaming.bsky.social NEW SYR GINGER CARD, THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
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Heofthevoid 🔞 @heofthevoid.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
My thoughts on the passing of the legendary Petter Cullen.
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Heofthevoid 🔞 @heofthevoid.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Not only will Mystery pack commander ONLY be available at an overpriced convention, it won't even be fully legal in eternal formats until TWO FUCKING MONTHS after its "release." So not only will it be fuck off expensive to get the cards, you can't even play them fully. #fuckhasbro.
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Heofthevoid 🔞 @heofthevoid.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
For those wondering what ADHD is like:
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Heofthevoid 🔞 @heofthevoid.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
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Heofthevoid 🔞 @heofthevoid.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
The entire fucking machine was empty, THE ENTIRE FUCKING MACHINE. If you are a scalper stealing pokemon cards from kids, I hope your genitals shrivel up and fall off. Legitimately go to hell you disgusting tumors on the ass of society.
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Heofthevoid 🔞 @heofthevoid.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Would you be cool being chained up in this basement?
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Heofthevoid 🔞 @heofthevoid.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
If you play this card, chances are I don't like you as a person. To the guy who played this against me last night at commander night and made the game so convoluted that I scooped to avoid the headache: I hate you. (Respectfully.)
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Heofthevoid 🔞 @heofthevoid.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
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Heofthevoid 🔞 @heofthevoid.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
I want you all to look at this. I typed "Trump" into google to see what illegal shit he's doing today and this popped up. Notice how every site is covering the impact of the illegal Iran war...except fox "news" who is bitching about Bruce fucking Springsteen tickets.
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Heofthevoid 🔞 @heofthevoid.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
I have never seen a card that's more @brujajagaming.bsky.social coded.
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Heofthevoid 🔞 @heofthevoid.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Late birthday gift from my parents. This is an extreme milkshake from a local diner. Peanut butter and chocolate, cup covered in peanut butter and cookie bits, with a whole ass ice cream cookie sandwich in it.
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Heofthevoid 🔞 @heofthevoid.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
I would rather stick my hand in a wasp nest than ever transform this garbage pile ever again.
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Heofthevoid 🔞 @heofthevoid.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Here's me as a magic card, because I'm the least serious person on the planet.
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Heofthevoid 🔞 @heofthevoid.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
I hope you don't mind me making this, but I'm an MTG nerd and your amazing art inspired me to make a card.
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Heofthevoid 🔞 @heofthevoid.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Ovi, What's left to say about your magnificent career? You are the heart and soul of the Capitals and really all of hockey. Your greatness speaks for itself, and it speaks loudly. You changed the fate of the Capitals and brought us to the greatest of heights. 1/2
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Heofthevoid 🔞 @heofthevoid.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Who's down for the heist of the century? We have the chance to become legends.
Pictured: A cave in Missouri that holds 1.4 billion pounds of cheese.
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Heofthevoid 🔞 @heofthevoid.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
If someone ever says to you "he was just being awkward and giving his love to the crowd," show them this.
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Heofthevoid 🔞 @heofthevoid.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
We lost a legend, a trailblazer and a over all amazing person last night. Greg Gumbel was responsible for so many memorable calls in so many different sports. Greg wasn't just a sportscaster, he was a sports fan. Rest in peace Greg, may you forever call both games. #fuckcancer
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