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35M WARNING: This account is not for children, or adults who don't act like children. I talk about nerd shit, sex work and other kinds of degeneracy. I do not give a single fucking shit if that offends you. King of Autism YouTube.com/@heofthevoid1181

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Heofthevoid 🔞 @heofthevoid.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Having a massive action figure collection is awesome, and I love seeing people's reaction to it. However: No one understands the Herculean task that is dusting it. I'm not even kidding when I say it takes about half the day and at least 3 cans of compressed air to complete. Dark side of the Nerd.
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Heofthevoid 🔞 @heofthevoid.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Why did Tiffaney need MITB again?
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Heofthevoid 🔞 @heofthevoid.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
No, seriously: Hasbruh exists in spite of itself, not because of itself. They shaft the consumer, make products no one wants, sign terrible deals with corporate conglomerates like Disney and then leave us consumers holding the bag. FUCK HASBURH WITH A CACTUS!
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Heofthevoid 🔞 @heofthevoid.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Translation: Hasbruh is losing so much money because they are the most incompetent morons in the universe, that they are actively tanking the value of the one product that actually makes them money, because they can't afford guarantied foils anymore. 1/2 magic.wizards.com/en/news/anno...
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Updating Our Boosters in 2027
We're making the booster-opening experience even more exciting in 2027. Here are the changes you can expect starting with Nauctis: The Sunken Realm.
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Heofthevoid 🔞 @heofthevoid.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
After all the shit I've been through this summer, the universe owes me a blow job.
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Heofthevoid 🔞 @heofthevoid.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
PSA: If you take a card that a child opened as one of his last acts on this Earth before DYING from pancreatic cancer, and artificially jack the price to make money from it: You are the equivalent of the liquid at the bottom of a dumpster. Get fucked with a cactus you scum sucking parasite.
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Heofthevoid 🔞 @heofthevoid.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Taco Bell’s breakfast is crack, that’s all.
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Heofthevoid 🔞 @heofthevoid.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
@brujajagaming.bsky.social NEW SYR GINGER CARD, THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
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Heofthevoid 🔞 @heofthevoid.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Mexico City deserves a Wrestlemania far more than Saudi Arabia, tonight's red hot crowd confirms it. Reward cities that embrace the performers, not the highest bidder that pays in blood money.
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Heofthevoid 🔞 @heofthevoid.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
To brands who still use AI fliers: Roses are read, violets are blue, your fliers are shit and so are you.
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Heofthevoid 🔞 @heofthevoid.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Trump used an AI slop image of Optimus Prime to advertise his racist obsession with hating brown people. Optimus Prime said freedom is the right of ALL sentient beings. Take Optimus and Petter Cullen's names out of your pedo rapist mouth.
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Heofthevoid 🔞 @heofthevoid.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Void Void Kirby
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Heofthevoid 🔞 @heofthevoid.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Today is a good day to burn down the system and dance around the flames while sipping dirty Dr. Pepper. I don't know why I typed this sentence into the internet, but I did. *FBI: For legal reasons, this is a joke.*
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Heofthevoid 🔞 @heofthevoid.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
My thoughts on the passing of the legendary Petter Cullen.
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Heofthevoid 🔞 @heofthevoid.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
If you are blaming Dolly Parton's death on a vaccine she (an 80 year old woman) took 6 years ago, please go eat some poop lettuce.
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Heofthevoid 🔞 @heofthevoid.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Not only will Mystery pack commander ONLY be available at an overpriced convention, it won't even be fully legal in eternal formats until TWO FUCKING MONTHS after its "release." So not only will it be fuck off expensive to get the cards, you can't even play them fully. #fuckhasbro.
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Heofthevoid 🔞 @heofthevoid.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton was a beacon of light, a soul full of kindness and a true one of one. Everything she touched turned to solid gold and every person she was around was better off because of her. Miss Dolly, rest in peace darling, you achieved nothing short of greatness.
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Heofthevoid 🔞 @heofthevoid.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
For those wondering what ADHD is like:
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Joystick.TV @joystick.tv · 12/08/2026
Shoutout To All The Hardworking Creators Out There!
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Heofthevoid 🔞 @heofthevoid.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
If anyone here is considering streaming, please consider @joystick.tv. The community is amazing, there's both SFW and NSFW streamers (both kinds doing well) and they will never hijack your content to feed AI slop machines like a certain other streaming platform.
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Heofthevoid 🔞 @heofthevoid.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
The vision is the latest victim of Def Rebel's reign of terror. When are these talentless idiots going to be fired, so they can stop ruining the entrance of every wrestler?
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Heofthevoid 🔞 @heofthevoid.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Random religious asshole: "YOU'RE GOING TO BE TORTURED IN HELL FOR BEING AN ATHEIST!" Me: "I lived in Florida for four years, there's literally nothing Satan could do to me that's worse than living in Florida."
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Heofthevoid 🔞 @heofthevoid.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
When Playboy magazine respects women more than our President.
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Heofthevoid 🔞 @heofthevoid.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
You being shit at DBD is not a valid reason to nerf a killer. You being shit at DBD is not a valid reason to nerf a killer. You being shit at DBD is not a valid reason to nerf a killer. You being shit at DBD is not a valid reason to nerf a killer.
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Heofthevoid 🔞 @heofthevoid.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Dead by Daylight is the only game I've ever seen that has an imaginary rule book and that you'll get flamed, threatened, harassed and/or doxxed over if you don't play by said imaginary rule book. There's a reason why people who don't play DBD look at the community like they're all insane.
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Heofthevoid 🔞 @heofthevoid.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
DESPITE ALL MY RAGE I'M STILL JUST AN ASTHMATIC NERD IN A BASEMENT! (Seriously, I don't know why I'm doing this, other than self loathing and a general hatred for humanity as a species, and like, can you blame me when the fucking air is trying to kill me?)
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Heofthevoid 🔞 @heofthevoid.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
We had to open the outside door in my basement today, I was overwhelmed by the smoke in SECONDS and the door was open for about a minute. PLEASE TAKE THIS SHIT SERIOUSLY AND VOTE FOR PEOPLE WHO WILL RESTORE LOGICAL REGULATIONS SO PEOPLE LIKE ME WON'T FUCKING DIE FROM THE FUCKING AIR! SCREAMING!
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Heofthevoid 🔞 @heofthevoid.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
NO SERIOUSLY, APPARENTLY TRANS PEOPLE TAKING A PISS IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN THE FACT THE AIR IN THIS COUNTRY HAS LITERALLY FUCKING KILLED PEOPLE IN THE LAST FEW DAYS! THE FUCKING AIR HAS KILLED PEOPLE AND THESE SHITHEADS CARE MORE ABOUT PISSING!
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Heofthevoid 🔞 @heofthevoid.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
PEOPLE ARE GETTING THE SCREAMING SHITS FROM LETTUCE, COWS ARE DYING FROM SCREW WORMS, THE AIR IS LITERALLY POISONOUS AND THESE DUMB MOTHER FUCKERS ARE STILL MORE CONCERNED ABOUT WHERE TRANS PEOPLE PEE. I WELCOME A YELLOWSTONE SUPER VOLCANO EXPLOSION AT THIS POINT, IT WOULD BE A FUCKING IMPROVEMENT!
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Heofthevoid 🔞 @heofthevoid.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I am asthmatic, the air right now could literally fucking kill me. DO WE UNDERSTAND WHY REGULATIONS ARE A GOOD THING NOW?
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Heofthevoid 🔞 @heofthevoid.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
*reads what's going on in the news* Ah, so now we're shitting our whole ass in a taco bell to own the libs?....wait...that's normal.
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Heofthevoid 🔞 @heofthevoid.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
So Plastered Pete said the DOD is going to test men over 30 for Testosterone levels, and if they test low, they can get replacement therapy. A reminder that they kicked out every trans person out of the military. Apparently it's only "body mutilation" when trans people do it. Fuck right off.
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Heofthevoid 🔞 @heofthevoid.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Dear Lindsey Graham: Rest in piss you fascist shithead, the world will not miss you! If someone can tell us when the funeral is so we can turn his grave into an open air, gender neutral bathroom, that'd be great. PS: My condolences to Grindr, who just lost one of their best customers.
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Heofthevoid 🔞 @heofthevoid.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
If your SO says "It's me or your hobbies," They ain't it chief. If they bulk at you spending your own money on a console, they ain't it chief. If you are doing all your duties, spending time with them and they still bulk at you enjoying yourself, they ain't it chief. 1/2
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Heofthevoid 🔞 @heofthevoid.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
If you set off fireworks 5 feet from someone's house, I hope you blow your dick clean off and that it flies off and clogs someone else's throat who's also setting off fireworks 5 feet from someone else's throat.
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Heofthevoid 🔞 @heofthevoid.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Dear Mr Beast: If I see one more of your crypto scams in a discord server I mod in, I will find you and drown you in a kiddie pool of your moldy Lunchly nacho cheese. I will beat you with one of your stupid panther robot action figures. I will bury you in unsold blind bags. Eat shit and die. -Brian
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Heofthevoid 🔞 @heofthevoid.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Oh, and if I have to ban ONE MORE FUCKING MR. BEAST CRYPTO SCAMMER from a discord server I moderate, I'm going to commit war crimes.
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Heofthevoid 🔞 @heofthevoid.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Here's your reminder that Mr. Beast is not a good person, and is basically the old man from squid games. He could just donate the money to people, but instead he puts them in dangerous and often humiliating situations to dance for dollar bills. Oh and he knowingly employed a pedo, so there's that.
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Heofthevoid 🔞 @heofthevoid.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Pollen blooms can suck my entire ass through a crazy straw.
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Heofthevoid 🔞 @heofthevoid.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
The curse of Danhausen strikes again, that shit takes no prisoners.
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Heofthevoid 🔞 @heofthevoid.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
PSA: Saudi Arabia can crow about how "progressive" they're becoming all they want, but I won't buy it when the female WWE wrestlers have to dress like soccer moms and the reaction from the crowd is ice cold. Like you can hear a pin drop when the women come out, almost like the crowd is full of 1/2
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Heofthevoid 🔞 @heofthevoid.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Ok, so after a good amount of time with Jason on DBD, I have to say: This is one of, if not the best killer(s) they've ever done in the 10 years of the game. He's fun to play as/against, he's strong but not broken his addon's are fun, and his mori's are *chef's kiss.* BVHR: Take...a...bow.
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Heofthevoid 🔞 @heofthevoid.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I would pay good money to the first person to go to the reflecting pool dressed as shrek, and holding a sign that says "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP?"
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Heofthevoid 🔞 @heofthevoid.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Next DBD crossover: Muppet skins for every character.
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Heofthevoid 🔞 @heofthevoid.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
The Scooby Doo DBD crossover is wild man. "Like Zoniks Scoob, I'm tripping balls because a clown threw a bottle of drugs at me, Jason Vorhees just gutted Fred like a fish, Velma got covered in blood vomit from a priestess and a cowboy just shot a spear through Daphne's chest!"
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Heofthevoid 🔞 @heofthevoid.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
The Backrooms is gooooooooooooooooooooooooood man, and I can see why it's currently kicking ass at the box office. The era of legacy Hollywood is coming to an abrupt end, and it's independent film makers and YouTubers leading the charge.
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Heofthevoid 🔞 @heofthevoid.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I NEVER want to hear another MAGAT say Sleep Joe EVER AGAIN.
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
To be fair, he really needs daytime rest after being up all night posting fantasy A-I images of himself on "Truth" Social, as all presidents do.
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Heofthevoid 🔞 @heofthevoid.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Dear Dirty Dom, please listen to this for as long as it takes to realize that you are beyond a shadow of a doubt, completely and utterly fucked next week.
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You're Fucked
YouTube video by Ylvis - Topic
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Heofthevoid 🔞 @heofthevoid.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
*Screaming*
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Dead by Daylight - The Huntress 7" Scale Action Figure (PRE-ORDER)
From the multiplayer horror game Dead by Daylight, NECA brings you The Huntress! Clad in the mask of the head of a hare, she has a knack for tracking, capturing, and killing. This fully articulated, 7...
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