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Gavin Ford @gavinford.bsky.social · 15/04/2025

My son came across *coughs* this @hensbens.bsky.social sticker at Ourika Valley in Morocco #WorldsStrongestBand

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HENS BENS @hensbens.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

HENS BENS T-SHIRT COMPANY EMPLOYEE BAND RELEASES ALBUM: open.spotify.com/album/0738hx... hensbens.bandcamp.com

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HENS BENS @hensbens.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

NEW T-SHIRTS! LIMITED TIME ONLY! We didn't know which new colours to add, so for the MONTH OF APRIL ONLY we're doing 10 different ones! Must end 30th April! hensbens.bandcamp.com/merch

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HENS BENS @hensbens.bsky.social · 24/03/2025

SATURDAY! Tickets: hensbens.org

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HENS BENS @hensbens.bsky.social · 21/03/2025

Never heard of him! Going to have a listen now though!

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HENS BENS @hensbens.bsky.social · 21/03/2025

Don’t you hate when a band releases a single that sounds nothing like the rest of their album? YOUR FAVOURITE BAND IS ON THE DRUGS AGAIN (OH NO) is out now! open.spotify.com/track/0XmERH...

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Your Favourite Band Is On The Drugs Again (Oh No)

HENS BENS · Your Favourite Band Is On The Drugs Again (Oh No) · Song · 2025

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Matthew @thebluesislove.bsky.social · 16/03/2025

If you like bands that are a bit wild/mad then this is well worth a listen. There's a live album, too.......

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HENS BENS @hensbens.bsky.social · 12/03/2025

I lived in that flat! (2008-2011, middle flat, behind knife) Was once told to stay indoors by the police as there was a guy walking around that exact junction carrying a smaller but less inflatable blood-covered knife.

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HENS BENS @hensbens.bsky.social · 11/03/2025

Thank you to last week's sold-out WOBTEP test event participants: Marlon from Brazil, David who knows @marcrileydj.bsky.social, and Anna the Cheat. Please continue to enjoy HENS BENS' excellent album 'WORLD'S STRONGEST BAND' on your streaming service of choice.

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HENS BENS 'WOBTEP' TEST EVENT 1: Edinburgh, Sneaky Pete's, 6th March 2025

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HENS BENS @hensbens.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

We were too busy blowing up balloons to notice that last night SOLD OUT (!) but we're going to brag about it now because of course we are. Proper post about the gig later; I'm going back to bed now. My whole body hurts.

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HENS BENS @hensbens.bsky.social · 06/03/2025

TONIGHT! Not many tickets left! hensbens.org

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HENS BENS @hensbens.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

ANALOGUE MUSIC LOVERS: WE HEAR YOU. You’re excited about the HENS BENS gig tomorrow at Sneaky Pete’s and you can’t wait to buy an album. But you don’t want a CD. You want something ANALOGUE. Introducing the HENS BENS ALBUM BANANA: a download code attached to a banana. £10 at the merch stand.

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HENS BENS @hensbens.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

Can’t even afford a cable for his microphone.

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HENS BENS @hensbens.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

Just because a guy is the lead singer in The Offspring doesn’t mean he’s financially secure. #stress

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HENS BENS @hensbens.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

TRADE WAR'S BACK ON Tickets: www.seetickets.com/event/hens-b...

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HENS BENS @hensbens.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

“the Sneaky Pete’s”

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HENS BENS @hensbens.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

HENS BENS are thrilled to announce WOBTEP, a technological innovation that will change the music industry forever. The first WOBTEP test will be held at the Sneaky Pete's on Thu 6 March, also featuring @michaelmisrubbish.bsky.social and @arrowsmeet.bsky.social. 🎟️ hensbens.org youtu.be/vrl2_bH9Uhs

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HENS BENS presents WOBTEP

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HENS BENS @hensbens.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

We thought he was going to do his usual top-notch Oasis covers so this is very surprising.

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HENS BENS @hensbens.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

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HENS BENS presents WOBTEP

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HENS BENS @hensbens.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

“HENS BENS FUCKIN RULES”

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HENS BENS @hensbens.bsky.social · 27/02/2025

BLOODY HENS BENS COMING OVER HERE PLAYING A SPECIAL ALBUM LAUNCH GIG ON THURSDAY 6th MARCH AT WOKE SNEAKY PETE’S WITH @michaelmisrubbish.bsky.social AND @arrowsmeet.bsky.social BLOODY WOKE NONSENSE TICKETS ON SALE NOW AT www.hensbens.org WHERE’S YOUR POPPY

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HENS BENS @hensbens.bsky.social · 25/02/2025

Last ever run of pink HENS BENS t-shirts on sale NOW at HENS BENS PREMIUM RETAIL SOLUTIONS! hensbens.bandcamp.com/merch

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HENS BENS @hensbens.bsky.social · 23/02/2025

Excellent reading here for fans of nice things being said about HENS BENS ⬇️

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HENS BENS @hensbens.bsky.social · 23/02/2025

Excellent reading here for fans of nice things being said about HENS BENS ⬇️

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HENS BENS @hensbens.bsky.social · 21/02/2025

The unnamed Scottish political figure I went to school with from the song ‘WANKER’ is in the news again. PLEASE SLOW DOWN, I HAVEN’T FINISHED THE EXTRA VERSE ABOUT THE LAST THING YOU DID YET. open.spotify.com/track/3ccjLQ...

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Wanker

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HENS BENS @hensbens.bsky.social · 20/02/2025

Definitely haven’t forgotten to update the Bluesky for like a week. PLEASE BUY A TICKET FOR OUR SPECIAL ALBUM LAUNCH PARTY WITH MICHAEL M AND ARROWS MEET: www.seetickets.com/event/hens-b...

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HENS BENS @hensbens.bsky.social · 15/02/2025

We love Tom Robinson. But Tom Robinson deserves more than our love. Tom Robinson deserves a huge cake, out of which we emerge singing "Happy Birthday Mister President", every day until it's actually his birthday.

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HENS BENS @hensbens.bsky.social · 15/02/2025

The only fitting punishment for Peter Kay is making him play all his future gigs in front of Peter Kay fans.

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HENS BENS @hensbens.bsky.social · 11/02/2025

can't believe they did this

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HENS BENS @hensbens.bsky.social · 07/02/2025

Those still wondering about the identity of the wanker from ‘WANKER’ may want to read the news this morning… open.spotify.com/track/4bS5Kd...

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Wanker

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HENS BENS @hensbens.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

The HENS BENS TRADE WAR has been suspended for 30 days because you all promised to buy a ticket. www.seetickets.com/event/hens-b...

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HENS BENS @hensbens.bsky.social · 01/02/2025

The first ever HENS BENS song!

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HENS BENS @hensbens.bsky.social · 01/02/2025

Didn’t see this until just now. Thank you!

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HENS BENS @hensbens.bsky.social · 01/02/2025

These mavericks continue to risk their broadcasting careers by playing our sweary nonsense.

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HENS BENS @hensbens.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

Spent tonight doing drums and piano for one of our Kickstarter cover version requests. It’s the most stupid fucking thing ever and I love it so much I want to put it on our next album.

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HENS BENS @hensbens.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

HENS BENS are kings of the support slot, but after perfecting their live show opening for some of the world’s greatest bands, it’s time to see if anyone will actually pay to see them. 6th March! Sneaky Pete’s, Edinburgh! Also featuring @michaelmisrubbish.bsky.social and @arrowsmeet.bsky.social!

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HENS BENS @hensbens.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

Tickets! www.seetickets.com/event/hens-b...

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