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Kat Spratt does not engage in nursery rhymes.

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Kat Spratt does not engage in nursery rhymes. @henriettehook.bsky.social · 5h
Labour MPs wanting to speak to the manager so fucking bad.
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Kat Spratt does not engage in nursery rhymes. @henriettehook.bsky.social · 15h
I can't believe the Green party made the US evacuate RAF Fairford.
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Kat Spratt does not engage in nursery rhymes. @henriettehook.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Fuckin' love Marguerite Duras
An excerpt from Marguerite Duras' My Cinema detailing an interview between Duras and Anne de Gaspari on the former's film L'homme Atlantique: "AdG - In front of the black screen, can one close one's eyes and escape into oneself, into one's own thoughts?

MD - That would be an error. Sound is something to be looked at."
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Ireland-Palestine Solidarity Campaign @ipsc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Our tribute to Gavin Bazunu last night 💚
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Kat Spratt does not engage in nursery rhymes. @henriettehook.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
With Shelved by Genre covering Highlander I can reflect on the decade long bit between a friend and I of doing Sean Connery impressions talking about all the sucking and fucking his character used to do in ancient Alexandria and trying to justify how it didn't make him gay to Connor MacLeod.
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Google earth has updated its satellite images of Gaza. The destruction is almost incomprehensible.
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Dia Lacina @dialacina.com · 27/09/2026
I mean, let's be real, the US has been orchestrating a nearly 70 year long Cuban genocide.
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Kat Spratt does not engage in nursery rhymes. @henriettehook.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Annoyed with myself that I didn't have Ospreay in my muted terms already.
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Kat Spratt does not engage in nursery rhymes. @henriettehook.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Now my own theory is that the decision to allow the march down Garvaghy Road is not in spite of the further fomentation of fascism in mainstream Loyalism but a direct result of it, as the institutions of power try to, in their eyes, release the pressure building up below them or failing that-
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Kat Spratt does not engage in nursery rhymes. @henriettehook.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Chris of Rhonda is so out of his depth it's hilarious.
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 26/09/2026
Have I played “Control Resonant”? Sorry…I’m too busy reading the story of a man who “Controls Rocinante”…that’s right, Miguel Cervantes’ immortal tale “Don Quixote de La Mancha”. So you enjoy your strange “Federal Bureau”…I’ll be delighting in the adventures of Sancho Panza and his “Friendly Burro”
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Ireland-Palestine Solidarity Campaign @ipsc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Gavin Bazunu's statement on pulling out of tomorrow’s game against apartheid Israel. We salute him, he will go down in history for this, a legend. And we hope more of the players will take such a principled stand. There is still time for the FAI to do the right thing. #StopTheGames
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Kat Spratt does not engage in nursery rhymes. @henriettehook.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Those with so little to lose being most unwilling to take a stand yet again. Solidarity with Gavin Bazunu and Gavin Bazunu alone.
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Guilherme Nunes @guilhernunes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
surfing anteater
painting of an anteater surfing, in the background there are buildings
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Kat Spratt does not engage in nursery rhymes. @henriettehook.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Maybe I'm going to have to separate the art from the artist.
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Kat Spratt does not engage in nursery rhymes. @henriettehook.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Motherfucker I was this close to learning about the obvious alien spacecraft shit in Yu-No and I just had to accidentally reset the emulator to a much earlier state.
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Kat Spratt does not engage in nursery rhymes. @henriettehook.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Can not stop banging on about how the UK culture scene is being left to die by this Labour government, like how the fuck can a hub like the Taunton Brewhouse which serves a population of at least 65000 be let close? Nandy has to go.
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Kat Spratt does not engage in nursery rhymes. @henriettehook.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Robert Eggers cannot conceivably do anything interesting with Romeo and Juliet.
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Kat Spratt does not engage in nursery rhymes. @henriettehook.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Bor(jarnon)zoi
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 22/09/2026
microsoft have essentially bought up and bulldozed almost an entire american arts industry as a half-hearted distraction from their main project of trying to monopolise and rent-seek global digital infrastructure and military contracts
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Kat Spratt does not engage in nursery rhymes. @henriettehook.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Got some new headphones so I've been listening backwards through the Beatles' discography trying to reach some sort of revelation about them or at least compile a list of good songs by them and this is all I got so far.
Screenshot of a note titled "Good Beatles Songs" the contents being "Eleanor Rigby
Savoy Truffle
She's Leaving Home
Norwegian Wood
Maxwell's Silver Hammer
Michelle
Rocky Raccoon would be there if not for that shitty southern accent at the start, I'm not great at accents but I tell you I could do a better accent than that, not that I would have such a terrible bit at the start of my song what the hell were they thinking"
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Kat Spratt does not engage in nursery rhymes. @henriettehook.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Just saw a clip described as Chris Jericho and some movie podcaster talking about their favourite 90s movies and I'm sorry I simply do not believe that Chris Jericho has watched a movie in his life.
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Kat Spratt does not engage in nursery rhymes. @henriettehook.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Watson shoving his hand so thoroughly into the till, his bones mangled by its gears become indistinguishable from the mechanism, his blood lubricating its flow. Grinding, grinding. He has an offer from his friends at Betfred, they're giving back with a free bet for everyone who comments on his post.
Screenshot of a Guardian article with the headline: "Former Labour deputy leader Tom Watson joins Palantir"
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Kat Spratt does not engage in nursery rhymes. @henriettehook.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
David Byrne's True Stories.
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Kat Spratt does not engage in nursery rhymes. @henriettehook.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
*To the tune of Neil Young's Pocahontas* I wish I was Godzilla, I'd tear this city down.
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Kat Spratt does not engage in nursery rhymes. @henriettehook.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Learning that the paper I wrote many moons ago about social capital analysis has received citations this year from people writing about Iranian football and Taiwanese disaster resilience really is a lovely feeling. Strengthens my resolve to get back into academia some day.
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Kat Spratt does not engage in nursery rhymes. @henriettehook.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
That Lisa Nandy continues to be asleep at the wheel of a withering cultural sphere in the UK makes it just an absolutely heinous act of neglect by Labour to keep her in her role.
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Sexy Plato's Cave @andrewblair.co.uk · 16/09/2026
The arts industry in the UK: we contribute so much money to the economy but we are dying, please help Lisa Nandy: Village Parish Council: we held a pretend referendum Lisa Nandy: I'm listening
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Kat Spratt does not engage in nursery rhymes. @henriettehook.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Paul Mason after years of gathering evidence on a Popish plot to take over government and they just issue a bill. SMH.
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Kat Spratt does not engage in nursery rhymes. @henriettehook.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Paging @faragesfuckedface.bsky.social
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Kat Spratt does not engage in nursery rhymes. @henriettehook.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This is Paul Mason bait.
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Kat Spratt does not engage in nursery rhymes. @henriettehook.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
How rare it is to get wins in this country results in my getting absolutely feral should one like today's finally come to press.
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Kat Spratt does not engage in nursery rhymes. @henriettehook.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Kat Spratt does not engage in nursery rhymes. @henriettehook.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
youtu.be/A2GqlOYfgfw?...
youtu.be
Original Sunday Game Theme Tune
YouTube video by HurlingGoals
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Kat Spratt does not engage in nursery rhymes. @henriettehook.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Eat shit Kim Leadbeater.
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Kat Spratt does not engage in nursery rhymes. @henriettehook.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Discovered some medals on eBay and considering stealing Temperance Society valour.
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zøë wolfe @glitchwolfe.studio · 05/09/2026
Now presenting: THE shot I've been dreaming of glitching ever since I learned you could circuit bend a playstation PS1 bent by gork_online, generously loaned to me for the time being
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Kat Spratt does not engage in nursery rhymes. @henriettehook.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Deeply enraged by the video of the German coach driving simulator revealing that when going to Bristol in its new England DLC you can only get as far as Filton, disgusting.
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Kat Spratt does not engage in nursery rhymes. @henriettehook.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Seeing that Augustiner Octoberfest Bier has hit the fridges and immediately posting the Bugs Bunny "Tha Old Me" meme.
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Kat Spratt does not engage in nursery rhymes. @henriettehook.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Imagine thinking that Kazuchika Okada should be passionate about American TV wrestling.
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ChloeCade @chloecade.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
60 years without him today... I can't believe it 💔
Pigmon from episode 8 of the original Ultraman series.
Text reads:
"September 4, 1966, Pigmon, who was popular among the girls, died."
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Kat Spratt does not engage in nursery rhymes. @henriettehook.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Oh for Polanski to dance on Starmer's political grave.
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Dr. Catherine Strickson @brigitteempire.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Funniest reaction possible to Starmer resigning as an MP
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M a r c u s 🏳️‍🌈🇧🇧 @marcusjdl.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Has Victoria Starmer asked for a divorce yet
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Kat Spratt does not engage in nursery rhymes. @henriettehook.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Starmer the ultimate careerist with no sense whatsoever of public service making an entirely unsurprising decision of fucking off when his path to power is gone, a truly vile individual.
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Ireland-Palestine Solidarity Campaign @ipsc.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Our Pop Princess, Dunboyne Diana CMAT again showing her solidarity and leading the crowd in chants of Free Palestine at Electric Picnic. "we need to keep telling the people of Palestine that we remember them and we care about them." #FreePalestine 🇵🇸 Video Goss.ie
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 30/08/2026
you have to remember that during whatever nonsense char is doing in the battle of loum that just offscreen is that one guy from igloo being like the mobile suit has come... the last time.... in history.... that a soldier will fire a Big Stationary Gun
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 30/08/2026
general revil... our traditional battle strategy of lining six hundred space ships up right next to each other and then firing in a straight line has been absolutely destroyed by the invention of a combat unit that can actually move. this could be the end of the world
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