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Farages Fucked Face @faragesfuckedface.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Lass told me I have the softest skin she's ever felt. I smiled but this is due to a medical condition where I have incredibly soft, thin, very bruisable skin.
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Farages Fucked Face @faragesfuckedface.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
gonna take my last little bit of ket before the sci-fi horror play starts
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Farages Fucked Face @faragesfuckedface.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
if you're a guy and your gay friends don't flirt with you it's because they think you're secretly homophobic
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Farages Fucked Face @faragesfuckedface.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Messaging my brothers Japanese gf on LINE asking if she's ever heard of Kero Kero Bonito
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Farages Fucked Face @faragesfuckedface.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
in my day psychosis was a luchadore in wcw, not something you caught from a computer
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Farages Fucked Face @faragesfuckedface.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
this is the way I interact with AI
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Farages Fucked Face @faragesfuckedface.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
calling my grindcore band "The Gary Glitter Innocence Project" and we just play 3 second grindcore covers of Gary Glitter songs
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Farages Fucked Face @faragesfuckedface.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I dress like a guy who's gonna give you shibuya-kei recommendations and also I am that exact sort of guy
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Farages Fucked Face @faragesfuckedface.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Tam Nakano is the John Maus of joshi. In order to give the audience their moneys worth, when performing they will push themselves into a physical and emotional breakdown infront of the audience.
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Farages Fucked Face @faragesfuckedface.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
does anyone have the webcomic that is Frasier and Niles arguing about the ballerinas at the bolshoi but Martin Crane is just sitting in his chair and having PTSD flashbacks to his days as a cop and watching his partner get gunned down?
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Farages Fucked Face @faragesfuckedface.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
it should be about a gay chinese guy who really wants to get fucked by Bill Goldberg
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Farages Fucked Face @faragesfuckedface.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
child's play. Peter Sherlock of BBC Verifiy hasn't tweeted since 2022
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Farages Fucked Face @faragesfuckedface.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Mum finishing her second Guinness and telling me it's funny to think at my age I could have a 20 year old daughter
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Farages Fucked Face @faragesfuckedface.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I remember the news footage at the time, specifically a woman in a supermarket crying hysterically as she loaded her trolley full of Candle In The Wind CDs
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Farages Fucked Face @faragesfuckedface.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Farages Fucked Face @faragesfuckedface.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
@jyoolz.bsky.social i can't make it to the manchester gig so will have to miss out, but this is playing glasgow and looks like it might be up your street :) www.tickettailor.com/events/saltr...
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Buy tickets – Selkie & Marina Yozora at The Old Hairdressers in Glasgow – The Old Hairdressers
Selkie & Marina Yozora at The Old Hairdressers in Glasgow – The Old Hairdressers, Wed 13 May 2026 - Selkie and Marina Yozora come together at The Old Hairdressers for a rare double headline show: two ...
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Farages Fucked Face @faragesfuckedface.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
did @stephenkb.bsky.social ever apologise for the time he said someone was an antisemite for correcting him about something he was objectively wrong about? Context here - x.com/stephenkb/st...
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Stephen Bush (@stephenkb) on X
If I wanted to convey that I took antisemitism even semi-seriously, I would not immediately leap to "the Jew is just lying!" but fair play to you.
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Farages Fucked Face @faragesfuckedface.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
me trying to explain to my metalhead fwb that there was an expedition, thirteen-strong of Grumpuses who all set off seeking out a better life on Snaktooth Island they did find a tasty quest to fill the hole that many feel inside their soul venture deep to reach the truth and maybe you'll learn somet
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Farages Fucked Face @faragesfuckedface.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
when I die just assume it's all your fault and hold that guilt forever
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Farages Fucked Face @faragesfuckedface.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
constantly getting into arguments on reddit because people say "oh this is old-school wrestling, working a chinhold for 5 minutes". maybe i'm just watching the good 70s and 80s wrestling but to me "old-school" is 2 guys battering the fuck out of each other until the ring is stained red with blood
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Farages Fucked Face @faragesfuckedface.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Trying to replace @henriettehook.bsky.social with Claude
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Farages Fucked Face @faragesfuckedface.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
gayest film I've ever seen was probably a Treasure Island Media one where 300 guys fucked a twink
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Farages Fucked Face @faragesfuckedface.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
lass stopped me at specsavers to say she went to school with my brother. apparently we look similar :/
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Farages Fucked Face @faragesfuckedface.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Dont call yourself a Cyberpunk 2077 fan unless you've been to see the song live
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Farages Fucked Face @faragesfuckedface.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Im gonna get casual Fridays bammed by wearing my Survival Tobita tshirt
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Farages Fucked Face @faragesfuckedface.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
KKB are starting to get popular on TikTok so maybe next year...
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LaserPH @laserph.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Natsupoi also getting the full Police experience before retirement 💀 #OZアカデミー #STARDOM 🤼
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Farages Fucked Face @faragesfuckedface.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Does Michael Deacon still immediately block you if you ask him who really wrote those Danny Dyer columns for Zoo?
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Farages Fucked Face @faragesfuckedface.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Before AI and the internet if you wanted a wrestler to know how you really felt about them you would go to a shop, give them your design, and get your sign professionally printed
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Farages Fucked Face @faragesfuckedface.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
saw an obscure Northern Irish early 2000s dreampop band are doing a comback, audibly gasped and immediatly bought 2 tickets
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Farages Fucked Face @faragesfuckedface.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
reaching my mid-life crisis era. Pairing high-top trainers, corduroy trousers, and a long-sleeve Pony Metal U-GAIM tshirt
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Farages Fucked Face @faragesfuckedface.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Mate keeps bugging me. Told her I'll take her to the opera or the ballet, not both. Not made of money
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Farages Fucked Face @faragesfuckedface.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
only 2 months until my favourite youtube video ever is 18 years old. they grow up so fast www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUz9...
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火車
YouTube video by pizzlemank
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Farages Fucked Face @faragesfuckedface.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Taking a metalhead lass to a shoegaze gig and telling her "this is metal for guys whose favourite film is Chungking Express"
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The Puro Pourri Podcast @puropodcast.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
NEW EPISODE! We return to the shores of extreme with the main event of the all-time classic One Night Stand 2005, in which Paul Heyman lets out some choice words, everyone and their gran runs in, and Sandman wants someone - anyone - to get him a beer. open.spotify.com/episode/5ql0...
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S4E3: Dudley Boyz vs. Tommy Dreamer/The Sandman (ECW One Night Stand 2005)
No Scrubs: The Tables, Ladders and Chairs Podcast · Episode
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Farages Fucked Face @faragesfuckedface.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Farages Fucked Face @faragesfuckedface.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
woke up hungover today, checked my messages, apparently I've got a date on Monday that I barely remember
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Farages Fucked Face @faragesfuckedface.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
@jyoolz.bsky.social yo, Molly Nilsson playing Glasgow in October if you're into gothy communist synth. Saw her last year and had a great time :) www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNxg...
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Molly Nilsson "The Communist Party"
YouTube video by DARK SKIES ASSOCIATION
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Farages Fucked Face @faragesfuckedface.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
buying an hour of handshaking time for an Oz Acadmy event and using them all on POLICE
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Farages Fucked Face @faragesfuckedface.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
watching this and waiting for Zenigata to turn up and yell at Lupin
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Farages Fucked Face @faragesfuckedface.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
my most reactionary opinion is brutalism sucks and rococo is awesome
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Hello! I'd love to draw vore art for you ^^ Check out my work and hit me up;(
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Farages Fucked Face @faragesfuckedface.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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Farages Fucked Face @faragesfuckedface.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
turning up to a board game night with a chess set and going "ok bitches, who's ready for a proper board game?"
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Farages Fucked Face @faragesfuckedface.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
in new job I'm asking if they're using git for version control or something different for their vibe-coded apps and they just look at me like this
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lowtax speedrun enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
i am not wading into “spreadsheet people” discourse, because all of you are freaks who use spreadsheets as databases and even an idealized form of ai wouldn’t save you people
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Farages Fucked Face @faragesfuckedface.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
it is morally permissable to film and laugh at autistic disney adults
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Farages Fucked Face @faragesfuckedface.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
when I start a new consultancy role and they ask me what I'm in to
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Farages Fucked Face @faragesfuckedface.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Yeah I have this framed in my flat. What of it?
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