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Hemlock the Vampire Cow @hemlockvampirecow.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Heard a morose Kermit the Frog singing in the basement and thought “Oh, @asneplynx.bsky.social is listening to The Smiths.”

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Hemlock the Vampire Cow @hemlockvampirecow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I need whoever at my company who makes decisions that affect my work to pull their head out of their ass and remember to tell my team before it’s three weeks after the fact and a new process is already behind.

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Hemlock the Vampire Cow @hemlockvampirecow.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

It kind of sucks that we never got a Nightmare on Elm Street movie directed by David Lynch.

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Hemlock the Vampire Cow @hemlockvampirecow.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Radar is planning his invasion of Montana. Soon to be Meowtana.

A tabby cat, named Radar, staring at a framed map of Montana from 1947

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

The Milo stuff is the perfect picture of fascism. You think you're protected because you go as big as you can on racism, you spend years harassing the movement's perceived enemies, you even disavow your own sexuality. They'll still throw you in a cage over the tiniest disagreement already forgotten.

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Hemlock @hemlockcowad.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

I know I usually post tiddies but I’m really proud of this veggie gnocchi I made for dinner so have some food porn.

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Hemlock the Vampire Cow @hemlockvampirecow.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Wait, did I already ask this question? I have Halloween on my brain too much.

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Hemlock the Vampire Cow @hemlockvampirecow.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Good news: I have found a salon specializing in curly hair who has made an appointment with me that is closer than my old salon. Bad news: I have to call my old salon and confirm that I am breaking up with them. It’s not them, it’s that I can’t handle the 40 minute drive out to them anymore.

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Hemlock the Vampire Cow @hemlockvampirecow.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

A Night in the City Artwork done by @plantpandastudios.bsky.social for @asneplynx.bsky.social. It’s an amazing recreation of a local festival he and I attend every year 🥰

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Apes 2001 @apeslion.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

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Marnix @dragom.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

it's called a u turn because u turn

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Hemlock the Vampire Cow @hemlockvampirecow.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

AC has been great but I’m thinking about that king bed awaiting me at home

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A Penny Urned @deer.energy · 04/07/2026

We're gonna stay inside and play Heads Up Seven Up

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Melos 🌟🦋 @runlikemelos.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

I'm sorry I don't find "You shouldn't do subtext anymore because people are stupid" to be a particularly compelling argument

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Hemlock the Vampire Cow @hemlockvampirecow.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

I’m so sad after today’s news the Anthony Stewart Head has passed away. He portrayed one of the warmest and kindest father figures as Giles in Buffy.

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Hemlock the Vampire Cow @hemlockvampirecow.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

Haha, it’s a quote from Buffy. I got the scone from my office’s Café and it was the only thing my brain could think of while I was walking up the steps.

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Hemlock the Vampire Cow @hemlockvampirecow.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

Hell yeah, man. Get yourself one 😤👏 And it was pretty delicious

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Hemlock the Vampire Cow @hemlockvampirecow.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

You have the emotional maturity of a blueberry scone.

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Hemlock the Vampire Cow @hemlockvampirecow.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

There’s a bus stop nearby that has stickers stuck to it and I’m so sad that I’m all out of my Hemlock ones.

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Hemlock the Vampire Cow @hemlockvampirecow.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

“Vocal Stim in the Elevator” Furry Ska Band

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Hemlock the Vampire Cow @hemlockvampirecow.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

I would spend so many monies if you made some 😤

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Hemlock the Vampire Cow @hemlockvampirecow.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

I’ve seen big companies start making hair clips and I know the furries would eat them up if they started making their own.

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Hemlock the Vampire Cow @hemlockvampirecow.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

Idk what if they’re profitable or not but I would love to see more vendors in dealers halls have hair accessories like clips, combs, bands. Scrunchies are fun but I have so many. And I can only pull my hair up so much!

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Hemlock @hemlockcowad.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

HAPPY WEED DAY! 🎨: @retrofutureart.bsky.social

Cow fursona, Hemlock, wearing a DARE shirt that’s been cropped and distressed. Hemlock is holding a jar of weed and has a bong next to them.

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Hemlock the Vampire Cow @hemlockvampirecow.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

I love my Nerd Moment sticker so much 😤

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masslo 🌌🐶 @terriergf.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

a variety of telegram stickers i’ve made over the past couple months c: #furryart #furry

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That Raccoon (Commissions Open!) @that-raccoon.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

Happy 20 years of Neil banging out the tunes! #illustration #rat #NeilBangingOutTheTunes

an illustration of a rat floating in the air with a xylophone.

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Seeping Ooze (18+) @seepingooze.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

Goth Bimbo Heathcliff - huh

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Hemlock the Vampire Cow @hemlockvampirecow.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

I clock in, I check my cases, I’ve been assigned all of the cases from hell today. I contemplate calling off.

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🎀 Shen Puppy 🎀 MFF @crinkle.pet · 30/03/2026

How your email finds me - 📸: @hemlockvampirecow.bsky.social

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Hemlock the Vampire Cow @hemlockvampirecow.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

I feel like it would be a little terrifying to exist in the Pokémon universe where your main pollinators are Pokémon like Butterfree which are like half the height of a human.

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